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Clips from Community (2009) - Biology 101 (S03E03)

of crisp, new, super evolved air

"of crisp, new, super evolved air"

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to declare proudly and in one voice, "Pierce...

"to declare proudly and in one voice, "Pierce..."

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We'll see you when we see you."

"We'll see you when we see you.""

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Don't tell the monkey I'm living here.

"Don't tell the monkey I'm living here."

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♪ Give me some rope, tie me to a tree ♪

"♪ Give me some rope, tie me to a tree ♪"

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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"

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♪ somebody said we could be here ♪

"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"

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♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪

"♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"

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♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪

"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"

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Oh, star-burns, I see you added a lizard

"Oh, star-burns, I see you added a lizard"

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to your special hat and sideburns.

"to your special hat and sideburns."

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Am I missing anything?

"Am I missing anything?"

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Yeah! The human being underneath it all,

"Yeah! The human being underneath it all,"

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but no one's really interested in that, are they?

"but no one's really interested in that, are they?"

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No.

"No."

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He really seems like he's changed.

"He really seems like he's changed."

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What are you, nuts?

"What are you, nuts?"

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That's what he wants you to think.

"That's what he wants you to think."

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Trust me, we're better off without him.

"Trust me, we're better off without him."

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Excluding Pierce is what drove him crazy last year.

"Excluding Pierce is what drove him crazy last year."

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Wrong, being crazy drove him excluded.

"Wrong, being crazy drove him excluded."

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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Cougar town has been moved to mid-season.

"Cougar town has been moved to mid-season."

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That's never a good sign.

"That's never a good sign."

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Hey buddy, hey, it's coming back in January.

"Hey buddy, hey, it's coming back in January."

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Six seasons and a movie.

"Six seasons and a movie."

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Six seasons and a movie.

"Six seasons and a movie."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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This is Intro to Biology.

"This is Intro to Biology."

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I'm your professor, Dr. Marshall King, PhD.

"I'm your professor, Dr. Marshall King, PhD."

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and I know, because I was only allowed in the library

"and I know, because I was only allowed in the library"

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while serving a sentence of 25 to life.

"while serving a sentence of 25 to life."

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Now let's talk about that word.

"Now let's talk about that word."

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"Life."

""Life.""

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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It's a new phone. Switching to vibrate.

"It's a new phone. Switching to vibrate."

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I stared at a crack in the ground in my cell for years,

"I stared at a crack in the ground in my cell for years,"

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and one day, something grew from it.

"and one day, something grew from it."

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Vibrates louder than the ringer.

"Vibrates louder than the ringer."

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Gosh. You know what? Turning it off.

"Gosh. You know what? Turning it off."

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Living thing, growing from dead stone.

"Living thing, growing from dead stone."

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Get out!

"Get out!"

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- Oh, it's off, it's off. - Out!

"- Oh, it's off, it's off. - Out!"

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I turned it off.

"I turned it off."

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Fine. Okay, fine. I'm leaving.

"Fine. Okay, fine. I'm leaving."

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And don't bother coming back.

"And don't bother coming back."

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Seriously? Hey, dude,

"Seriously? Hey, dude,"

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I know who Sean Penn is. I've seen Milk.

"I know who Sean Penn is. I've seen Milk."

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Now get out.

"Now get out."

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Dude, learn to blend.

"Dude, learn to blend."

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I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus.

"I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus."

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If I wanted to run a monkey hotel,

"If I wanted to run a monkey hotel,"

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I'd install a banana buffet.

"I'd install a banana buffet."

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I'd use vines as elevators,

"I'd use vines as elevators,"

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and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes,

"and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes,"

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and I'd lower all the shower knobs.

"and I'd lower all the shower knobs."

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Wow, you've really thought this through.

"Wow, you've really thought this through."

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And now it's your turn. Brainstorm.

"And now it's your turn. Brainstorm."

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Idea shower.

"Idea shower."

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Spray your solutions all over me.

"Spray your solutions all over me."

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that knocks out monkeys.

"that knocks out monkeys."

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Monkey knockout gas!

"Monkey knockout gas!"

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Now that's the kind of grounded, sensible thinking

"Now that's the kind of grounded, sensible thinking"

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I want to see this year.

"I want to see this year."

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Catherine, who's next?

"Catherine, who's next?"

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Vice Dean Laybourne,

"Vice Dean Laybourne,"

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from the air conditioning repair school annex.

"from the air conditioning repair school annex."

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Vice Dean.

"Vice Dean."

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Dean. New suit, Dean?

"Dean. New suit, Dean?"

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New Dean, vice Dean. New Dean.

"New Dean, vice Dean. New Dean."

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I see that you used school funds

"I see that you used school funds"

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to buy an espresso machine for your faculty break room.

"to buy an espresso machine for your faculty break room."

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I don't recall being consulted on that.

"I don't recall being consulted on that."

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I don't consult you on anything.

"I don't consult you on anything."

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That's the problem.

"That's the problem."

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The air-conditioning repair school annex seems to think.

"The air-conditioning repair school annex seems to think."

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That it's separate from Greendale,

"That it's separate from Greendale,"

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but it's an annex.

"but it's an annex."

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An appendage, on a body, with a head,

"An appendage, on a body, with a head,"

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and this head is saying to this appendage,

"and this head is saying to this appendage,"

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"whazup?"

""whazup?""

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Tell you what.

"Tell you what."

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You bring your head down to my appendage tomorrow,

"You bring your head down to my appendage tomorrow,"

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and I'll show you "whazup."

"and I'll show you "whazup.""

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I'll be there.

"I'll be there."

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I think I found something that will help Abed!

"I think I found something that will help Abed!"

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Abed, did you know that Cougar Town

"Abed, did you know that Cougar Town"

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is an American adaptation of a 1990s British sitcom?

"is an American adaptation of a 1990s British sitcom?"

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Cougarton abbey.

"Cougarton abbey."

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Just been 'round Cougarton chapel.

"Just been 'round Cougarton chapel."

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I may be having an awakening.

"I may be having an awakening."

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Come off it, Deidre.

"Come off it, Deidre."

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You've only been having a butchers at the choir boys.

"You've only been having a butchers at the choir boys."

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Better than nothing. Thanks, Britta.

"Better than nothing. Thanks, Britta."

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Can you believe that guy,

"Can you believe that guy,"

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kicking me out of class like that?

"kicking me out of class like that?"

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It's gonna be impossible to find a science class

"It's gonna be impossible to find a science class"

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Why would we need to do that?

"Why would we need to do that?"

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Because I'm not in biology anymore.

"Because I'm not in biology anymore."

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And neither is Pierce,

"And neither is Pierce,"

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We've evolved.

"We've evolved."

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Right, Jeff?

"Right, Jeff?"

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Yes, we have.

"Yes, we have."

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- And we all love each other. - Mm-hmm.

"- And we all love each other. - Mm-hmm."

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And we all go to the same school, so, uh...

"And we all go to the same school, so, uh..."

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I guess I'll see ya when I see ya.

"I guess I'll see ya when I see ya."

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Hey, guess what.

"Hey, guess what."

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I was on the wait list for biology,

"I was on the wait list for biology,"

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somebody got kicked out, I am--

"somebody got kicked out, I am--"

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Here to study!

"Here to study!"

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Yay!

"Yay!"

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I heard about your prescription socks.

"I heard about your prescription socks."

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Hope you don't mind, Jeff,

"Hope you don't mind, Jeff,"

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but I've got a new favorite show,

"but I've got a new favorite show,"

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and I'm only on episode six.

"and I'm only on episode six."

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You guys got about five minutes left to eat.

"You guys got about five minutes left to eat."

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Oh, my, time flies when you're studying the science of life.

"Oh, my, time flies when you're studying the science of life."

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Well, I think time flies when you're joking around

"Well, I think time flies when you're joking around"

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Remains of the day.

"Remains of the day."

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Wait a second.

"Wait a second."

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