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Clips from The Simpsons - Rome-old and Juli-eh (S18E18)

"All right, lips, man your kissing stations."
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"Well, here we are home early."
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"Ah! A talking bear is eating my father!"
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"You know what you were kissing?"
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"I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I got my theories."
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"Well, I never, ever want to see that again."
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"Ah, the hell with you."
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"and you can't tell me not to."
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"My roof, my rules!"
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"So exactly what company am I giving these free boxes to?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Actually, don't answer."
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"I like not knowing."
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"Now we just have to figure out what to do with these boxes."
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""Build a fart.""
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"I love it."
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"I'm glad you called."
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"This is really going to drive Homer crazy."
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"the real reason I asked you out is because I'm..."
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"well, I'm a little sweet on you."
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"Ah, phooey on buts."
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"At my age,and with your drawbacks,"
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"we can't afford to miss an opportunity."
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"Why don't we just spend some time together"
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"and see where that takes us?"
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"Is she really gonna take him home tonight?"
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"There's something going wrong around here."
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"It's like an old sea turtle dating a suitcase"
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"Don't you see how great it is that they found each other?"
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"Like how the parts of a pig nobody wants combine"
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"Oh, now you're dragging hot dogs into this."
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"Real classy, Marge."
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"Real classy."
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"Hey, Homer, that garbage barge is complaining about your smell."
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"We wrote that joke in the water. It wasn't all frolicking."
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"How could my Dad go out with Selma ?"
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"Well, gee, Homer, you, uh,"
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"Words hurt, you know."
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"Stupid Selma and Grampa."
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"- It's me. Patty. - Oh, great."
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"Look, if you want to break up your father and Selma,"
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"I have a plan. But it involves you."
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"I also show up late. And drunk."
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"I've got a goodfeeling about this."
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"- Lower the drawbridge ! - What's the password ?"
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"I love my sister."
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"Hey, you little brats."
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"Get down from those battlements !"
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"Those boxes arefor shipping,"
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"I shall go,"
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"and Hell will raindown up on you !"
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"What if we're not here ?"
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"It's near the airport, where the old CrownBooks used to be."
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"Patty !"
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"so we can kiss each other without barfing."
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"Whoa-oa-oa !"
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"Mm! Yes!"
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"What the...?"
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"Selma, how could you ?!"
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"Sorry, Abe, we're through."
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"I thought we really had something."
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"Homer !"
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"Why would you try to break us up ?"
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"Well, nerts to both of ya !"
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"Our love is so strong"
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"not even a thousand crazy schemes could tear it apart !"
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"I love this woman"
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"and I'm gonna make sure she's in my life forever."
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"Selma, will you marry me ?"
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"Homer, say hello to your new ma !"
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"Dad, don't throw rice, it makes the birds swell up !"
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"Oh, Lisa, that's one of those rumors you get off the Internet."
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"Nothing solves everything for ever like a wedding."
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"Check out this pinball machine!"
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"Marge, we're not going to have"
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"to worry about money ever again,"
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"Under the new law, you have to"
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"Mr. Simpson,"
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"I'll allow it."
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"Hm-hmm."
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"to your expenses."
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"So... very..."
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"This is my bedroom now!"
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"Hey, Mr. Flanders,what'd you get?"
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"then use them for whatever he wanted?"
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"Whoa.What the heck are these?"
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"Can we at least get out of the house for an evening?"
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"Can I sleep across you?"
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"to watch Grandpa watch the kids."
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"Maybe it's the bang-up job he did raising you."
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"This is not a drill."
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"I'm Selma."
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"Do you?"
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"and I also know why."
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"That might work, too."
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"Well, actually,"
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"Oh, listen, Abe,the other night was fun, but..."
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"Want to split a basket of garlic bread?"
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"Slow down, you hussy."
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"Be nice, Homer."
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"Don't those two gargoyles know that love is for good-looking young people ?"
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"not for creating a world of pure imagination."
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"Give them back."
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"Hola, I am Estebande la Sexface."
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"I'm Patty. Nice to meet you."
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"uh..."
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"yes !"
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"Now to do something"
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"Of course, you idiot,"
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"Yeah, and the great prices at that new rib joint"
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"Oh, baby."
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"Hey, Selma, want some rice ?"
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"Yes I do. Under Chapter 13 of the fiscal code,"
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"Come on, Dad, I'm cutting back everywhere."
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"Ah! A bear is eating my father!"
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"Is she really going out with him?"
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"Oh, why did I borrow that roof from him?"
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"To save gas, I'm Flintstone-ing the car."
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"- Hello, Homer. - Selma !"
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"Dos Selmas? Ay-yi-yi!"
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