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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac & Charlie Die: Part 1 (S04E04)

"- They're all lying! - They're lying people!"
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"Jesus, man, they must be really broken up."
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"Hobos are always eating beans."
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"No! Stop it! Don't do it."
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"You think they're my baby teeth?"
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"for the parole board once again, you are claiming that"
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"your father threatened to, quote, "eat the living shit out of you"."
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"That is correct."
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""rape you so hard the room would stink.""
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"Then, he was going to, quote,"
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"in the stink until his stomach was full of..."
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"- Is this correct? - That is also correct."
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"In fact, I want to get as far away from those two as I possibly can."
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"Move to strike!"
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"Quiet! Sit down. Sit down!"
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"Just leave it in the middle of the two of you."
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"He said the middle, put it in the middle."
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"- Leave it alone. - That's not the middle."
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"Leave it there."
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"Yes."
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"A few weeks ago, they came to apologize for getting me arrested."
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"That never happened!"
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"Quiet! Quiet!"
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"Oh, yeah, Dad?"
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"Not going to accept our apology?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"Plan B, bitch!"
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"We're going to bury you."
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"Yeah, Mr. Mac, I'm going to tell those parole board dickheads"
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"that you said you were going to rape my butt until the room stinks,"
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"and then you're going to eat my butt until your stomach is full of butt."
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"Full of my butt, and full of Mac's butt."
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"You're not going to say it exactly like that..."
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"I'm going to say something like that, yeah."
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"Sure? That's a lot of butts."
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"Yeah, I think all the butt madness is really going to sell it."
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"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 4x04-05 : "Mac and Charlie Die""
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"Synchro and corrections : Sososeries"
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"So just calm down, help me throw some stuff into the stinking bindle."
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"and while I admit it would be awesome to be hobos,"
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"I think we need to find a real solution."
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"Oh, my God, how do hobos fit all this stuff into a bandana?!"
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"I got it!"
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"Forget the bindle."
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"The only way that my dad is not going to kill us,"
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"is if he thinks we're already dead."
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"Oh, great."
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"Great, let's kill ourselves."
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"Let's do it."
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"No. No, you didn't let me finish. I don't..."
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"Okay, I'm going to grab a knife, I'm going to jab it into your neck,"
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"I'll yank it out. Then your blood's going to start going everywhere."
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"And you'll die in five to ten minutes,"
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"and then depending on how horrific that looks,"
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"I'll probably do it myself, too."
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"and then he thinks we're dead, and he leaves us alone."
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"Yeah, right. Either way works, dude."
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"Let's just pick one before he gets here."
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"Calm down! We'll pick the second one."
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"We got to do it in some way that's convincing, all right."
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"If we were going to kill ourselves, it'd be awesome, right?"
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"it would be with class, right, I mean, because we're worth it."
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"Of course it would be with class!"
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"What do you think, I'm not going to die with class?"
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"Maybe some type of explosion?"
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"You think I'm not going to explode?"
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"I'm thinking, Charlie, it would be some kind of blaze of glory for you, yes..."
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"Of course it's going to be a blaze of glory."
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"I'm going down right now."
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"Did I miss something?"
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"First step: do not douse yourself with lighter fluid."
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"Do you think it's for watching somebody poop?"
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"You think there's some perv coming in here to watch me make?"
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"I got to go to the bathroom."
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"There's a hole in the wall. We're just trying to figure out what it is."
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"Well, well, well, Deandra."
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"Frank, Dee, what you two have discovered today"
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"is what is most commonly referred to... as a glory hole."
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"The partition acts as a physical barrier,"
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"thus ensuring anonymity throughout the spontaneous act of copulation,"
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"What? Why?"
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"Why would you want to have sex with someone you can't see?"
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"Well, Dee, I think the real question is,"
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"Europe leads the way in sexual exploration, and quite frankly,"
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"I think it's time we caught up."
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"This sounds hot."
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"Now, hold on a second there, Frank."
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"Before you go sticking anything through that hole,"
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"you might want to consider that on the other side of this wall,"
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"But you can't see through the wall, so how do you know it's not a girl?"
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"but it's a dangerous game you're playing, Frank."
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"How's he going to do that with a dick in his mouth?"
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"I don't know. That's his problem."
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"Okay, buddy, you ready?"
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"Are you sure we have to do this?"
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"Charlie, yes, we have to do this."
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"Look, if the cops are going to identify the bodies,"
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"we need to leave dental records behind, right?"
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"So we leave a couple of teeth, bing, bam, boom."
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"Yeah, it's going to hurt like a bitch. Okay, ready?"
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"One, two..."
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"Wait. That just kind of came out on its own."
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"I barely pulled that. I barely pulled it."
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"What? Damn, dude!"
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"That's another..."
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"Man, you should really brush your teeth more because that is not normal."
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"Oh, Charlie, stop pulling your teeth out like that, man."
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"They're just coming right out. They, like, slip right out."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Charlie, open up."
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"We got a dick hole in the bar."
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"Okay, I got to go fill her a dick hole, bro."
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"Okay, great. We'll steal it. We'll use it as a part of blaze of glory."
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"You really got to stop. Just give it to me."
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"Give me all the teeth. Okay, I got them in my pocket."
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"Okay, go, go, go!"
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"Huh? I don't know. It's all happening so fast, man!"
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"Oh, that's true."
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"I'll fire you through that window. All right, grab the..."
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"The videotape is done."
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