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Clips from Scrubs - My Lucky Night (S03E03)

"I'm so careful about what I eat. I keep putting on weight."
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"All right, that's enough."
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"I'm leaving the day after tomorrow"
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"Hello, boys."
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"Hi, I'm Elliot. So, you guys used to date?"
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"- Nice to see you, Sean. - You too, Mary... An... ge... Elizabeth."
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"It's always awkward when you run into an ex."
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"I've gotta stop this. Kick him."
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"You OK, baby? How they have sex every year and still manage to stay friends."
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"We want to do stuff to you."
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"- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening."
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"Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel."
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"Estimated blood loss: 150cc and..."
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"Patient transferred to recovery room awake and stable. Hey, baby."
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"- Notice anything different? - Your tongue went counterclockwise?"
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"Green scrubs. I'm covering for one of the surgical nurses."
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"We could use the extra cash, plus we get to work side by side for two days."
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"- Isn't that great? - So great."
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"JD and I slept together. It's not that big a deal."
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"I'd be disturbed, because Betty is a harp seal."
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"about my date with Strangely Attractive Intern."
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"She's right. But, honey, what I think you're missing here"
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"Isn't that a coincidence? Thank you for coming by."
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"Our nanny just walked out the door. She has great credentials."
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"She's got great, huge, perky credentials."
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"She's out. Besides, she's too expensive."
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"But if you did that, you'd be taking a positive step in your life."
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"It is you. I'm so proud I could poo."
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"Seriously, it's great. And it's a board decision, so I can help you out."
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"- No. - Yes."
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"I'm serious. I don't believe in it."
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"- So just promise me. - Fine. No help."
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"- Holy cow. - You're hired."
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"- I got it. - Yes, JD and I work together."
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"Good evening, Elliot. This is your Great Aunt Sally."
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"- Are you there? - I have to get that."
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"By the way, I ran into Eye Patch this morning. Said to tell you "honka honka.""
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"Come on. Two coins. 30 cents. No nickels."
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"and what appears to be a button"
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"on which you've written "29 cents"."
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"Just a real nice helmet there, princess."
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"It has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo."
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"But right now I'm going after that residency-director gig"
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"Will you write my recommendation? Goodbye."
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"Give me a break, I'll write what you want. We gotta go."
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"- I don't have to. - Good God."
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"Here you go, baby. Sorry. Dr Baby."
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"Shall we proceed, Dr Baby?"
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"She meant her waxer cos... We're working, guys."
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"- No, I wanna hear this. - It's no big deal."
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"Sterile high-five."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't tell you I slept with JD. That was a mistake."
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"How do I explain this?"
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"Totally. I'm so glad it has nothing to do with us."
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"What, like three days?"
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"- No. - Four days?"
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"and how much he was willing to put up with to get it."
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"What's the thread count on those bad boys?"
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"I like to think I've accomplished plenty of things more difficult than this."
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"Just yesterday morning, I somehow managed to hack into your voicemail"
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"and change the outgoing message to "Hi, this is Big Bob.""
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""I'm not in right now, but at the beep leave your name and your penis size.""
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"Perry, have you ever wondered"
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"Come on, pal. Who do you think the board listens to"
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"concerning promotions around here?"
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"Why don't I tell you after the beep?"
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"It's like a baguette."
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"I can't tell you how awesome it was today watching you work."
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"I know, right?"
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"I said you wouldn't mind if she took your place."
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"Schmitty's been trying to hit that for like a minute. I had to hook him up."
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"I believe a couple has a better chance if they just cut the cord"
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"and know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together."
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"Elliot's in a relationship, so I can't stop thinking about her."
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"I'm gonna scrub my hands and do the scrub-my-hands dance."
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"Christopher. I know it's a complicated procedure,"
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"but this afternoon I want you to assist me on a gastric bypass."
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"You really turned it up a notch in surgery yesterday."
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"I don't know if you had a lucky charm, but something was different."
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"Hey, baby. What's up?"
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"You know, I've been thinking. That was a lot of fun working together."
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"Ever since Dr Wen offered me a gastric bypass"
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"because I was so amazing yesterday, and I realised you're the reason why."
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"In high school, this girlfriend annoyed the crap out of me,"
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"but when she came to a basketball game, I played like crazy, out of my mind,"
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"I wanted to make her proud. You understand?"
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"I'm so annoying, you can't stand working with me for even two days."
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"Now you have something to gain, you want me."
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"All I heard was nonsense."
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"Plus, you embarrassed me in front of my co-workers."
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"- You were a pain. - You know what? Maybe I was a pain."
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"Do you know how many times you're a pain and I just let it go?"
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"Like when you follow me from room to room,"
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"- even when I go to the bathroom. - I like to be with you."
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"is my way of saying, "Please grab my breasts." Don't."
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"Or your Aaron Neville impression..."
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"- I don't do an Aaron Neville. - Laverne."
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"That's just the way the world works."
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"Carla would do anything to help out Turk, no matter what the situation."
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"He didn't apologise, so back the hell off. He messes up and I'm the one..."
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"Still, you don't think asking for help makes you look weak."
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"You're afraid of putting yourself out there."
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"Have you been drinking?"
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"Life's too short not to go for it with Elliot. Sean's out of the picture."
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"What am I so scared of?"
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"I've never left a soul behind. Got your ticket?"
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"No. I just need to talk to my..."
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"You hate long-distance relationships, but six months is nothing."
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"It'll be hard and we'll go a long time without sex, but I can go that long."
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"Even if you break my heart right now, it's OK."
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"I'd regret it more if I didn't take this shot."
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"So what do you say?"
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"Anyway, what two coins, when you put 'em together,"
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"make 30 cents, and one of them isn't a nickel?"
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"No. The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel."
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"Don't have kids."
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"is our new residency director and get outta here?"
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"- All those in favour of Dr Cox? - Aye."
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"Perry, you always were."
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"Christopher, are you OK? You look a little nervous."
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