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Clips from Night Court - The Eye of the Beholder (S01E01)

"Well, you get no argument from me."
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"Once he stops giving off those menacing vibes, people will warm up to him."
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"Of course, these things take time."
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"What happened?"
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"He bared his teeth at me."
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"It was a smile."
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"I shouldn't have to be subjected to this."
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"I know, baby. You're an artist. I love you. Shut up."
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"Hi there. I'm Harry Stone, and you are?"
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"Vincent Frago and Iris Keller, second-degree obscenity."
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"Your Honor, these two were apprehended making a porno flick in Central Park."
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"Hold on, there, counselor. The report clearly states that both parties..."
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"...were clothed at the time of arrest. - Yes."
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"But before that, they were naked as jaybirds."
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"Oh, did I mention I have a witness?"
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"Leonard Bloom, Your Honor. I saw the whole thing."
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"Unclothed bodies, writhing around in the grass..."
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"- Objection, Your Honor. - Sustained."
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"So, Mr. Frago, it says here that you are the producer."
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"Producer, director, writer."
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"I wear all the creative hats."
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"And Miss Keller is your?"
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"Star."
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"Along with 12 unidentified male..."
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"...costars."
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"I bet you'd have to be."
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"You ever see me in anything?"
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"...he said it was a chance to do pap in the park."
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"Who knew?"
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"Who, indeed?"
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"Your Honor, I left the background reports in your office."
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"Well, go ahead. Miss Keller and I are discussing..."
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"...the cinema."
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"Bull."
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"Once, when I was a kid, I got mad and broke my baseball bat."
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"I got mad once and broke my doll."
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"Over your head?"
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"Oh, Bull..."
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"...I know how much being a volunteer father meant to you."
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"...to have a positive effect on the world around me."
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"No big deal."
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"Well, there are other organizations you could join."
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"Yeah, I tried. The only ones that didn't care the way I looked were the Marines."
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"They just saw me as another shaved head."
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"Bet it's a snap to dry."
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"I have to use a chamois."
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"That's true. It's pretty much your word against theirs."
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"Pictures of these perverts!"
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"Why are you pampering these people?"
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"The man is a sick dog. Put him away."
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"Take a seat, Mr. Bloom."
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"...but gets his mail in plain brown wrappers."
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"Listen, you, I don't have to take your kind of filth."
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"You want him removed from the courtroom?"
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"That won't be necessary. Will it, Mr. Bloom?"
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"I just want the same number of fingers I came in with."
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"Thanks a lot, Bull. I'm glad you were there."
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"Great job, Bull. Well, did you see what you just did?"
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"You were able to be helpful right here."
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"Excuse me."
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"No kidding, Bull. You're a tower of strength."
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"He's got that animal quality I'm looking for."
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"I am not an animal!"
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"What power! You can take that wimp Pacino. Give me a big man anytime."
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"- Bull, why don't you...? - Leave me alone!"
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"Why don't you all just leave me alone?!"
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"Selma, go see if he's all right."
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"I'll go, but I'm telling you right now, he's not all right."
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"Hey, can we hurry this thing up?"
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"Sure. The only way to decide this is to view the videotape..."
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"However, I would like both counsel present."
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"You're a good man, Harry Stone."
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"I have never seen Bull like that."
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"Yes. They can be dangerous when they're wounded."
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"But if you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?"
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"Listen, don't trouble yourself about Bull."
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"- He's okay? - He's gone."
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"- What do you mean, he's gone? - Just that."
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"He asked me to give you these."
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"- He's quit. - You're kidding."
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"- Oh, honey, I don't have the strength to kid. - Did he say where he was going?"
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"No. He just muttered something about being fed up with the human race and took off."
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"Hello."
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"- How you doing? - How you doing?"
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"Foley."
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"Yes. His name is Bull Shannon. He's a bailiff."
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"Did anyone down there see him leave the building?"
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"If you need a description, you haven't seen him."
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"- No one knows where he is? - Apparently not."
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"Harry, the set's warm."
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"I don't believe you."
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"Is that all you care about, a porno tape?"
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"What do you mean, about Bull?"
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"But there's nothing we can do until he surfaces."
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"Besides, as a representative of the people of New York..."
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"...it is my duty to review all the evidence."
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"It's a dirty movie."
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"It's a dirty job."
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"Dan's probably right."
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"Maybe Bull just needs some time to think things out, and then he'll be back."
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"Meantime, there's nothing we can do but wait."
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"...in terms of the statutory definition of obscenity..."
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"...and not our own personal opinions about..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, there's no question about it."
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"This one of those blue-jean commercials?"
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"- Selma, is there any news? - They spotted Bull."
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"- Where? - On the roof."
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"Roof?"
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"This window won't open. Can you see him?"
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"No. Nothing up there but a bunch of gargoyles."
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"Oh, no. It's him."
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"Bull!"
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"- What? - What you doing?"
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"Thinking."
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"Well, thank you."
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"Bull, we were just wondering..."
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"...you're not thinking about doing anything weird, are you?"
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"- Like what? - Oh, say, jumping, for example."
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"- Bull? - Are you nuts?"
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