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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Einstein Approximation (S03E03)

"Oh, all right."
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"That was amazing how you handled him."
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"I know how to deal with stubborn children."
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"My mother used to run an illegal daycare center in our basement."
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"Leonard. You're giggling in your sleep."
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"The Joker. From Batman."
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"Well, it creeps me out."
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"Me too. But I paid 3 bucks for it."
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"Well, just answer the phone."
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter."
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"Yeah. He's my roommate."
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"Oh. Is he okay?"
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"All right. I'll be right there."
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"What happened?"
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"Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village."
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"Okay, have fun."
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"- Thanks for not calling the cops. - Oh, it's no big deal."
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"My sister's got a kid who's special."
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"Yeah, well, he's extra special."
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"Hey, Shelly."
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"What you doing?"
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"Size ratio was all wrong. Couldn't visualize it."
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"Needed bigger carbon atoms."
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"Sure, sure."
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"How did you get into this place?"
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"Back door has a five-pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm. Child's play."
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"You can start sorting protons and neutrons..."
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"...while I build carbon atoms."
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"No, I don't think so. We need to go home now."
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"But I'm still working."
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"If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out."
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"You can try..."
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"...but you'll never catch me."
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"For God sakes."
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"Sheldon, come here!"
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"Buzzinga."
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"Buzzinga."
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"Buzzinga."
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"Buzzinga."
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"Leonard and Penny."
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"- Leonard and Penny. - Aah!"
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"What? What, what, what?"
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"Leonard and Penny."
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"- What? - I have good news."
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"And you had to barge in and wake us up..."
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"- ...in the middle of the night? - Your cell phone was off."
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"Sheldon, what do you want?"
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"I came to tell you I've got the answer."
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"Really?"
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"You figured out the graphene problem?"
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"No, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that. But I figured out how to figure it out."
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"I know I said I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong."
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"We have to break up."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- Ahem. - Oh."
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"Einstein."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna need a little more."
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"Albert Einstein."
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"When Einstein came up with special relativity..."
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"...he was working at the patent office."
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"So you're gonna go work at the patent office?"
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"Oh, don't be absurd. That's in Washington."
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"I could never live in a city whose streets are laid out..."
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"...in a wheel-and-spoke pattern."
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"No. I'm going to find a similarly menial job..."
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"...where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task..."
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"...freeing my prefrontal cortex to work quietly in the background."
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"Of course. Even talking to you is sufficiently menial."
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"I can feel the proverbial juices starting to flow."
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"Okay. Well, thanks for sharing with us."
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"- Good night. - You're welcome."
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"Good night to you too."
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"Oh. By the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment."
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"No. Leonard doesn't snore."
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"Told you."
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"So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job."
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"A menial job."
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"Like yours."
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"Why, thank you for noticing."
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"I'm menial employee of the month."
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"Do you have a particular field in mind?"
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"I do. For thousands of years..."
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"...the lowest classes of the human race have spent their lives laboring..."
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"...to erect monuments under the lash of betters."
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"Until finally they dropped down and became one with the dust..."
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"...through which they trudged."
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"Do you have anything like that?"
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"- No. - Shouldn't you check your database?"
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"No."
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"So how about construction?"
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"Oh, that would be good."
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"Yeah, sawing, hammering, eating out of a lunch pail..."
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"...as my working-class fellows and I sit perched precariously on a girder..."
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"...high above the metropolis."
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"- I could do that. - Good."
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"- One question. - Yes?"
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"What's sheetrock?"
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"Moving on."
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"How about doing deliveries for a florist?"
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"That seems acceptable."
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"- Do you have your own car? - I don't drive."
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"Mr. Cooper, let me just ask you a question."
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"What was your last job?"
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"Senior theoretical particle physicist at CaITech, focusing on M Theory."
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"Or in layman's terms, string theory."
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"I see."
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"Just give me a second."
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"Security!"
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"Behind you."
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"Sheldon? What the hell are you doing?"
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"Trying to get these tables cleared. We're slammed."
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"No, wait. Wait. No, wait. What are you doing here?"
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"A reasonable question."
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"I asked myself:"
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""What is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable?""
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"Three answers came to mind."
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"A toll booth attendant, an Apple store genius..."
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"...and what Penny does."
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"Now, since I don't like touching other people's coins..."
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