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Clips from NewsRadio - Meet the Max Louis (S05E05)

"We don't know for sure that they were friends."
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"I mean, we loved him,"
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"but a lot of people found him kind of abrasive."
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"he's probably just the kind of easy-going,"
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"laid-back kind of guy we'd want in the office."
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"All right, let's give Max a shot."
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"All right? Hey."
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"Pagers. Everybody, give me your pagers."
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"Never mind."
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"That tickled."
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"[♪]"
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"Max Lewis should be here any second."
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"This is quite a welcoming committee."
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"but the Jimmy James' Stunt Driving Team"
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"[ELEVATOR DINGS] Shh. Here he is."
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"JIMMY: Hey, Max."
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"On behalf of all of us at WNYX, wel--"
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"[CRASHING]"
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"I'm always up for something new and exciting."
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"Yes. That's why I think"
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"I would be a great addition to your operation, Doug."
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"Well, you can hire this Dave fellow,"
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"but I can tell you this, he's no Max Lewis."
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"What? Well, just-- All right, just give me a chance."
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"No-- No, no, Max. Look at my interests."
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"That is correct."
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"I studied under the tutelage"
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"of Master Ten Shuck Sung."
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"Bowling. Lifetime average:"
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"No, that won't be necessary, Max, really."
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""How could one man be fired"
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""from 37 different jobs?"
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"How is that possible?""
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"But how is that possible?"
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"That's not important."
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"What's important is I've done it all."
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"Rock, country, chat, Yes."
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"hard rock, soft rock, soft country, soft country chat."
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"we pretty much just do all news all the time."
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"All what?"
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"All the time."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Bill never mentioned that."
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"Oh."
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"Now,"
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"Great guy."
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"Yes, he was."
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"Did you know he was always the first person"
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"to call me whenever I got fired?"
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"can't wait to meet you, so why don't--"
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"Wait, wait-- Does this mean I'm hired?"
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"It is rather astonishing."
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"Who the hell do you think you are?"
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"Joseph, I don't know how you expect me to get any work done"
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"is another man's bread and butter."
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"What? I don't..."
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"Here."
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"It's a real pack of cards."
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"Play real solitaire."
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"But I can't. I just-- I don't--"
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"Oh, yeah, those look kind of familiar."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"this whole Year 2000 thing is really starting to scare me."
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"Lisa, I'd like you to meet Max."
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"You'll be working with her in the booth there."
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"I was thinking maybe you could show Max around."
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"I'll be in my office if you should need me."
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"Hey, don't worry about us. We'll be just fine."
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"[MAX CHUCKLES]"
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"All news, all the time. I've never done this."
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"Okay, I don't have time for names. I need a desk."
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"Thank you. Hey. This isn't my stuff."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"What about it? Everything."
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"I know nothing about it."
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"I need information. I need it five minutes ago."
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"I gotta find somebody to help me."
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"You. Who are you? What do you do?"
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"No time for names."
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"Just tell me about the news, electrical man."
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"That crap they air and pretend it's news"
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"or the real news the government thinks"
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"we're too stupid to understand?"
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"so why don't you just take a deep breath and relax."
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"Okay? Okay."
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"I don't have time to breathe."
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"Beth, this is our new anchor, Max Lewis. Max, Beth."
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"What are you trying to do to me? You're it."
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"You people want me fired."
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"No, we don't."
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"You know, if you want, I have some muscle relaxers"
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"that I use for menstrual cramps."
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"Eh, no. No, I gotta stay focused."
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"He's gonna can my ass in half a second."
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"Golden, my main man."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Absolutely not. I just hired him,"
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"there's no way I'm gonna turn around and fire him."
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"He's just a little nervous."
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"The guy loves to suffer."
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"Lisa's right. LISA: Yeah."
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"Only a matter of time before he shows up in a hair shirt"
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"to learn our names."
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"for far too long."
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"No. Unfortunately, the CIA field office was closed today"
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"so I didn't have the opportu--"
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"[MUFFLED EXPLOSION]"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, dude."
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"You guys picked him. You'll just have to live with him."
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"I'll be you, you be me. "Max, you're fired." Now you."
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"You're-- You're not fired, all right?"
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"You will not be fired today."
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"Ah. Tomorrow. No."
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"You heard me right, Max."
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"For the next two weeks,"
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"nothing you do will get you fired."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Max, with two weeks of guaranteed employment"
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"stretching out before you, you can relax. Be yourself."
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"Okay, I--"
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