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Clips from The Jetsons - TV or Not TV (S01E01)

"When you flesh out something, I'll blast it. You got it?"
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"Got it."
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"- Now, point. - Point? Okay."
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"No, no, no, you knot-head!"
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"Here, hold this gun and watch how I do it."
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"This time, I'll be the dog and you be the hunter."
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"First you gotta get down on all fours. See?"
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"And then you start sniffing."
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"And when you pick up a scent, point. And bam, dinner!"
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"All right! Dinner!"
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"And they call him man's best friend."
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"Well, we can't just sit here and starve."
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"If I could just get word to Janey to send some food."
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"Hey! Why not? There's some writing materiaI in the den."
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"- Stick around. We're gonna eat tonight! - Oh, boy!"
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"Now, let's see..."
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"Dear Jane, please send food. Stop."
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"Very hungry. Stop."
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"Love, George. Stop."
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"- Okay, Astro. It's up to you now. - Who? Me?"
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"Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor dark of night shall stop you."
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"I'm depending on you, old paI. I know you can do it. Now, go!"
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"Goodbye."
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"- What's the matter? - I swallowed it."
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"You swallowed it?!"
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"Oh, what's the use? Of all the billions of dogs in this world..."
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"...how did I ever wind up with a mutt like you?"
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"Just lucky, I guess."
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"Very funny. At least if we gotta starve, we'll starve laughing."
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"But first, I've got to dig up a couple of disguises."
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"Listen, Nimbly. This Jetson fellow is holding up the premiere of my show."
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"- Why haven't you taken care of him? - Well..."
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"Up the ante if you have to. Give him a part in our next show."
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"Anything! Just get his release!"
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"- But I tried all day to reach him, P.J. - Well, try reaching him all night."
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"Or you'll be reaching for your unemployment check!"
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"- Daddy won't be home again for dinner? - That's right, dear."
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"- How come? - Oh, well... Business, I guess."
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"Excuse me, Judy. I have a lot of things to do."
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"My nails are in terrible condition."
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"There, that's better. Now for some polish."
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"I think I'll try some iridescent moonglow."
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"Gee, Mom. Dad never took Astro on business meetings before."
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"Oh, I guess I meant they went on a hunting trip."
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"Elroy, don't say "blast. ""
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"Mrs. Jetson, I finished installing that antiprowler system you asked for."
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"You been having trouble with prowlers, Mrs. Jetson?"
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"No, but I feeI safer with it. Could you demonstrate how it works, Henry?"
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"I was afraid you'd ask that."
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"Well, first you press the alarm button on your controI paneI."
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"- You mean this one? - That's right."
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"The burglar is then apprehended and subdued like this:"
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"This process is followed by securing the prowler firmly like this:"
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"And that's it! The prowler is now ready to turn over to the police."
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"Thanks, Henry. I feeI much safer now."
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"- What's so funny about that? - My suit tickles."
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"Your suit tickles?"
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"Well, scratch yourself. And stop laughing, will you?"
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"Now, be very quiet. I'll try rapping on the window to get Janey's attention."
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"And remember, we can't let the kids see us."
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"They'd just panic. Come on!"
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"Coming."
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"Jane has her back to us, watching TV."
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"Oh, boy! Rinky Tink Tink."
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"Space Dog, starring Rinky Tink Tink."
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"So that's your favorite program, huh? Well, forget it!"
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"We'll go around the other side."
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"We gotta get Jane's attention without letting the kids see us."
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"Rinky Tink Tink. I like him."
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"Look out!"
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"Look where you're going. You're no Space Dog, you know?"
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"Now, let's go!"
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"Aw, gee, Mom! Can't we watch Cosmic Cops?"
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"That's the program where all the crooks get blasted!"
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"Elroy, I told you not to say that word!"
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"- Are you nervous, Mom? - I'm perfectly calm, cooI and completely..."
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"Yeah, calm, cooI and completely unraveled."
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"Sorry, Elroy. I guess I am a bit nervous."
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"Come in!"
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"Okay, where is he? I gotta get him before the boss gets me."
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"Well, he's gone for good, and he's never coming back."
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"I sure would like to know what's going on!"
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"Judy, look! By the window!"
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"- Prowlers! - Out on the ledge!"
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"- Prowlers? - Prowlers?"
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"Don't worry, lady. You stay here. I'll go call the cops."
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"Prowlers? Help!"
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"Help!"
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"They're after Janey! I've gotta save her!"
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"I ain't got enough troubles trying to find this guy Jetson."
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"Now I gotta find prowlers."
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"Mother, look! It's Daddy!"
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"Mom, don't say that word!"
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"Hey! You're the guy we've been looking for."
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"You'll never take me alive. Never!"
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"Give me the good old days when everyone wanted to get in the movies."
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"Hey, you! Just a minute!"
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"The antiprowler system will take care of him."
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"...and we'll give you a part in our next TV show."
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"A part in a TV show?"
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"You mean you're not gonna rub me out for witnessing your robbery?"
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"Robbery? We were shooting a scene in Naked Planet..."
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"...and you accidentally got into the picture."
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"We're offering you a part in another show if you'll sign this release."
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"Oh, boy! Me, a TV star!"
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"Yeah. Just sign this release, will you?"
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"It's a deaI!"
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"Oh, boy. What I don't go through for the boss."
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"Gee, this is the first time I've been in a television studio."
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"And I'm certainly glad it was all just a big misunderstanding."
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"I'm the first kid on the block with a TV-star dad."
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"- Quiet, Elroy. They're about to begin. - Okay. Quiet, everybody."
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"And here he is, that little old pie-maker, Soapy Sam..."
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"...with today's speciaI guest star, George Jetson!"
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"Well, boys and girls, what's that magic word?"
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"Kerplat!"
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"- Kerplat, right. Can you say it, George? - Oh, that's easy."
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"Kerplat!"
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"Oh, boy. I'd have been better off letting those hoods blast me."
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"Kerplat!"
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