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Clips from Scrubs - My Common Enemy (S04E04)

"Oh, man! I brought that from home!"
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"Look, baby, before you get freaked out, I fixed it already. Look."
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"Nurse Turkelton, I wanted to offer you that job once more."
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"I don't want it."
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"Maybe I decided I didn't want that job because I'd miss working with patients,"
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"but didn't tell you because you were excited about the extra money,"
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"so I used your diabetes as an excuse. I don't know. I don't really remember."
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"Patience, Perry. With a tough one like her, you have to wait for it."
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"Here it comes."
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"Vulnerable."
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"She's ruining it for me."
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"Lady, stop crying!"
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"Dr Clock, you don't have to miss your wedding."
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"I was lying about shift switching."
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"I lied because we were trying to destroy your morale."
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"You thought it'd be nice to come clean?"
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"See, I told you there was good in everyone."
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"If you'll excuse me, boys, I've got a plane to catch."
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"Don't pretend like you knew what we were doing all along."
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"Still, I feel like the worst person in the whole world."
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"Elliot, I came to tell you I was never actually mad at you."
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"How could you not be mad I was hooking up with your brother?"
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"I don't know. I just wasn't."
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"How could you hook up with my brother"
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"That's when I realised Elliot and I"
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"... no matter what the situation."
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"I think relationships are inherently fragile."
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"They can be strengthened by a shared excuse."
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"Of course not, baby."
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"I hate you, Bob."
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"There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow."
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"What was that for?"
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"The good news was this Elliot and Dan thing"
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"meant that I was back on the market."
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"Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Yep. I'm back, baby."
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"More nuts, please."
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"Turk has Type 2 diabetes and hasn't figured out his medication yet."
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"Mulattos."
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"I always thought that was a little bigoted for a cookie."
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"The ten pushups I've been cranking out every other Sunday? Perhaps."
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"since I was this big. Maybe this big. How tall was I in fourth grade?"
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"used to write my wife Enid a prescription for crazy pills."
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"Hey!"
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"Believe you me, the second I get Dan alone,"
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"there's gonna be some serious ass rubbing."
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"Our prayers go out to you and your family."
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"Where are my Fig Newtons, Bob?"
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"Turk was right. Lying to Elliot was the perfect way"
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"to get our friendship back to normal."
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"What if I hooked up with your sibling?"
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"I got you a present for your trip to Mexico."
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"Well, just get back to me when you have an answer."
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"I'm trying to find an exterminator to kill the bat in my attic."
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"Try telling that to my one-eared dog."
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"I kept her from reporting me for trying to con her out of meds."
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"No, I think I broke my hand."
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"Of course, in my plan, nobody gets hurt."
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"Sometimes I wish I'd never gotten this stupid diabetes."
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"Watch what happens."
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"- What's our plan of attack? - When I crush a person's spirit,"
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"He's near."
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"Well, I'm not sure Moonbeam is going to break so easily."
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"Whatever you want."
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"Is that champagne?"
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"Thank you. A nipper."
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"Look at all this stuff I bought. Candles..."
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"I'll get you something."
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"It's just that I've kinda been using my diabetes"
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"Baby, what the hell?!"
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"Wounded."
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"J.D., Dan and I both know this is just a fling."
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"It was a little sad, but who knows?"
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"If my heart could write songs, they'd sound like these."
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"And now..."
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"- Well, good night, little bro'. - Oh, 'night, Dan. Sleep tight."
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"And for Elliot and I,"
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"'Night, J.D."
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"Dr Clock, do you have a minute?"
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"had no romantic feeling for each other anymore..."
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"I said, g'day!"
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"Was she always wearing that big hat?"
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"I can't believe you never broke up."
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"Good Lord! He got Baxter!"
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"Incoming."
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"8.00 sharp. I'd wear goggles."
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"I like doing it, like saying it. Shift switching."
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"she actually believes that the Earth is full of people"
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"and she'll forgive you for dumping her."
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"How do you take a bath?"
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"What are you doing back in the tub?!"
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"but in reality, I... I..."
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"Hey! I can't find my Dido CD!"
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"I finally got a baby!"
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"It tastes funny."
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"It'd been three weeks since Dad died, and my brother's still staying with me."
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"Two. They docked me for doinking the Jell-O shot girl."
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"She doesn't know she's taking them."
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"Timeout. Male moaning. Party's over."
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"Hey, little brother."
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"That one had to sting."
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"It doesn't bother me as much as the whistling."
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"Dido, and you've really got to meet my brother, Barry."
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"Oh, good Lord!"
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"Let's celebrate! Whatever you want."
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"Yes."
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"of being the world's worst older brother."
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"Thanks, Coxy."
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"but inside, everybody has a creamy centre."
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"Amen, brother."
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"- What are we gonna do? - Let's destroy her."
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"Except my brother."
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"Elliot was the best thing that ever happened to me, and now she's gone."
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"If I could find him, I'd show you."
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"I decided the only way Elliot would take Dan back"
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"- Carla, we have to talk. - Is it your blood sugar again?"
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"And we've broken her."
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"- Why would you do that? - You're overly cheery, we were bored."
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"There sits a dejected woman, all alone."
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