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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Episode 1 (S01E01)

"Excuse me."
Childrens Hospital (2008)
"No, it's not 'cause you're Jewish."
Childrens Hospital (2008)
"Attention, staff."
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"- I would like to bang her and her clumsy vagina. - Yeah."
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"and brains are messy things filled with jelly."
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"Lighting candles all the time, telling knock-knock jokes."
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"- I'm gonna break up with Owen. - Why?"
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"How are you gonna do it?"
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"- Bitches. - Blake."
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"Want me to tickle your arm?"
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"What if it's AIDS? I don't know this kid."
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"I got to make sure she's got the right type of arm guts in there."
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"Am I supposed to trust some medical textbook"
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"or some black-and-white space photo?"
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"- Uh, no. I want to break up with you. - What? Why?"
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"- Oh, *****. - Yeah."
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"- That's just the brain tumor talking. - Oh, my God."
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"I'd kiss you goodbye,"
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"I poured you a "grig. ""
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"Well, how'd it go with Owen?"
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"- I broke up with him. - Oh, babe. How'd you do it?"
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"Babe... Hey, I don't want you to be sad."
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"Oh. Uh-oh. What's happening?"
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"Feel it! Shake it!"
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"and you could get it all over yourself."
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"National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle."
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"Previously on Childrens Hospital..."
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"- Oh, baby! - I'm afraid I have some bad news."
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"We're going to have to slice off your son's c**k."
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"This part."
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"We got a school-bus crash at the 495..."
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"Fifty kids, badly injured, broken bones, some of them retarded,"
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"the whole deal, and they're coming here."
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"Glenn, stop. We're breaking up."
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"Dr. Richie, please pick up your scissors from the autopsy room."
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"who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy."
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"But we all have brains,"
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"And although jelly is sweet, it made me do a silly thing."
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"- I broke up with Glenn. - What?"
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"Why? He's the hottest doctor at Childrens."
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"I just can't imagine spending every Christmas with a Jew, you know?"
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"Totally. Driving minivans, reading books."
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"Right?"
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"Well, you broke up with Glenn. We're roommates."
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"That would be totally confusing."
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"- Right. - Yeah."
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"I don't know. I need to think of a good lie."
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"Ugh! I wish he were Jewish."
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"Mommy, I'm scared!"
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"- Yeah. Do it. - Okay."
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"- You're there, you're there, you're there. - No."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"What's up?"
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"Look, you're the attending physician,"
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"- Why? She's got a broken arm. - Says who?"
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"- The X-ray. - Please. I don't trust these,"
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"They're not even in color. Look, I got to open her up."
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"Come on. I'm a doctor. It's what I do."
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"Prep the O. R."
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"You better be right this time."
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"- There you are. - Hi."
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"You want to scrub in, watch me tear into a youngster's flesh?"
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"- Are you Jewish? - Have you ever seen me drive a minivan?"
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"No... Then, um..."
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"I have a brain tumor."
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"- How long have you known? - How long have I known..."
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"How long have I known... Ugh. I can't lie. I..."
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"I don't have a brain tumor. I just..."
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"I couldn't think of a reason to break up with you."
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"Break up?"
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"Not with you sick like this. I'm gonna take care of you."
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"No, no, no. Did you... I said I don't have a brain tumor."
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"No, listen to me. I don't have a brain tumor."
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"Shh. Go and rest your tumor."
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"- but I don't want to get brain cancer. - Oh."
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"Hey, roomie."
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"I told him I had a brain tumor."
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"Wow! That's a good one."
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"I want you to dance it out."
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"- I don't know. - Yes."
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"Sometimes no matter how smart you are,"
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"you have to do what your brain jelly tells you to do."
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"Only problem is jelly is messy,"
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"To catch a terrorist,"
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"you need to think like one, act like one."
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"Terrorize someone."
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"I work for the National Terrorism Strike Force,"
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"San Diego division."
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"Am I a white knight? Or a black checker?"
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"All I know is if you have to ask..."
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"- Trick or treat. - you're on the wrong side."
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"- I quit! - I don't negotiate with terrorists..."
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"because I am one."
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"A hospital isn't a place for lazy people."
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"What if it's something more serious?"
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"- Perhaps... I'm like Jenga. - Tell me your future thoughts!"
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"Oh, man, she is hot."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Whoa. Unh-unh. Yeah. Come on! Come on!"
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"A hospital is a place for smart people who take care of people"
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"so I need your permission. I want to cut this kid open."
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