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Movies 2002 92 min ★ 6.4/10 (121,833 ratings) 1,277 clips
Romance Comedy

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Van Wilder
and say hello to a few new student bodies.
"and say hello to a few new student bodies."
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As for me, well...
"As for me, well..."
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I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition.
"I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition."
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to get my head in the right place.
"to get my head in the right place."
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but she is just so damn good.
"but she is just so damn good."
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plus there is no substitute for decades of experience.
"plus there is no substitute for decades of experience."
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A pro.
"A pro."
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Super.
"Super."
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because you'll die a lot of times.
"because you'll die a lot of times."
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I think you've got the balls to make it here.
"I think you've got the balls to make it here."
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Don't you? I mean, look around you.
"Don't you? I mean, look around you."
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Your mind will become a weapon.
"Your mind will become a weapon."
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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.
"I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile."
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Big finish.
"Big finish."
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- we can't handle. - And we mean nothing.
"- we can't handle. - And we mean nothing."
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It's time you should go.
"It's time you should go."
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C-los, get your ass off my shirt.
"C-los, get your ass off my shirt."
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Looks like we got one more.
"Looks like we got one more."
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Oh, Mommy.
"Oh, Mommy."
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I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.
"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving."
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To smack clam, munch rug...
"To smack clam, munch rug..."
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You'll need a copy of my class schedule so you can take notes.
"You'll need a copy of my class schedule so you can take notes."
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Don't pick at it. Moving on.
"Don't pick at it. Moving on."
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I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down?
"I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down?"
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Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda.
"Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda."
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That's the end of the first half...
"That's the end of the first half..."
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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle.
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle."
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Wilder!
"Wilder!"
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I'm only gonna go over this one more time.
"I'm only gonna go over this one more time."
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In the event they switch to a zone defense...
"In the event they switch to a zone defense..."
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We gotta D up out there. Darius.
"We gotta D up out there. Darius."
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I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake.
"I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake."
Van Wilder
Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?
"Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?"
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- The Matadors? - What?
"- The Matadors? - What?"
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Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.
"Relax, guys. They're just Doritos."
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Fuck!
"Fuck!"
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Okay. Thanks.
"Okay. Thanks."
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Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home.
"Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home."
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Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment...
"Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment..."
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There's got to be something that we can work out.
"There's got to be something that we can work out."
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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension...
"Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension..."
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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
"You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea."
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Being bad seldom is.
"Being bad seldom is."
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Go, baby, go!
"Go, baby, go!"
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I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore.
"I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne...
"Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne..."
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And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.
"And just like that, Topless Tutors was born."
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could use some extra income.
"could use some extra income."
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I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder.
"I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder."
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until mid-sophomore year.
"until mid-sophomore year."
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And it hurts when I--
"And it hurts when I--"
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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.
"I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator."
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Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks.
"Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks."
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But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch.
"But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch."
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Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct.
"Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct."
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that I haven't already found out from your public records?
"that I haven't already found out from your public records?"
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Gwen, first dates are interviews.
"Gwen, first dates are interviews."
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You going out tonight?
"You going out tonight?"
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Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen.
"Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen."
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Good luck, ladies.
"Good luck, ladies."
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I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot.
"I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot."
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- I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night?
"- I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night?"
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Bye.
"Bye."
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- Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes.
"- Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes."
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- I have a few questions for you. - In time. This is gonna be fun.
"- I have a few questions for you. - In time. This is gonna be fun."
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Yes, well, you haven't lived...
"Yes, well, you haven't lived..."
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Who's a big boy?
"Who's a big boy?"
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Those things could raise the Titanic.
"Those things could raise the Titanic."
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You Van Wilder?
"You Van Wilder?"
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so he came back for the starting lineup.
"so he came back for the starting lineup."
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Topless Tutors was dead.
"Topless Tutors was dead."
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Write that down.
"Write that down."
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I admit I applied for this job...
"I admit I applied for this job..."
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Indeed, but believe it or not...
"Indeed, but believe it or not..."
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I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party...
"I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party..."
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a party we can be proud of...
"a party we can be proud of..."
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a party people will actually show up to.
"a party people will actually show up to."
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It's very scary stuff.
"It's very scary stuff."
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very valuable skill I'd yet to tap--
"very valuable skill I'd yet to tap--"
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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.
"I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition."
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- Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child.
"- Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child."
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- Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile.
"- Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile."
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I see a bunch of party animals...
"I see a bunch of party animals..."
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I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri.
"I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri."
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I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia.
"I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia."
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A good writer gets her story no matter what.
"A good writer gets her story no matter what."
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Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight.
"Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight."
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- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.
"- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is."
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Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.
"Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie."
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These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges.
"These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges."
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This party so rocks, Richard.
"This party so rocks, Richard."
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- This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.
"- This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay."
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Where the hell is everyone?
"Where the hell is everyone?"
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What do you think?
"What do you think?"
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As a story, I think...
"As a story, I think..."
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A dilemma has arose up front.
"A dilemma has arose up front."
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Oh, my God. Feel it!
"Oh, my God. Feel it!"
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Graphic.
"Graphic."
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I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah?
"I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah?"
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I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one.
"I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one."
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Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue...
"Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue..."
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And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp.
"And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp."
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Lookin' good there, buddy.
"Lookin' good there, buddy."
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- Hang on. - Unbelievable.
"- Hang on. - Unbelievable."
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This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me.
"This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me."
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Let me get the other side.
"Let me get the other side."
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- I'll be there. - It's a date.
"- I'll be there. - It's a date."
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At the Hillel House, I broke bread.
"At the Hillel House, I broke bread."
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Oh, yeah, she came too.
"Oh, yeah, she came too."
Van Wilder
Sounds serious. Threatened?
"Sounds serious. Threatened?"
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You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo?
"You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo?"
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Then you scratch it some more.
"Then you scratch it some more."
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Then it's won.
"Then it's won."
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for the story.
"for the story."
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Wilder.
"Wilder."
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Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen.
"Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen."
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Holy crap.
"Holy crap."
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is a good way to remind him that you're still angry.
"is a good way to remind him that you're still angry."
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