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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"Since when do you take Mom's side over mine?"
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"Well, he did falsely accuse me of child abuse."
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"Sure, Mom. We're even."
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"You can stop smiling. I know your face is tired."
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"Mom and I are in a good place right now. Why can't you believe that?"
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"Hi. I got your message. What's up?"
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"Come on in."
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"This is Oliver Weston. He's a PI Edie hired."
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"He thinks you're having an affair."
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"Me and Karl?"
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"Why would you think that?"
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"[Susan] Karl, just stop."
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"Well, that is Karl being nostalgic."
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"[Karl] You said yourself, the sex last week was the best you ever had."
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"OK, um, first of all,"
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"it was not the best sex I ever had."
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"Obviously, you were the best sex I ever had."
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"That explains the punch in the face."
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"You were actually fooling around with Karl behind Edie's back?"
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"No, no, no, no! Karl lied to me."
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"He told me he and Edie split up before..."
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"- [Weston] Am I done here? - [Mike] Yeah."
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"Hey! Hey, you! Wait! Wait! Wait!"
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"Uh, OK, you cannot tell Edie about this. Whatever she's paying, I'll double."
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"She paid a two-grand retainer plus expenses."
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"Two thousand dollars?"
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"OK, I... I don't have that kind of cash."
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"Well, then I guess I take the tape to Miss Britt."
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"I have a copy!"
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"Ah!"
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"OK, let's try this another way."
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"Lives are going to be ruined."
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"I'll tell you what,"
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"I'll hold off till Monday to report to Miss Britt."
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"- Yes! - That'll give you time"
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"- to scrape together a little cash. - What if I can't?"
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"[imitates explosion]"
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"I'm sorry, but Xiao Mei missed all of her appeal deadlines."
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"So that's it? You're just gonna send her back to China?"
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"or had a child who was an American citizen,"
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"or if she were a well-known entertainer..."
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"Uh... What if she was pregnant with an American citizen?"
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"Uh, Xiao Mei? [laughs]"
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"We spoke to Homeland Security, and we have good news."
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"- Oh, thank you, thank you! - Oh! OK, uh..."
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"Well, there's just one little thing. [chuckles]"
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"Um, the immigration laws have gotten really tough in this country,"
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"so we're behind the eight ball going in."
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"The agent said that if you were pregnant with an American citizen,"
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"So we thought, you need a baby in your belly,"
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"we need a surrogate. Win, win, win."
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"- [Gabby squeals] - Surrogate?"
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"Oh, well, it would be our baby."
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"It would just be growing inside of you."
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"I have... Oh..."
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"OK, uh, well... Oh! OK. It's like this."
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"The three of us are making your famous Szechwan dumplings. [laughs]"
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"And I'm the dough,"
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"and Carlos is the pork"
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"and you're the oven."
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"I have baby?"
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"We take care of everything. You know, uh..."
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"Hospital bills and maternity clothes and Lamaze classes."
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"And, of course, you wouldn't have to do any work."
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"[laughs] Well, uh, maybe just a little light dusting, nothing major."
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"No!"
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"Xiao Mei, you don't have a choice. It's either this or go back to China."
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"No to baby! No! [sobbing]"
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"Had to push the dusting, didn't you?"
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"[sighs] Peter, I don't think I'm being unreasonable here."
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"It's not like I'm gonna advertise my addiction history,"
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"but if your kids ask a direct question, I'm not gonna lie to them."
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"Right, uh-huh. Good point."
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"- You know, the other thing. - Oh."
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"- The other thing. - They're just getting to know you,"
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"I just don't know how they'll react if they find out that you're a sex addict."
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"Yeah."
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"I just figured out the funniest way for you to get back at her."
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"OK, what's on the schedule for today?"
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"I have got the Boston Toy presentation ready to go."
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"- Excuse me? - You know. Boil it down."
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"OK, basically, it's, "Toys are fun.""
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"- I hate it. - How can you hate it?"
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"- I only gave you three words. - That's three words I hate."
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"OK, I'm gonna take over the Boston Toy Company account."
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"you should all be aware,"
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"Meanwhile, this company's haemorrhaging money."
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"I'm gonna put a stop to it. So I have hired a forensic accountant."
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"He's gonna make sure everything's kosher."
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"it's grounds for dismissal."
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"He's more whipped than I thought."
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"Well, he has tragically underestimated us."
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"What? Yesterday you were up in arms. Now... now you're ready to cave?"
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"If Ed is determined to get me, he's gonna get me."
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"- It's just a matter of time. - No. No."
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"We are not backing down."
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"- We can't both be unemployed. - Oh, it'll never happen."
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"He knows this place will go down like a house of cards without me."
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"- Honey, wait. Just wait! - What? What?"
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"I'm not gonna hide behind my wife's skirt."
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"We're a team. I'm just lending support."
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"OK. Go get him."
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"[sighing]"
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"[Tom] I gotta talk to you."
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"Oh!"
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"Tom, what happened?"
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"to keep the PI from revealing her affair with Karl."
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"And since Edie would learn the truth anyway,"
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"Susan felt it would be better if it came from her..."
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"... which is how she came to write a letter begging Edie for forgiveness."
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"from the moment she mailed it,"
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"- Susan knew... - [horn honks]"
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"... she was a dead woman."
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"You know, Caleb..."
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"...since the day you were born,"
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"You do know that, right?"
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"How come Matty's not here?"
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"Because he said it was OK for me to kiss her."
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"- What did you say? - He said Danielle liked me."
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"And that she wouldn't fight me if I gave her a kiss."
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