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Clips from Friends (1994) - The One With the Baby on the Bus (S02E02)

"But what about Phoebe?"
Friends (1994)
"It's that she's so bad..."
Friends (1994)
"...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain..."
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"...and swirl it around."
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"I have to do this to her?"
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"Lather, rinse, repeat"
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"And lather, rinse, repeat"
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"And lather, rinse, repeat"
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"As needed"
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"Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?"
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"I'm telling you, it'll be worth it."
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"It's a known fact that women love babies."
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"Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing."
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"Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away."
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"Oh, seriously, you want him?"
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"Who is this little cutie-pie?"
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"Well, don't think me immodest, but..."
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"Want to smell him?"
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"He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head."
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"My uterus just skipped a beat."
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"It's great you're doing this."
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"Well, we are great guys."
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"What agency did you two go through?"
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"This is where I play."
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"My name is written out there in chalk."
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"You know, you can't just erase chalk."
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"Honey, I'm sorry."
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"And he's going to be paying this woman?"
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"Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown?"
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"Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, Terry's a jerk!"
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"You probably did everything you could."
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"You know what? Let me just see what else I could do."
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"Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is."
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"You won't be here. You don't pay her."
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"I'll clean the cappuccino machine!"
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"You don't clean the cappuccino machine?"
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"Of course I clean it."
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"I mean, I will clean it."
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"All right, fine, fine, fine!"
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"Who's working for you, babe?"
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"He's paying the people who were playing."
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"I meant, he's paying that other woman because she's a professional."
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"I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid."
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"I'm sorry, no!"
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"No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band."
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"There are thousands of places in this city..."
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"...where people would pay to hear me play."
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"I don't need your charity"
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"I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle..."
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"...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun."
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"Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin."
Friends (1994)
"I see someone's having a little allergic reaction."
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"Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea?"
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"My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know..."
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"...if there's any way to treat this orally?"
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"Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now."
Friends (1994)
"So?"
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"Go and have a seat. The doctor says it's got to be a needle."
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"You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me?"
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"Oh, boy! You are doing so good."
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"You want to squeeze my hand?"
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"Ross, don't squeeze it so hard."
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"Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard!"
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"Let go of my hand!"
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"...we should go to the park and make out."
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"Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink."
Friends (1994)
"- What are you guys out doing today? - We're not out."
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"We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son..."
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"...of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff."
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"You done?"
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"You guys live around here too?"
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"We live in the building by the sidewalk."
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"You know it?"
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"Since we're neighbors, what do you say we get together for a drink?"
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"So you want to go to Markel's?"
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"Sure, they love us over there."
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"Where's your baby?"
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"That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord!"
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"Sorry."
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"Celebrate. Celebrate..."
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"Yeah, I'm Stephanie."
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"Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake."
Friends (1994)
"So how many chords do you know?"
Friends (1994)
"Do you know A-minor?"
Friends (1994)
"Do you know how to go from D to A-minor?"
Friends (1994)
"So does your guitar have a strap?"
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"Come on! Pick up, pick up!"
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"Transit Authority?"
Friends (1994)
"Everybody, let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to"
Friends (1994)
"I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved."
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"Zachary"
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"We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?!"
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"That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns."
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"And Ben was definitely wearing ducks."
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"Or clowns."
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"That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth!"
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"Hey, Ben! Remember us?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns."
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"All right, call it in the air."
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"Heads."
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"Heads, it is."
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"Right!"
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"What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?"
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"Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby"
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"Just call me angel Of the morning, angel"
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"Then slowly turn away"
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"With me"
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"Here. I thought you might be cold."
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"Look at you! You did pretty well."
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"But not really, because I put in the first two."
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"Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better."
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"You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me."
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"I don't know, when I sang Su-su-suicide..."
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"...I got, like, $1.75."
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"But then Smelly Cat?"
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"Honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat."
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"But it's not even that, you know?"
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"Now it's just all about the money, you know?"
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