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Clips from American Dad! - One Little Word (S04E04)

"like the most important girl in the whole world."
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"I just told Bullock that I respect my wife more than I need my job."
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"I'm gonna go get some firewood."
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"[Crickets Chirping]"
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"[Pants] Here you go, Chopsticks."
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"Time for Coco to be Coco."
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"Because you love me so much..."
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"you wanted to be alone with me all weekend."
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"Your turn."
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"- " Blurazzy"? That's not a word. - Then I pass."
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"But you have two blanks. You can spell " liar," " go"..."
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"" skank," " across"..."
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"- " the," " kale." - I pass! Well, time to get more firewood."
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"You've gone for firewood every 10 minutes. Are you okay?"
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"- You seem distracted. - No."
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"This weekend is all about you."
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"I am here for you."
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"Gotta go."
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"Hey. How's it going? Here are some smokes."
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"- Happy Valentine's Day. - Wait. I'm bored. Get me a movie."
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"Where am I gonna get a movie around here?"
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"- [Groans] Fine. - Something with Matthew Perry."
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"Got it. Fools Rush In."
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"- Something good. - Got it. Nothing."
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"Time for mil- [Gasps] Someone took my baby!"
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"From now on, you and me are " bestest" friends, okay?"
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"This is my " favoritest" of all: A daddy longlegs."
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"So you were gonna drown him in the lake?"
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"This whole situation is out of control."
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"Well, all you have to do is say no to your boss."
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"Yeah, I've been paying attention."
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"I don't have time to bring this baby to the Bullocks."
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"Do you have time for a complicated scheme that'll solve all your problems?"
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"- [Rings] - Hello?"
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"I don't know- a thousand dollars or something..."
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"Wow, Roger. I'm impressed."
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"Well, I get caught up in something like this pretty much every week."
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"- We better get this baby over to Coco's cabin. - You go."
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"Look, I need you to watch this baby."
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"And don't try to sleep with it, because it doesn't have any money."
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"[Sighs]"
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"I know I've been a little preoccupied, but that's all over."
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"I promise. From now on, you have my full, undivided attention."
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"A.J.'s been kidnapped. I need you to help me with the handoff."
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"Help? No, no, no. No. You and Miriam are supposed to do this yourselves."
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"Cabin number two, Frasier Lake. Ten minutes."
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"No. Right, right, right. You're-You're firewood."
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"[Grunting]"
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"- Where the hell are you going? - You're gonna laugh."
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"- How could you bring her here? - I was hoping for a three-way?"
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"With that? We talked about this."
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"Did you even try to contact ScarlettJohansson?"
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"Oh, God. Is this your wife?"
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"No wonder you're looking for some yummy on the side."
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"- What? - Screw this."
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"I'm gonna go back to being the prettiest girl in Ohio."
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"This is what you were doing while I was a hostage?"
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"No, no. I didn't meet her until after you came back."
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"- What? - Ooh, no."
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"Sugar lump, I only strayed because your absence was unbearable."
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"My life was wretched too, you know."
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"There's a difference, Avery. I was forced into a filthy hole."
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"You went in by choice."
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"Sure. Let's start at the beginning-"
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"like when you got down on one knee and proposed."
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"- [Screams] - [Screams]"
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"Come on, AveryJunior. You shouldn't see Daddy like this."
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"[Groans] My kneecap is shattered."
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"- Stan, take me to the hospital. - Now?"
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"I'm done. I've been running myself ragged. And for what?"
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"So I could feel like number one while making you feel like number two?"
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"Well, no more. From now on, I'm gonna be your number one."
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"but for God's sake, the man needs you."
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"- You can't say no to him. - Wow."
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"Is that how I used to sound?"
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"What a selfish jerk I've been."
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"Come on, honey. Let's go have our weekend."
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"You're serious? You're leaving?"
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"Here. Call Dick."
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"He'd love to be your number one."
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"Stan, is he gonna be okay?"
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"Oh! I'm hallucinating!"
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"Half polar bear, half Hugh Grant, will you please help me?"
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"No? No. Quite right."
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"I'm sure you're busy with all the films and harp seals."
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"- Vroom, vroom. - [Cell Rhone Rings]"
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"Hello? Yeah, this is Dick."
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"[Gasps] Yes, sir! I'd love to be your number one."
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"I'll be right there. [Imitates Revving]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"and I need my number one man."
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"I've named her Courtney Love because she killed her husband, she's full of toxins-"
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"Helping you pick up girls? That's our dangerous mission?"
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"Excuse me. Are you from Tennessee?"
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"Without a woman in our lives, A.J. And I will never truly be a family."
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"I won't lie to you, men. My most optimistic projections for this mission..."
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"- Hey, you. - Where is she?"
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"Now we're stuck with his baby and his wife!"
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"Like that's really gonna make- Oh!"
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"just as soon as Miriam gets back to her old self."
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"Who's the caramel apple of Mommy's eye?"
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"Avery, if your wife finds out about this, she'll be devastated."
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"Roger, what are you doing?"
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"[Wailing]"
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"I'm even gonna let you play with my " specialest" toys..."
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"[Menacing Voice] I have your baby. Bring-"
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"If they go there, then Miriam will find out about Coco."
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"- I'm going home. - What? Look. Honey."
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"This was supposed to be a romantic weekend!"
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"I'm- I'm sorry. Can't we- Can't we start again?"
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"Yes, now! Oh, my God!"
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"- Just okay. - We can't just leave him."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"- [Crying Continues] - What is that? What is that noise?"
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"I bet a frozen yogurt place would do great out here."
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"- [Tires Squeal] - Stan!"
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"Stan, our Valentine's Day getaway is in two days."
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"- [Dial Tone] - [Bullock] How's it going, number one?"
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"I want my little bro-bro!"
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"[Grunting]"
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