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Clips from Family Guy - Back to the Pilot (S10E10)

"Nobody touch anything."
Family Guy
"Get on."
Family Guy
"Where are the other two us's?"
Family Guy
"Never mind who I am!"
Family Guy
"Look, just calm down. Aah!"
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"All right! God!"
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"Won't that alter the past?"
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"Don't worry, Brian."
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"The chronological tangent that created us"
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"Ow."
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"you invite the possibility"
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"Thankfully, the alternate versions of us"
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"You might be sitting here with a hole in your leg,"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"Oh, hey, there you are."
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"A tennis ball."
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"They'll be jealous."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"And this is nothing."
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"There's one tennis ball out there"
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"that's even cooler 'cause I peed on it."
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"I suppose I could help you out."
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"I remember the exact day."
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"January 31, 1999."
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"Very well, follow me, Brian."
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"Watch out for Ernie."
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"He's getting a CAT scan."
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"Well, here we are."
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"It's our house, but somehow it looks a little different."
Family Guy
"Can I please get collagen injections?"
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"You know, most of the world's problems"
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"Oh, my God, what's with Meg's voice?"
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"She sounds like someone"
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"who's about to give up a huge opportunity."
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"That's nothing. Look at you."
Family Guy
"You look like a prize at some Mexican church carnival."
Family Guy
"Excellent."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I said no toys at the table."
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"You've impeded my work since the day"
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"the happiest looking baby he'd ever seen."
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"The fruition of my deeply-laid plans"
Family Guy
"Return the device, woman!"
Family Guy
"Geez. What, did you carry a thesaurus around with you?"
Family Guy
"You know, it's amazing I could speak at all"
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"Hey, wait a minute, Stewie."
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"That's the spot!"
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"That's where I buried my tennis ball!"
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"Just make a mental note of where you buried it,"
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"and as soon as we're back in the present,"
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"you can dig it up then."
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"- Why? - Because we can't risk"
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"You know, I never got that."
Family Guy
"I mean, w-wouldn't you want to alter the past?"
Family Guy
"I mean, you could make life better for yourself."
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"And not just for yourself, for everyone."
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"Do not alter the past in any way"
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"or the consequences could be dire."
Family Guy
"Yeah, where'd you hear that?"
Family Guy
"Quantum Leap."
Family Guy
"That guy changed the past all the time!"
Family Guy
"Whoa, ass ahoy."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, it's 7:00"
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"and you've still got your pants on."
Family Guy
"What's the occasion?"
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"Ew, I remember this."
Family Guy
"Peter's eye did that weird creepy thing"
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"where it went over his nose."
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"Come on, you're worrying about nothing."
Family Guy
"Oh? Remember when you got drunk"
Family Guy
"off the communion wine at church?"
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"Look at that."
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"I don't know."
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"They're just standing there like zombies."
Family Guy
"Do you think they're all right?"
Family Guy
"I-I'm not sure."
Family Guy
"And then there was that time at the ice cream store."
Family Guy
"I mean, I know we're not supposed to mess with"
Family Guy
"the timeline, but should we call an ambulance?"
Family Guy
"That is so creepy."
Family Guy
"And remember you had an Irish coffee"
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"the day we went to see Philadelphia?"
Family Guy
"Oh. They're do-- they're setting up (bleep) cutaways."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I mean, now, we just like"
Family Guy
"return text messages and screw around and whatnot."
Family Guy
"Lois, I'm not going back to work tomorrow."
Family Guy
"That new boss has it in for me."
Family Guy
"He's meaner than a shifty salesman."
Family Guy
"You sure you got time to smoke?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, it's an Al Harrington."
Family Guy
"All right, look, we found out where your ball is buried."
Family Guy
"Not out here in the open."
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"Someone could see us."
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"Remember? No altering the timeline?"
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"Hey, wait a minute, Stewie, I got to take a leak."
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"Will it screw up the timeline"
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"if my future pee goes in a past toilet?"
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"Uh, no, as long as it goes in the toilet."
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"One splash on a magazine in there,"
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"Huh. Looks more or less the same."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, my Japanese children's books."
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"I forgot about these."
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"You Poop Now."
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"Horton Hears a Suicide."
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"Oh, there you are."
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"All right, come on, Brian."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Blast, that draggle-tailed,"
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"blunt-edged, matriarchal despot!"
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"Who the deuce does she think she is?!"
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"Quick, Brian, hide!"
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"as a tuna fish sandwich, whereupon I shall end"
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"Oh. Hey."
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"Who the deuce are you?"
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"You look like me, but that's utterly impossible."
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"I'm afraid it's true."
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"I'm you from the future."
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"I've traveled back in time."
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