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Clips from American Dad! - Daddy Queerest (S04E04)

"but I'm having a small cocktail party tomorrow night."
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"I finally got invited to a Bullock party! I'm in the big leagues now!"
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"They're not going anywhere until Terry tells him the truth."
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"[Whispering] You're prettier than all your sisters."
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"Well, hello, potty mouth. So I guess the party was pretty good, then?"
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"All you care about is 'ood and 'ussy."
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"- ## [Classical] - [Chattering]"
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"I am so happy it spoke to you."
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"He- He pushed me in the pool!"
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"Oh, my God! I'm his Francine!"
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"- Stan, please! - No! No!"
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"Here's your scene!"
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"Where's my wife?"
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"then passed out, woke up, puked and stumbled into the bushes!"
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"He's fine."
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"I've bought alcohol for many of you. But no more!"
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"- [Beeping] - [Snoring]"
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"[Man Over P.A.] Today we retire thejersey of a heck of a guy..."
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"in K- PAX."
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"Shattered our family, and here I am shaking his hand."
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"I mean, what am I supposed to do?"
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"[Cheering]"
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"I can't. It's wrong, and I want nothing to do with it."
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"- How could you be so stupid? How could you- - Now hold on a minute."
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"Okay. What's the difference between a priest and a watch?"
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"This is how a straight guy faints."
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"I got it! I know why Tank is reacting this way!"
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"and a hell of a football player."
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"It's an honor to be here with Tank Bates..."
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"Oh, it's Terry's. He-"
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"[Engine Starts]"
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"How come every time we go to a party, you push me in the pool?"
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"I don't know what book he's talking about, but I love your movies."
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"It's true. He's a notorious womanizer."
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"[Cheering]"
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"Okay, fine. But if 50,000 people were willing to accept you..."
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"- ## [Piano] - [Chattering]"
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"[Inhales]"
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"I had several gay experiences when I was in boarding school."
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"[Francine] Stan, what are you doing?"
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
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"- [Applause] - Thank you, Mrs. Holiday."
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"[Snoring]"
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"Francine, you wanna jump in here? Anytime, sweetheart."
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"- Director Bullock! - Smith."
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"If your dad can't accept you for who you are, then you don't need him in your life."
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"Morning, Greg. How'd you sleep?"
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"Ooh. That sounds delightful."
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"I don't see him. Just some kids."
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"If some little girl with a bruise on her cheek..."
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"who hangs out in the alley behind Liquor Time and buys kids beer."
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"Oh!"
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"[Grunts] What? Where am I? What happened?"
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"to get some late-night 'za and 'da."
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"[Screaming, Clamoring]"
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"Shut up, Stan! You've done enough!"
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"Oh! I can't believe you!"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"My purse tampons were floating in the water!"
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"You're that girl. You're the party starter!"
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"- [Beeps] - Hi, Francine."
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"[Doorbell Ringing]"
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"And you didn't realize that people are born that way."
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"and-you're gonna love this- my wife, last week."
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"- [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] Yeah! Cut him out of your life!"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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