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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Payback (S02E02)

at all three fires.

"at all three fires."

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He was up for a promotion and wanted to look like a hero.

"He was up for a promotion and wanted to look like a hero."

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I have the address.

"I have the address."

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I could drive.

"I could drive."

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No, you don't know where we're going.

"No, you don't know where we're going."

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But if you'd like a cup of coffee,

"But if you'd like a cup of coffee,"

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there's an old bakery in that neighborhood.

"there's an old bakery in that neighborhood."

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but I would enjoy the nostalgia.

"but I would enjoy the nostalgia."

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I love terrible coffee.

"I love terrible coffee."

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that no-good punk.

"that no-good punk."

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He's 86 years old.

"He's 86 years old."

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You don't outgrow punk, sir.

"You don't outgrow punk, sir."

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Installment one of TBD.

"Installment one of TBD."

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1,200 bucks, that's everything I have.

"1,200 bucks, that's everything I have."

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because it takes so many bills to fill up a briefcase.

"because it takes so many bills to fill up a briefcase."

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You know, it's nice to finally have someone

"You know, it's nice to finally have someone"

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to share this secret with.

"to share this secret with."

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Yeah! We're pregnant.

"Yeah! We're pregnant."

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So if it wasn't for me, you'd have no penis.

"So if it wasn't for me, you'd have no penis."

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You still don't know what a vasectomy is.

"You still don't know what a vasectomy is."

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Hey, so listen, I was thinking,

"Hey, so listen, I was thinking,"

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now that I've proven I'm fiscally responsible,

"now that I've proven I'm fiscally responsible,"

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How about this?

"How about this?"

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You don't tell anyone about the pregnancy

"You don't tell anyone about the pregnancy"

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for four weeks, and I'll think about you being the godfather.

"for four weeks, and I'll think about you being the godfather."

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Yes!

"Yes!"

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How'd you get all that money?

"How'd you get all that money?"

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Pfft, by putting bad guys behind bars.

"Pfft, by putting bad guys behind bars."

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I work for a living, jeez.

"I work for a living, jeez."

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I emptied out my checking account.

"I emptied out my checking account."

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and now, suddenly, you give him every penny you have?

"and now, suddenly, you give him every penny you have?"

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- Why? - Why?

"- Why? - Why?"

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Oh, wait. Because.

"Oh, wait. Because."

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That is not an answer.

"That is not an answer."

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No. Well, because you guys got in my head

"No. Well, because you guys got in my head"

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about owing Terry money.

"about owing Terry money."

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to pay back your friends.

"to pay back your friends."

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Well, you owe all of us money.

"Well, you owe all of us money."

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about your friendship with Terry?

"about your friendship with Terry?"

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Nope.

"Nope."

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I'm gonna pay everyone.

"I'm gonna pay everyone."

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Man, I really hoped to say this to a drug dealer

"Man, I really hoped to say this to a drug dealer"

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All right, but a nice little dent into my Terry debt.

"All right, but a nice little dent into my Terry debt."

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Okay, I see how this is gonna be.

"Okay, I see how this is gonna be."

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$4,009.

"$4,009."

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What? How is that even possible?

"What? How is that even possible?"

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June 3rd, 2008, paid for your lunch,

"June 3rd, 2008, paid for your lunch,"

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Now there it is.

"Now there it is."

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$856.32

"$856.32"

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okay, very specific.

"okay, very specific."

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I'm sorry you guys, but I can't pay that.

"I'm sorry you guys, but I can't pay that."

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It's too much money.

"It's too much money."

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Why don't you just take back the money you gave to Terry

"Why don't you just take back the money you gave to Terry"

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and split it six ways.

"and split it six ways."

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Then at least everyone gets something.

"Then at least everyone gets something."

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For what?

"For what?"

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Uh, for butt enhancement surgery.

"Uh, for butt enhancement surgery."

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Smart.

"Smart."

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Yeah. What?

"Yeah. What?"

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What?

"What?"

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I am not having butt enhancement surgery.

"I am not having butt enhancement surgery."

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Nor do I need it!

"Nor do I need it!"

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Okay, so split up the money.

"Okay, so split up the money."

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Anything?

"Anything?"

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Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?

"Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?"

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No, that was definitely creepy.

"No, that was definitely creepy."

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You remembered how I like it!

"You remembered how I like it!"

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Yes, with milk.

"Yes, with milk."

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It's just one ingredient.

"It's just one ingredient."

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Maybe we should talk about deets of the case,

"Maybe we should talk about deets of the case,"

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plan our next move, grab a little chow.

"plan our next move, grab a little chow."

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I have original no-flavor and whole wheat no-flavor.

"I have original no-flavor and whole wheat no-flavor."

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Or we could grab a little street meat.

"Or we could grab a little street meat."

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Kind of a classic stakeout food, but whatever.

"Kind of a classic stakeout food, but whatever."

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Huh.

"Huh."

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Sounds like a fun treat.

"Sounds like a fun treat."

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That's a great idea, partner.

"That's a great idea, partner."

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Let's grab some street meat.

"Let's grab some street meat."

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How's working your debt off going?

"How's working your debt off going?"

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Horrible.

"Horrible."

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Payback's a bitch.

"Payback's a bitch."

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Ugh! So many great payback lines wasted on this.

"Ugh! So many great payback lines wasted on this."

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And then there was Scully.

"And then there was Scully."

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Apparently he holds his stress in the b-cheeks.

"Apparently he holds his stress in the b-cheeks."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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Well, at least I can help you out.

"Well, at least I can help you out."

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No, no, no, no.

"No, no, no, no."

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Besides, I don't mind doing all these horrible things,

"Besides, I don't mind doing all these horrible things,"

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'cause I want to keep your secret safe.

"'cause I want to keep your secret safe."

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For you, and Sharon, and Miata.

"For you, and Sharon, and Miata."

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Works for a boy or a girl.

"Works for a boy or a girl."

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Well, well, well, what are you hens clucking about?

"Well, well, well, what are you hens clucking about?"

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What? Nothing.

"What? Nothing."

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What do you want, Boyle?

"What do you want, Boyle?"

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Hm, why would I ask that given that I know you hate my dogs?

"Hm, why would I ask that given that I know you hate my dogs?"

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They hump everything.

"They hump everything."

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You two have a secret.

"You two have a secret."

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I can smell it.

"I can smell it."

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Down.

"Down."

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Yuck. We don't have a secret, all right?

"Yuck. We don't have a secret, all right?"

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Do we have a secret, Terry?

"Do we have a secret, Terry?"

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Okay then, wash my dogs.

"Okay then, wash my dogs."

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And be warned, they just watched Peabody and Sherman,

"And be warned, they just watched Peabody and Sherman,"

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so they're extra horny.

"so they're extra horny."

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Hm. I don't know.

"Hm. I don't know."

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Should we try it?

"Should we try it?"

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Here we go. Boom.

"Here we go. Boom."

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It's amazing.

"It's amazing."

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But I tried!

"But I tried!"

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And what a story for Kevin!

"And what a story for Kevin!"

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the Brooklyn broiler?

"the Brooklyn broiler?"

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Martin Ormankupp.

"Martin Ormankupp."

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He was a great partner.

"He was a great partner."

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Smart, loyal, homophobic but not racist.

"Smart, loyal, homophobic but not racist."

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In those days, that was pretty good.

"In those days, that was pretty good."

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Hm. How long did you work the case for?

"Hm. How long did you work the case for?"

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Almost cost him his marriage to his wife, Heather Ormankupp.

"Almost cost him his marriage to his wife, Heather Ormankupp."

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We'd like to ask you some questions.

"We'd like to ask you some questions."

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No.

"No."

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Something's wrong in my intestine.

"Something's wrong in my intestine."

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