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Clips from Nathan for You - Yogurt Shop/Pizzeria (S01E01)

"And with Nick's permission,"
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"Tyler barnett."
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"A [bleep]-Flavored ice cream,"
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"You should reconsider the entire campaign."
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"- So you disagree?"
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"There are better ways to get attention."
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"- Okay, I'd like to hear one."
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"Invite kids from all around the block"
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"to come and have a frozen-Yogurt-Eating contest."
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"- Okay, I would not go to that. Next one."
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"And put it on your head and then stand outside of the store"
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"And see if people come."
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"People could come with little spoons and they could..."
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"I do."
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"Maybe have small penises?"
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"Since you're a penis expert, i'm asking."
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"- I'm not a penis expert. What are you talking about?"
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"- No, I said I've seen a few penises."
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"- I don't understand the amount..."
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"Seeing the amount of penises,"
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"How that would have to do with you having a small penis?"
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"Unfortunately, Tyler didn't wanna take me on as a client."
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"To get the word out."
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"Yeah, mom?"
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"Oh, my god."
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"Sorry, please... Oh. - Oh, here."
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"- No, it okay. - Here."
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"- No, sorry, my hands are full."
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"- I was just telling my mom there's this frozen yogurt shop"
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"That has this crazy flavor. - Uh-Huh."
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"- It's like a poo flavor yogurt."
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"- [Laughing] - I was just telling her."
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"So I was dropping all my stuff."
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"You should check it out. See ya."
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"To check out the new flavor."
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"So what flavors did you get?"
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"- Oh, the poo. That was my least favorite."
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"And like I predicted, the store was full."
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"But just when I thought my job was done,"
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"With an even better idea."
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"So I was thinking,"
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"I'm not sure if it's a good idea"
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"From the very beginning. - Right."
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"Anyways, I just wanted to give you that advice."
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"So... you're welcome, and..."
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"- Take care."
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"I mean, if..."
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"- Uh... - I don't know."
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"It's fine."
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"Don't have to. - Yeah, okay."
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"but I never really meant"
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"- My name is Nathan Fielder,"
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"With really good grades."
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"- My mission was to fill yogurt haven with customers."
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"Is that serious? - Yeah."
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"I found a company online"
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"To pick it up."
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"It was amazing how quick you got it."
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"We installed the new flavor."
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"- No."
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"- When I first came today,"
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"- Do you... Have you seen a lot of penises?"
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"The next day I paid Nick a visit"
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"I went for dinner last night at a restaurant."
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"I think, like, rat poop on the ground."
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"Everybody talks about the importance"
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"I can come up with five off the top of my head."
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"- It would be a plus if we got more traffic going."
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"- Mix it into yogurt."
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"Is nathan for you."
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""I don't know how to market a business""
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"And while I was eating, I saw some..."
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"- But if you wanted to dilute it..."
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"This..."
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"It was time to revisit nick at yogurt haven."
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"- If you heard that a frozen yogurt shop in your neighborhood"
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"And I got a meeting with one of L.A.'S best,"
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"- Well, I assure you that's not a known fact."
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"My plan... A crazy new flavor that will get people talking."
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"In front of you."
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"Yuck. - What does it taste like?"
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"- What does this taste like to you?"
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"- I think if you really are considering implementing"
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"You could fill a bucket full of [bleep] frozen yogurt"
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"- You know what you could do."
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"- Yeah, it's not a problem."
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"Yeah, if you wanna hang out some time outside."
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"Of a good college education."
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"But over the years, i've discovered that being smart"
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