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Clips from NewsRadio - Monster Rancher (S04E04)

Mm-hmm. Yeah. When-- When did I say that?

"Mm-hmm. Yeah. When-- When did I say that?"

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Uh, it was Contemporary Radio magazine, April 16, 1993.

"Uh, it was Contemporary Radio magazine, April 16, 1993."

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Actually reminds me of the time that you said in the Madison Gazette,

"Actually reminds me of the time that you said in the Madison Gazette,"

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The other part is just making sure that you don't burp into the microphone."

"The other part is just making sure that you don't burp into the microphone.""

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I love that joke.

"I love that joke."

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Dave, I've been following your career for years. No.

"Dave, I've been following your career for years. No."

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You remember the National Junior High Student Council Convention, back in 1991?

"You remember the National Junior High Student Council Convention, back in 1991?"

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You weren't-- You weren't there?

"You weren't-- You weren't there?"

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Front and center. No.

"Front and center. No."

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Dave, your speech changed my life.

"Dave, your speech changed my life."

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No, Dave. Thank you.

"No, Dave. Thank you."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Boy, this is, uh--

"Boy, this is, uh--"

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this is just like the movies, isn't it?

"this is just like the movies, isn't it?"

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Oh. See, I was going for more of a Bugsy Malone look.

"Oh. See, I was going for more of a Bugsy Malone look."

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Hey, you sure you won't reconsider the wrist corsage?

"Hey, you sure you won't reconsider the wrist corsage?"

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Oh, uh, no.

"Oh, uh, no."

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[ Whistles ]

"[ Whistles ]"

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Well, you can keep it. It's all yours.

"Well, you can keep it. It's all yours."

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Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, but I can't.

"Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, but I can't."

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and as much as I value you as a friend,

"and as much as I value you as a friend,"

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I-I just don't think that we could work out...

"I-I just don't think that we could work out..."

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romantically.

"romantically."

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Wonder what this thing's made out of, huh?

"Wonder what this thing's made out of, huh?"

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I hear-- I heard you. I just--

"I hear-- I heard you. I just--"

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Well, yeah. I mean-- I can't really help you with that.

"Well, yeah. I mean-- I can't really help you with that."

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'Cause what are we? Good friends.

"'Cause what are we? Good friends."

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Yeah, but it just wasn't meant to be.

"Yeah, but it just wasn't meant to be."

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Yeah. It wasn't meant to be.

"Yeah. It wasn't meant to be."

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So one of the friends took the other one's heart out,

"So one of the friends took the other one's heart out,"

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pulverized it flat with a meat tenderizer,

"pulverized it flat with a meat tenderizer,"

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What? Nothing. I'll be all right.

"What? Nothing. I'll be all right."

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but I'll have him out of your hair by tomorrow. Where's he going?

"but I'll have him out of your hair by tomorrow. Where's he going?"

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I set him up with an entry-level position in one of my chemical plants.

"I set him up with an entry-level position in one of my chemical plants."

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Radio, bauxite, smelting-- It's all the same really.

"Radio, bauxite, smelting-- It's all the same really."

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Well, what if I were to offer him a permanent position here? Seriously?

"Well, what if I were to offer him a permanent position here? Seriously?"

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Seriously. I think he's got a lot of potential.

"Seriously. I think he's got a lot of potential."

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Thank you. I mean, Walt really needs a good role model.

"Thank you. I mean, Walt really needs a good role model."

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Well, except for yourself.

"Well, except for yourself."

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I'd be a good role model for another crazy billionaire, maybe,

"I'd be a good role model for another crazy billionaire, maybe,"

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but not a kid his age.

"but not a kid his age."

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Walt? Good-- Good news.

"Walt? Good-- Good news."

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Oh! Well, come on.

"Oh! Well, come on."

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Oh. He said, "Tell old Uncle Jimmy all about it."

"Oh. He said, "Tell old Uncle Jimmy all about it.""

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see, I-- I really like this girl.

"see, I-- I really like this girl."

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I'm just not sure if she-- if she likes me.

"I'm just not sure if she-- if she likes me."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Have you thought about maybe sending her some white roses?

"Have you thought about maybe sending her some white roses?"

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- Roses? - Yeah, send like a dozen white roses.

"- Roses? - Yeah, send like a dozen white roses."

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It shows that you're interested, but it's not, you know, presuming too much.

"It shows that you're interested, but it's not, you know, presuming too much."

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Then you just gauge her response. See if it's safe to proceed.

"Then you just gauge her response. See if it's safe to proceed."

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Yeah, or you can try my approach,

"Yeah, or you can try my approach,"

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which is go ahead and tell her,

"which is go ahead and tell her,"

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"I'm a lonely man, afraid to die childless."

""I'm a lonely man, afraid to die childless.""

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Well, you know, for what it's worth,

"Well, you know, for what it's worth,"

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this has been one of the most unique dates I have ever been on.

"this has been one of the most unique dates I have ever been on."

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I was gonna ask you...

"I was gonna ask you..."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Maestro? Yeah, if you please. [ Snaps Fingers ]

"Maestro? Yeah, if you please. [ Snaps Fingers ]"

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Oh, yeah, your looks are good.

"Oh, yeah, your looks are good."

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But you know what? They're not rugged good looks.

"But you know what? They're not rugged good looks."

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You're still soft and downy, like a summer peach.

"You're still soft and downy, like a summer peach."

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Thanks, Bill.

"Thanks, Bill."

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Now, don't worry, Walt.

"Now, don't worry, Walt."

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You may be blessed with rugged good looks when you're...

"You may be blessed with rugged good looks when you're..."

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Well, you know, I don't really think...

"Well, you know, I don't really think..."

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I put myself in the mind of a robot. [ Chuckles ]

"I put myself in the mind of a robot. [ Chuckles ]"

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I thought I was clear with Matthew.

"I thought I was clear with Matthew."

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Did you tell him to send the white roses?

"Did you tell him to send the white roses?"

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Matthew, this is very sweet-- I didn't get those for you.

"Matthew, this is very sweet-- I didn't get those for you."

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Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady.

"Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady."

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[ Dave ] Walt! Office, now!

"[ Dave ] Walt! Office, now!"

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Yes. Well, it's one of my normal nephews.

"Yes. Well, it's one of my normal nephews."

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it is an honor and a privilege to have this opportunity from you.

"it is an honor and a privilege to have this opportunity from you."

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Yes, Bill, I'd like you to meet Walt.

"Yes, Bill, I'd like you to meet Walt."

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- Charter member. - Congratulations.

"- Charter member. - Congratulations."

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- Yes, I know who Lisa is. - Not Lisa from across the street.

"- Yes, I know who Lisa is. - Not Lisa from across the street."

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Bill just spilled some coffee on me.

"Bill just spilled some coffee on me."

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It's an ancient ceremonial way of saying, "Welcome aboard.

"It's an ancient ceremonial way of saying, "Welcome aboard."

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"Close your eyes. Oops! Here's a towel.

""Close your eyes. Oops! Here's a towel."

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I still think you're the most beautiful man in the office.

"I still think you're the most beautiful man in the office."

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All right. Well, I have to go talk to him.

"All right. Well, I have to go talk to him."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Not that sweet.

"Not that sweet."

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Well, that's nice. Yeah.

"Well, that's nice. Yeah."

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Here's the photocopies from Beth.

"Here's the photocopies from Beth."

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Already he almost makes as much as I do.

"Already he almost makes as much as I do."

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I wasn't asking you. I was showing you how to ask me.

"I wasn't asking you. I was showing you how to ask me."

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How about after work then? Sure.

"How about after work then? Sure."

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Where-- Where the hell did you get all these press clippings?

"Where-- Where the hell did you get all these press clippings?"

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can I please say what I came here to say? Yeah. What?

"can I please say what I came here to say? Yeah. What?"

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You are one of the sweetest people I have ever met in my life.

"You are one of the sweetest people I have ever met in my life."

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[ Groans ] I feel so stupid.

"[ Groans ] I feel so stupid."

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I know. I just-- I don't want to mess up our friendship.

"I know. I just-- I don't want to mess up our friendship."

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but most of the stuff I do is weirder than hell.

"but most of the stuff I do is weirder than hell."

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What? No, what is it? No. Well, I was gonna--

"What? No, what is it? No. Well, I was gonna--"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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That comes with time.

"That comes with time."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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we got this pledge drunk, locked him in the trunk of a car,

"we got this pledge drunk, locked him in the trunk of a car,"

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So are you sure you're okay?

"So are you sure you're okay?"

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Oh, never mind.

"Oh, never mind."

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Hey, Dave, what do you say... we get some--

"Hey, Dave, what do you say... we get some--"

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It's very important. If your feelings are hurt about not being asked...

"It's very important. If your feelings are hurt about not being asked..."

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But if I could give you a little bit of advice--

"But if I could give you a little bit of advice--"

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Okay. Here goes the question.

"Okay. Here goes the question."

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It's you. See?

"It's you. See?"

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No. Don't feel stupid. Don't. Well, I do.

"No. Don't feel stupid. Don't. Well, I do."

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Isn't it obvious, Dave? I have worked here for five years...

"Isn't it obvious, Dave? I have worked here for five years..."

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But, sir, Walt has radio in his blood.

"But, sir, Walt has radio in his blood."

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36 too.

"36 too."

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Tell old Unca Jeemy all about it.

"Tell old Unca Jeemy all about it."

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Oh! Lisa. Hey, Matthew.

"Oh! Lisa. Hey, Matthew."

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Lisa? Yeah?

"Lisa? Yeah?"

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to be one of Jimmy's Junior Rangers, just shake it off.

"to be one of Jimmy's Junior Rangers, just shake it off."

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What is your problem with Walt, huh?

"What is your problem with Walt, huh?"

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I'm sure he's doing fine, sir. Oh, well, good.

"I'm sure he's doing fine, sir. Oh, well, good."

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I can't think of anyone better than you.

"I can't think of anyone better than you."

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and that's the best I could do.

"and that's the best I could do."

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