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Clips from The Office - The Quiz (S01E01)

"Dickhead."
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"Ringo Starr. Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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"Oh, that is brilliant."
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"- Happy birthday. - Thank you."
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"Remember, you're only as old as the woman you feel."
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"- I say that sometimes. - Yeah I heard you say that the other day."
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"And i thought "ah he's using one of my catchphrases""
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"I don't mind influencing a younger comedian - you're not a comedian -"
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"but, you know I usually credit someone if I use their comedy."
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"- What ones of yours do I use? - Same shit, different day."
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"That's mine."
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"Ex-squeeze me, instead of excuse me."
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"- Oh um, wank you very much. - Yeah. I invented that one."
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"Say that to a waiter or something. Wank you very much!"
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"If someone's unlucky, you go, "I'm not saying he's unlucky,"
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"Got you!"
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"Oh, God..."
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"Yeah. There are limits to my comedy."
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"Um..."
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"Yeah? Um..."
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"It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go,"
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""Oh, look at him. He's not able-bodied. I am. I'm prejudiced.""
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded."
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"Unless he's not. It's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones."
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"So just give generously to all of 'em."
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"Guys? Don't forget to say happy birthday to Tim. Its today."
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"- And, also, we'll be going out for drinks later this evening. - What time?"
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"- Why? - Quiz."
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"They're cracking up."
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"There are things I would never laugh at."
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"because there's nothing funny about them."
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"- Yea not interested. - Well no listen coz you can help."
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"Yeah, right! And what was your job?"
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"Welcome to the seventh annual Wernham Hogg quiz night."
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"Ok. Question three."
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"All right. Come and stand here. Tie-breaker question. Are you ready?"
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"Do ya?"
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"Did it go over?"
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"Yes. I'd only have spent it on a huge inflatable cock."
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"I said No Doubt. It's the first thing that came in."
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"You choose something. Choose something."
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"- Happy birthday. - Thank you very much."
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"Tim? Got you a pressie."
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"- Would you have got that? - I'd have had a guess."
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"Just interested in that stuff about him being exiled in Siberia for four years wasnt it?"
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"- I wouldn't have said it on 'Blockbusters' so.. - You'd have been all right, then."
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"Similar."
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"A spider is not an insect officially. Thank you."
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"- Hooray! - Oh, yes!"
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"You'd be like, "Oh... oh... No one there.""
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"This is exciting."
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"It's not just from me mate, that's from Dawn as well."
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"Or any deformity."
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