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Clips from The Simpsons - Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (S07E07)

"I can't take much more of your blundering numskullery."
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"I'll be in the car, dudes."
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"There is one more way to kill a man..."
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"but it is as intricate and precise..."
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"as a well-played game of chess."
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"Was that me, or was that you?"
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"Help! Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!"
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"Okay, we'll do something about that right away."
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"Let's start by doubling your medication."
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"Our residents... are trying... to nap!"
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"Ah.! Let me in.!"
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"Someone's trying to kill me.! Sweet merciful McGillicutty.!"
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"You gotta open the door.!"
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"- Who is it? - It's Grampa."
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"And it sounds like he's gotten into the horseradish again."
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"And then a knife flew at my head!"
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"And you were there..."
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"and you were there."
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"Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth."
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"It's plenty moist! Listen!"
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"Monty Burns is trying to kill me, and it's all because-"
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"Uh, um, I can't tell you why."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll make up something."
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"Maybe you just need more of my classmates around."
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"I gotta hole up here for a while. They might still be after me!"
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"Wow! He's even more agitated than usual."
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"- Maybe we should let him stay. - Where are we going to put him?"
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"- Bart's room. - Bart's room."
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"- Bart's room. - Dumpster."
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"Sorry to crowd you, boy, but I'll let you in on a secret."
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"Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza."
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"Look, if you're gonna stay in my room..."
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"could you at least stop making up gibberish?"
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"Gibberish, eh? Then what's this?"
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"I got this in the Second World War II."
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"Back then I was known as Sergeant Simpson..."
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"and I commanded the Flying Hellfish..."
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"the fightingest squad in the fightingest company..."
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"in the third-fightingest battalion in the army."
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"We were all from Springfield."
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"There was Police Chief Wiggum's father, Iggy Wiggum."
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"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."
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"Our radioman, Sheldon Skinner."
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"Well, I didn't join the service to make friends."
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"And watching our backs was Private Fifth Class Arnie Gumble."
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"Then there was also Griff, Asa, Ox and Etch."
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"But every unit has a troublemaker."
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"Ours was a cocky little private named Montgomery Burns."
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"Haven't you won the war yet?"
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"Duh, hey! You said you was dead."
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"Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town?"
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"How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?"
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"Well, he got busted down for obstructing a probe from J. Edgar Hoover."
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"We got stuck with him."
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"Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler."
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"Little help?"
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"Boom! Boom it went! Boom! Just like that!"
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"They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes.!"
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"At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes."
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"Well, if you saved Burns's life, why does he want to kill you?"
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"It was the closing days of the war."
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"We had just flushed some Germans out of an abandoned castle."
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"Wait a minute. We ain't-a supposed to steal from civilians."
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"You want me to report you to Commander Flanders? Just leave them, Burnsie."
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"Leave them for whom? The Germans?"
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"The folks who shoot at us all day? Let's just take them."
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"We'll all be rich- rich as Nazis."
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"Wow! I'd like to be as rich as the Nazis!"
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"Think of what a guy could get himself with that kind of scratch."
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"I could buy a brand-new Studebaker with a fan on the dashboard."
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"I could buy my way into high- society."
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"Well, I don't feel right about it..."
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"but I could use a nest egg for retirement."
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"I'd hate to wind up in one of them old folks' homes."
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"Then it's agreed."
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"Of course, we can't sell the paintings now. We'd be caught."
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"All right, Ox. Why don't you take us through it."
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"Uhh, essentially, we all enter into a contract..."
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"whereby the last surviving participant..."
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"becomes the sole possessor of all them "perty" pictures."
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"Well put, Oxford. Now remember, you can't all sign with an "X.""
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"So we sealed up the paintings..."
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"knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again."
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"Ox was the first to go."
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"He got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle."
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"Five more men died in the Veterans Day float disaster of'79."
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"Now, with Asa gone, it's down to me and Burns."
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"Great story, Grampa. Could've used a vampire though. Night."
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"Don't kill me!"
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"I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson..."
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"but you had to be littleJohnny Live-A-Lot."
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"Oh, wow! There really is a treasure!"
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"- Whatever you do, don't give him the key, Grampa. - Here's the key."
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"Aw, figures. Hey, Mr. Burns!"
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"Can I go with you to get the treasure?"
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"I won't eat much, and I don't know the difference between right and wrong."
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"Oh, you're a good boy..."
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"but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk."
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"As you were, Sergeant."
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"Oh, terribly sorry. Back to sleep, little girl."
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"I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich."
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"Not without the keys he isn't."
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"Hey, you got the keys!"
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"- Now we can get the treasure! - Oh, what's the use?"
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"Burns would still find some way to take it from me."
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"I can't believe you, Grampa."
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"The sergeant in that story you told would never be scared of a dork like Burns."
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"You gotta get that treasure. You gotta do it for Ox and Asa and Griff and Burnsie!"
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"Well, not so much Burnsie."
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"You really think I can do it?"
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"Where are you two going at this hour?"
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"- On a treasure hunt. - Oh, can I come?"
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"Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face..."
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"put your manhood to the ultimate test and take-"
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"Pass."
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"Hey, Grampa, do you think your dead buddies get up and walk around at night?"
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"If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice."
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"Okay, hold up here. Fellas, it's me, Sarge."
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"At ease. I know I'm bending the rules tonight..."
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"but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure."
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