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Clips from iZombie - Patriot Brains (S01E01)

"'Cause without the work, the creatine or nitric oxide's not gonna do it."
iZombie
"Actually, uh..."
iZombie
"I was thinking something a little more hard core."
iZombie
"What?"
iZombie
"Arnolds? Tren?"
iZombie
"the pituitary gland has this amino acid in it."
iZombie
"Makes your growth hormones go off the chart."
iZombie
"You mean, brains?"
iZombie
"From people?"
iZombie
"That's good to know."
iZombie
"Found it."
iZombie
"I guess Everett wasn't big on journaling."
iZombie
"This is all he wrote."
iZombie
""One is less than many.""
iZombie
"It's a sniper mantra."
iZombie
"That phrase is how he kept a clear conscience."
iZombie
"By killing one person, he could save a lot more lives."
iZombie
"Do you know many snipers?"
iZombie
"Just one."
iZombie
"(METAL CLANGING)"
iZombie
"Is that a good thousand-yard stare or a bad thousand-yard stare?"
iZombie
"CLIVE: We talked to your school."
iZombie
"The guidance counselor had these sketches on file"
iZombie
"According to your school records, you've had a rough year."
iZombie
"Was there anyone who could account for you,"
iZombie
"just before the body was discovered?"
iZombie
"We're gonna catch whoever did this."
iZombie
"But losing your mom, brother, and male role model in the span of a year"
iZombie
"will do that to you."
iZombie
"His grades and attendance were actually on the upswing."
iZombie
"Got a hit on that search you had me run, detective."
iZombie
"Thanks."
iZombie
"You have time to pay Penny and Sean's neighbor a visit?"
iZombie
"Penny took a big step up the social ladder when she married Sean."
iZombie
"From an enlisted soldier's quarters to a mini-mansion in Salish Ridge."
iZombie
"You folks miss the sign?"
iZombie
"I'm Detective Babineaux and this is Medical Examiner Moore with the Seattle PD."
iZombie
"You filed a noise complaint against your neighbors?"
iZombie
"It's about time someone followed up."
iZombie
"Ever since I filed that complaint, it's like my place is possessed."
iZombie
"I've got lights that go on in the middle of the night."
iZombie
"You think that was the Taylors?"
iZombie
"I guess I picked the wrong people to take to small claims court"
iZombie
"But after her ex fishtailed out of there and skidded across onto my property,"
iZombie
"I see Penny chasing him out of the house with a butcher knife."
iZombie
"He slams the gas, backs out of there like a bat outta hell"
iZombie
"and she's screaming at the top of her lungs that she's gonna kill him."
iZombie
"(SOFT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)"
iZombie
"I'd like you to go."
iZombie
"For you."
iZombie
"It's Michael Kenny."
iZombie
"He was interred yesterday at Evergreen Memorial."
iZombie
"You dug up a grave?"
iZombie
"I'm sorry. I'm sure that was awful."
iZombie
"It was okay, compared to watching the funeral."
iZombie
"He was an English teacher"
iZombie
"and all these kids he taught were there."
iZombie
"His poor wife was in hell on earth."
iZombie
"I threw up, actually, um, because"
iZombie
"and every last one of them was..."
iZombie
"We eat people."
iZombie
"I know."
iZombie
"And I wanted you to know that I get it."
iZombie
"I was a coward, I didn't want to know where my..."
iZombie
"I should've tried to, er, um..."
iZombie
"And I, I..."
iZombie
"I'm sorry. I'm... I'm..."
iZombie
"I'm so sorry."
iZombie
"(SOFTLY) I know."
iZombie
"(SOFT INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)"
iZombie
"Anyway, I'm thinking he wants me to hook him up with some juice, right?"
iZombie
"But check it."
iZombie
"No, I'm serious. I think Blaine scratched me because he's into my music."
iZombie
"- He keeps asking when we're going to jam. - (CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"You never know. He could be zombie McCartney to your zombie Lennon."
iZombie
"What I know is, another year on his meal plan"
iZombie
"and my trust fund will be zombie tapped."
iZombie
"How does it work, anyway?"
iZombie
"Well, in my case it involved a father"
iZombie
"who had the good fortune to inherit a coal mine."
iZombie
"Not your trust fund. Blaine's service."
iZombie
"Oh."
iZombie
"They send a menu."
iZombie
""Motor Cortex Asada, Basil Parietal Terrine,"
iZombie
"For God's sake, Cerebellum Sashimi is people."
iZombie
"Yeah, Fantastic. All right. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it."
iZombie
"I'm running on elite soldier brains."
iZombie
"You're the one who has to stand next to the guy."
iZombie
"but I'm hoping that knowing you're watching will make me nut up."
iZombie
"I probably shouldn't say this to the woman I'm in love with but,"
iZombie
"- (CHUCKLES) - I'm one of those guitar players who"
iZombie
"I'm not the man who jumps in the line of fire."
iZombie
"That's the kind of man you deserve so..."
iZombie
"Remember that when you're looking through the scope of that rifle"
iZombie
"So, we're really doing this?"
iZombie
"It was transcendent."
iZombie
"These demos filled in gaps about Kurt Cobain I didn't even know existed."
iZombie
"It showed his musical progression from Fecal Matter to Nirvana."
iZombie
"Fecal Matter?"
iZombie
"That's, like, uh, poo, right?"
iZombie
"So, uh, what's with the get-up?"
iZombie
"My lunch with Lawrence Kaiser is today."
iZombie
"And it's not a "get-up." I am a sartorial chameleon."
iZombie
"Indie rock scene, country club. I fit in everywhere."
iZombie
"(PHONE RINGING)"
iZombie
"There's our zombie powerbroker now."
iZombie
"Oh, and Julien..."
iZombie
"Go ahead and take care of our little gym rat problem."
iZombie
"I'd do it myself, but Lowell Tracey's invited me"
iZombie
"Who?"
iZombie
"Mr. Kaiser? I didn't think I'd be sharing the ride to lunch with you."
iZombie
"You're not."
iZombie
"Here's where things stand."
iZombie
"I'm tired of your brains."
iZombie
"These visions from runaways and junkies"
iZombie
"are worse than depressing."
iZombie
"They're boring."
iZombie
"For the both of us."
iZombie
"Low distance vision acuity."
iZombie
"I worked. Hard."
iZombie
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