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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Nude Man (S03E03)

Over funt6 billion

"Over funt6 billion"

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And a pair of split-crotch panties

"And a pair of split-crotch panties"

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Costs funt8,000 million billion

"Costs funt8,000 million billion"

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Would cost as much as the entire gross national product

"Would cost as much as the entire gross national product"

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Of the united states of america from 1770 to the year 2000

"Of the united states of america from 1770 to the year 2000"

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And even then, they wouldn't be able to afford

"And even then, they wouldn't be able to afford"

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The small fixing ring which attaches it to the kettle.

"The small fixing ring which attaches it to the kettle."

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Well, our computers have been working all day

"Well, our computers have been working all day"

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To try and analyze the dramatic information that's coming in

"To try and analyze the dramatic information that's coming in"

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From this first ever intergalactic probe, algon i.

"From this first ever intergalactic probe, algon i."

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And we're just getting an interesting development now

"And we're just getting an interesting development now"

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Which is that attachments for rotary mowers--

"Which is that attachments for rotary mowers--"

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Are relatively inexpensive!

"Are relatively inexpensive!"

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Still in the region of nine to ten million pounds

"Still in the region of nine to ten million pounds"

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But it does seem to indicate

"But it does seem to indicate"

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That algon might be a very good planet

"That algon might be a very good planet"

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For those with larger gardens

"For those with larger gardens"

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Needs some heavy work, some weeding.

"Needs some heavy work, some weeding."

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But we're now getting some live pictures through from algon!

"But we're now getting some live pictures through from algon!"

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Harry, perhaps you could talk us through them.

"Harry, perhaps you could talk us through them."

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Very little evidence of shopping facilities here.

"Very little evidence of shopping facilities here."

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There don't seem to be any large supermarkets.

"There don't seem to be any large supermarkets."

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There may be some on-the-corner grocery stores

"There may be some on-the-corner grocery stores"

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Behind those rocks

"Behind those rocks"

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But it's difficult to tell from this angle.

"But it's difficult to tell from this angle."

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It does seem to suggest

"It does seem to suggest"

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That most of the shopping here is by direct mail.

"That most of the shopping here is by direct mail."

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Well, of course

"Well, of course"

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Is what about those split-crotch panties?

"Is what about those split-crotch panties?"

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Are they going to be unobtainable

"Are they going to be unobtainable"

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Throughout the universe, or merely on algon itself?

"Throughout the universe, or merely on algon itself?"

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Professor?

"Professor?"

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We must remember

"We must remember"

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The probe's come down in this area here

"The probe's come down in this area here"

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And we're really only getting signals

"And we're really only getting signals"

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From a radius of 30 or 40 miles around the probe.

"From a radius of 30 or 40 miles around the probe."

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May be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet.

"May be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet."

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Professor, you were responsible for finding

"Professor, you were responsible for finding"

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Scanty-panties and golden goddess high-lift bras

"Scanty-panties and golden goddess high-lift bras"

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On planets which weren't thought able to sustain life.

"On planets which weren't thought able to sustain life."

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And now that man has discovered a new galaxy

"And now that man has discovered a new galaxy"

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Do you think we're going to see

"Do you think we're going to see"

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Underwear become even naughtier?

"Underwear become even naughtier?"

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Oh, naughtier and naughtier.

"Oh, naughtier and naughtier."

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Well, so much for that.

"Well, so much for that."

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But, of course, the probe itself has excited

"But, of course, the probe itself has excited"

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A great deal of interest

"A great deal of interest"

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For it contains uranium-based dual transmission cells

"For it contains uranium-based dual transmission cells"

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Entirely recharged by solar radiation

"Entirely recharged by solar radiation"

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Which can take off a bra and panties in less than 15 seconds.

"Which can take off a bra and panties in less than 15 seconds."

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It is, of course, the first piece of space hardware

"It is, of course, the first piece of space hardware"

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To be specially designed to undress ladies

"To be specially designed to undress ladies"

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And so there are bound to be some teething troubles

"And so there are bound to be some teething troubles"

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Such as how to cope

"Such as how to cope"

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With the combination of elastic-sided boots and tights.

"With the combination of elastic-sided boots and tights."

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But I think we're getting some pictures now from algon itself

"But I think we're getting some pictures now from algon itself"

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And it looks as though... yes!

"And it looks as though... yes!"

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The satellite has found a bird!

"The satellite has found a bird!"

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The probe has struck crumpet, and she looks pretty good, too!

"The probe has struck crumpet, and she looks pretty good, too!"

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Professor?

"Professor?"

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Ja, she's a real honey!

"Ja, she's a real honey!"

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Well, the pictures are a bit sporadic.

"Well, the pictures are a bit sporadic."

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I think probably the solar radiation

"I think probably the solar radiation"

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During the long journey to algon...

"During the long journey to algon..."

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Hoy! look!

"Hoy! look!"

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Oh, dear, I'm sorry.

"Oh, dear, I'm sorry."

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We've lost contact.

"We've lost contact."

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We'll try and reestablish contact with algon...

"We'll try and reestablish contact with algon..."

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Hello, the bbc have offered me the sum of 40p

"Hello, the bbc have offered me the sum of 40p"

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To read the credits of this show.

"To read the credits of this show."

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Personally, I thought they should have held out

"Personally, I thought they should have held out"

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For the full 75, but the bbc have explained to me

"For the full 75, but the bbc have explained to me"

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About their financial difficulties

"About their financial difficulties"

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And, uh, I decided to accept the reduced offer.

"And, uh, I decided to accept the reduced offer."

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So, "the show was conceived, written and performed

"So, "the show was conceived, written and performed"

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"also appearing were

""also appearing were"

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"costumes, hazel pethig; animations by terry gilliam;

""costumes, hazel pethig; animations by terry gilliam;"

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"visual effects designer, bernard wilkie;

""visual effects designer, bernard wilkie;"

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"graphics, bob blagden;

""graphics, bob blagden;"

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"film cameraman, alan featherstone;

""film cameraman, alan featherstone;"

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"film editor, ray millichope; sound, richard chubb;

""film editor, ray millichope; sound, richard chubb;"

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"lighting, bill bailey ; designer, bob berk;

""lighting, bill bailey ; designer, bob berk;"

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"produced by ian macnaughton

""produced by ian macnaughton"

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"for 92p and a bottle of bells whisky.

""for 92p and a bottle of bells whisky."

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It was a bbc colour production."

"It was a bbc colour production.""

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Uh, I think that's just it.

"Uh, I think that's just it."

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I'd like to say if there are any bbc producers looking in

"I'd like to say if there are any bbc producers looking in"

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Who need people to read the credits for them

"Who need people to read the credits for them"

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I would personally...

"I would personally..."

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Now, where's the bomb?

"Now, where's the bomb?"

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Of 12-foot walling blocks

"Of 12-foot walling blocks"

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You don't mind living

"You don't mind living"

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Which led to the arrest of her postman.

"Which led to the arrest of her postman."

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or have completed the process of evolution

"or have completed the process of evolution"

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Get set...

"Get set..."

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So we'll be back again in just a few years.

"So we'll be back again in just a few years."

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Yes, please, dear.

"Yes, please, dear."

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This is not an interruption at all.

"This is not an interruption at all."

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Darling, I'm sorry I was cross earlier.

"Darling, I'm sorry I was cross earlier."

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That to me would be bullfighting

"That to me would be bullfighting"

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Would be almost unobtainable.

"Would be almost unobtainable."

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And a new element for an electric kettle like this

"And a new element for an electric kettle like this"

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What?

"What?"

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here on wonderful radio one.

"here on wonderful radio one."

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It's one of the most up-to-date in the country.

"It's one of the most up-to-date in the country."

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And it's beginning to look all over, bar the shouting.

"And it's beginning to look all over, bar the shouting."

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