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Clips from The Office - Suit Warehouse (S09E09)

"[Computer chimes]"
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"Jim and I used to clean up at those."
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"We'd go in pretending to be family-- brothers."
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"and a family-owned motorcycle store."
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"- I was the dynamic... - Yeah!"
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"Likeable winner that was doted upon by mom."
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"But I knew."
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"I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo,"
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"of "handsome and stinky, paper brothers for hire.""
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"who died of stupidity."
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"Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis?"
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"Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now."
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"question."
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"180-- [Dial tone]"
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"Um... that comes to 25 minutes."
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"Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim."
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"Oh, my God! Why didn't I think of this?"
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"Oh, hey, Erin,"
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"What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here?"
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"A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens,"
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"What? Everything?"
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"Okay, see you later."
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"Uh, I have a gift from Jan."
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"[Gasps] It's an espresso maker."
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"Ooh! 16 types of espresso."
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"Actually, it's pronounced espresso."
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"for the small part that you played"
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"in landing the White Pages."
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"no."
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"Hey, listen, remember how everyone"
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"used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?"
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"Then, looks like we have a deal..."
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"- Try this one. - Thank you."
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"You ready for your interview?"
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"No. I suck at interviews."
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"I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview."
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"No, we sure hadn't, pop."
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"[Both chuckling]"
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"My dad is the best hunter there is."
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"One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer"
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"It was his birthday."
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"You guys, I kinda think I want to try them all."
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"Is that crazy?"
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"No. Look, without a taste test,"
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"how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?"
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"It's a thing. It means you only live once."
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"Yeah, we're aware of what it means, Oscar."
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"- Well-- - All right, everybody."
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"All: We all drink them all."
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"Yes, ma'am, you wanna go east on Franklin,"
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"take that all the way to Commonwealth."
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"- Whoa. - Yes."
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"And I want to reach every demographic possible."
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"No, I hear what you're saying, and we will."
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"The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first."
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"The rest will come. I promise."
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"Weeks. Always weeks."
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"Man, the last time I talked months was, like..."
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"Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here, man."
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"Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home."
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"But I think that all of your concerns will be answered"
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"He's a good boy. Does whatever I say."
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"I can't relate to that. My son hates my guts."
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"Bring him into the business, and he resents me."
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"How do you like that?"
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"Really, they're bad. Like you and your son."
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"Were you loitering out there like a Hooligan,"
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"smoking a doobie?"
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"Ha ha!"
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"I just burned him."
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"- Ter-- terrible. - Terrible."
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"Yes. Genius."
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"Stupid, stupid genius!"
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"Wow! This place is... so great."
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"I had no idea-- on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky."
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"These things go down all the time."
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"Let's do it."
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"The pen delivery went amazing,"
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"and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked."
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"I'll accept the pens when they come in,""
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"and then as soon as your back's turned,"
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"Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them."
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"Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones."
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"It's insane."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"And the worst flavor I've tried so far"
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"Yes!"
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"- Ah! - One!"
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"- That's enough, Kevin. - Stop it, Kevin!"
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"So for your menswear catalogue,"
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"about what people have heard before, my son."
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"Listen to him. He created you."
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"Maybe if you listened a little bit, you'd improve."
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"His last girlfriend was a transvestite."
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"Adam's apple like the prow of a ship."
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"Ha. But this one couldn't see it or didn't wanna see it."
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"All right, that's enough,"
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"'cause I can say some things about him too."
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"- Yeah, like what? - Like the time"
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"killed those kids on their way to prom."
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"Ever since he was a little kid"
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"and he got caught "saving treats""
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"Really shameful."
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"There he is. My son."
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"[Scoffs] Got cat turd collector written all over him."
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"but for now we're just concentrating on athletes"
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"Of course, that's not a mandate."
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"obviously, I'm not qualified to be here, man, I'm..."
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"Science teacher. Volleyball coach."
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"I work at a home shopping network."
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"I'm a lawyer."
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"Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked."
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"Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company?"
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"Ah. So this is what 2:00 PM looks like around here."
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"- Erin's gunning for your job! - No, I'm not."
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"- Forget it. I'm so sorry. - Pam, look out!"
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"Pens, you did not buy into this."
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"'cause I think of him as working part-time in Philadelphia."
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"I'm sorry-- you guys are here to sell us paper?"
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"Us old-timers need to stick together."
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