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Clips from The Simpsons - All About Lisa (S19E19)

"I am telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character."
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"She has got a taste for Lady Laughter,"
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"What do you mean?"
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"If there was a rehearsal for the network,"
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"I would've been told by my..."
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"...assistant!"
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"I don't know, I guess he forgot."
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"But people seemed to like me last week."
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"You stood in for Mr. Teeny."
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"How'd you like to stand in for Krusty?"
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"But a comedy legend?"
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"I wouldn't dream of it."
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"I respect that. Cancel the run-through."
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"Huh?"
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"So the centipede says: "I'm goin'! I'm goin'!"
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"I'm just putting on my shoes!""
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"Oh, my God."
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"Everything you said came true, Ron."
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"Uh, Ron?"
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"So you'll come to the agency tomorrow and I'll introduce you to the whole team, okay?"
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"You like egg white omelets?"
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"I've been replaced by an eight-year-old."
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"La, la, la, la."
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"A lesson about... You, there!"
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"- Cut that out! - Sorry, sorry."
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"I'm gonna keep this forever!"
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"Here she comes."
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"Quick, switch from internal monologue to external dialogue!"
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"Yeah, sure, Mel."
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"While applause rained down on Lisa, poor Krusty found himself parched."
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"It's 3:32 a.m., which means it's time for"
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"Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown!"
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"Nok-em-Out and Nok-em-Out Jr. for kids."
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"Tonight's guest is local bully, Jimbo Jones?"
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"and I once made out with a blow-up doll"
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"Sorry you broke up with me now Cindy?"
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"Nope. Nope. Dime. Button."
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"Mmm... terrible."
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"Nope. Nope. Nope."
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"Son, coin collecting's a lot like life."
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"Gavelby's Auction house."
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"sold to Mr. Burns!"
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"I've won every coin."
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"Ooh, there's another coin. That should do it."
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"Okay, boy, this is it. Five dollars!"
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"- $500. - Five dollars cash!"
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"Sir, the promise of cash is not an enticement."
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"- $501! - $10 million."
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"- Objection, your honor. - Sir, I am not a judge."
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"Mr. Burns, my son and I have been collecting coins."
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"Yes, but the problem is, if you had it, I wouldn't."
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"You see difficulty."
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"I'll tell you what, at least help me buy the boy a gumball."
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"Smithers, step on it!"
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"Monty Burns wins a..."
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"And... done."
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"Now, let's put it on a shelf and never look at it again."
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"father and son got dressed,"
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"had a minor disagreement..."
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"You little..."
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"Sorry, Dad."
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"where they watched proudly,"
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"as Lisa accepted her award."
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"Lisa, before you walk away from this venerable hall and"
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"Well, I do owe you everything. Make it quick."
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"Behold your fellow winners of the Entertainer of the Year Award."
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"Hmm. I don't recognize any of them."
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"And why should you?"
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"He appears nightly on Broadway,"
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"selling combs and mints in the men's room."
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"She was fired after a bad rehearsal"
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"from Homeboys In Outer Space."
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"And perhaps the saddest one of all,"
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"he graced stages from London to Los Angeles."
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"every woman in the audience wished they were Hap."
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"But that was before he... "took the bone.""
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"Sideshow Mel?!"
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"Once you have a taste, you'll do anything to get more."
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"Thank you, Mel."
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"Everyone, wait!"
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"Um, there's someone I forgot to thank,"
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"and he's here tonight."
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"Krusty, will you come up on stage, please?"
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"What do you want?"
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"You've already taken everything I care about."
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"This just in: I don't give a crap."
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"I'm trying to set you up for laughs."
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"Trying to set me up with a giraffe?"
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"Oh, right."
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"You guys know about giraffes... long legs, big neck."
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"Here comes the zinger."
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"Speaking of necks,"
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"She crashed her car in to mine and said,"
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""Look, honey, we have a hybrid.""
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"Timely."
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"By giving everything away,"
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"she was able to keep the only thing that mattered:"
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"God, how I envy her."
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"My wife is giving birth as we speak!"
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"Just four more takes. Come on."
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"Sync: Job22"
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"Lisa Simpson."
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"Surprised?"
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"Thank you."
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"What I love about Krusty is, he's always on..."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm Jesse."
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"where I get 99% of all your earnings."
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"A great man once observed:"
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"My son's a good-for-somethin'!"
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"Pay attention you'll be writing my memoirs."
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"I'll never last here."
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"I got pastrami stuck in my teeth,"
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"and that's everybody's problem."
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"I can't believe you're working for Krusty and I'm not."
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"Krusty klovnen baby visker!"
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"Stupid Krusty...I hate this..."
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"That's your responsibility."
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"- Am I?! No. - Hmm."
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"To your mother's purse."
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