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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"Huh. Ngh!"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, lemme try something."
Archer (2009)
"Now go, go, go! Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"I don't think I could eat. Will that hold him?"
Archer (2009)
"What the..."
Archer (2009)
"Um..."
Archer (2009)
"who knows a guy who knows a..."
Archer (2009)
"Guy? - Nazi scientist..."
Archer (2009)
"Anyway, the guy is a bona fide mad scientist."
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Or is that just affected and weird?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes! With metal bones! Motor oil for blood!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, a, the tin man's not a robot... The tin man is a..."
Archer (2009)
"A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever! He doesn't have a heart!"
Archer (2009)
"Mike."
Archer (2009)
"Fat Mike. Aw!"
Archer (2009)
"It's all your fault!"
Archer (2009)
"Like a meddling asshole! Wh...?"
Archer (2009)
"But, uh, get me out of here alive, and the ransom money, we'll call it even, okay?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, we're way more than even. Wh...? How do you figure?"
Archer (2009)
"Because your final thought on this earth wasn't about how my gun tasted."
Archer (2009)
"Fair enough."
Archer (2009)
"Right. Okay, how's my face look?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, mixed with some Dexedrine."
Archer (2009)
""The adventures of Dex and Cody.""
Archer (2009)
"Let me ask you, should you be doing that?"
Archer (2009)
""Should you be doing that?""
Archer (2009)
"I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Is it just me, or is it cold?"
Archer (2009)
"It's you. - Well, your shock."
Archer (2009)
"No shit. - Easy!"
Archer (2009)
"Applejack drove..."
Archer (2009)
"Sickle-cell anemia? No."
Archer (2009)
"I bet they fell out in the house."
Archer (2009)
"Because you know all that shit"
Archer (2009)
"What? For a leak. Potatoes, an egg..."
Archer (2009)
"That's pretty common knowledge."
Archer (2009)
"Nobody can."
Archer (2009)
"Because it's English and it's stupid,"
Archer (2009)
"I don't have time for this shit!"
Archer (2009)
"What was that?"
Archer (2009)
"With a halberd."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Can't have anything nice."
Archer (2009)
"- Something's not right. - I'll say."
Archer (2009)
"I didn't think it was possible, but somehow being kidnapped"
Archer (2009)
"I meant with Archer and the ransom!"
Archer (2009)
"Still, though. Mr. Zerk."
Archer (2009)
"Rgh?"
Archer (2009)
"If the wheels end up coming off this thing,"
Archer (2009)
"obviously I'll need you to... tie up"
Archer (2009)
"all the remaining loose ends."
Archer (2009)
"Son of a bitch."
Archer (2009)
"He's not lookin' too good! You're lookin' real good."
Archer (2009)
"But try that hard-on shit with me,"
Archer (2009)
"I'll kick your dick off your body."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shut up, you were gonna ditch me!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, don't play dumb with me!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what? Finger who? Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Jeez. Knock it off!"
Archer (2009)
"Ya know?"
Archer (2009)
"Genitals? Yes, where did we land on that?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! Hey, my keys!"
Archer (2009)
"we wouldn't be... whatever!"
Archer (2009)
"Shinnying. Exactly!"
Archer (2009)
"he'd ever think to look for us, so... Hey, guys!"
Archer (2009)
"Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"And you're sure you can drive a stick?"
Archer (2009)
"Guess I better not stall."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, this is a cigar."
Archer (2009)
"And since Archer was kind enough"
Archer (2009)
"To where? What? My headquarters!"
Archer (2009)
"What, like some drag club?"
Archer (2009)
"For the... I'm not a transvestite!"
Archer (2009)
"And you two are under arrest."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Kidnapping, conspiracy to commit kidnapping,"
Archer (2009)
"I'll go ahead and take the ransom money."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, does it now?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Poovey!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"Wh...? Not at me, you idiot! At her!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, she doesn't have the money."
Archer (2009)
"Poovey, put the gun down. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Listen to me, you testify against him,"
Archer (2009)
"Now hand over the dough, Figgis."
Archer (2009)
"Great, while you're at it arrest him!"
Archer (2009)
"Who?"
Archer (2009)
"Now where do you think you're going?"
Archer (2009)
"Nowhere, apparently!"
Archer (2009)
"Will you get the hell off me? - I should drive!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa! Nice!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"- Hang on... - I am!"
Archer (2009)
"Woooooo!!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Ha ha! Holy shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Did you see that? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"to the federal building downtown."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, because you're all under arrest."
Archer (2009)
"For the last time! I am not a transvestite!"
Archer (2009)
"And, again, you are all under arrest!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my god... because..."
Archer (2009)
"- That. - Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"He is immortal!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm starting to think you guys don't wanna hang out!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, Figgis, you couldn't suppress a cough!"
Archer (2009)
"Good idea! Here, lemme give you a hand with that!"
Archer (2009)
"Um... Goddammit."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my god. Okay, take the wheel!"
Archer (2009)
"And put your foot on the gas! I'm gonna jump on the bike!"
Archer (2009)
"No, you're not! Yes, I am!"
Archer (2009)
"was blowing your load all over a woman's dress"
Archer (2009)
"during foreplay!"
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Right?"
Archer (2009)
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