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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"Come on, everyone, let's take Bender to the teen center"
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"to learn about the bots and the bees!"
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"It's okay, Bender."
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"No one here will laugh at you for not knowing"
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"where robot babies come from."
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"Aw. . ."
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"We don't know, either."
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"Then prepare to be embarrassed."
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"Or..."
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"Meet Gerald, a maturing young robot."
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"Hey, he looks like me!"
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"His hideous appearance is a by-product"
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"of his hardware gearing up for an important mission,"
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!"
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"Since factories can't manufacture enough robots"
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"to meet demand, robots can also reproduce by mating."
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"Oh, now you tell me!"
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"First, Gerald must find a female robot."
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"The best he can do is Francine."
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"After beer and hot wings at a local gas station,"
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"the two enjoy intimate time behind a dumpster."
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"It's all perfectly natural."
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"Let's watch, aroused, as Gerald's antenna uploads"
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"a binary file to Francine's internal drive."
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"by a randomized algorithm,"
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"and the resulting code guides assembly of a new robot."
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"Yes, everything your body does is perfectly natural."
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"Except masturbation. That's just wrong."
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"Oh !"
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"I'm not ready!"
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"There's so much of the world I haven't stolen yet!"
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"Relax, Bender. No one would let you near a child."
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"Bev will get custody, and you'll be a deadbeat dad"
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"who never even bothers to know his own son."
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"You really think so?"
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"I know so. You're absolutely horrible in every way."
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"You're sweet, Leela."
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"Sorry, Bev, but I ain't cut out for fatherhood."
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"That'll be 1 0 bucks."
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"Now take your kid and hit the soup line!"
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"Damn baby's driving me crazy!"
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"He won't stop giggling no matter how much I scream at him !"
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"There, there."
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"I still got womanly needs!"
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"Who's gonna look twice at me with this"
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"dirty leech hanging off my dairy nozzle?"
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"Not me, that's for sure."
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"Then it's settled ! He's all yours, Pappy!"
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"Hey, wait! You can't leave. . . What?"
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"What the. . ."
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"Can't I have one moment to myself?"
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"Why can't you sleep?"
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"I left my window open, and moths got in."
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"I swear, if I wasn't such a great dad,"
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"I'd grab his ugly little neck and. . ."
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"Hey, he stopped screaming for a second !"
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"Bend some other stuff!"
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"Bend ! Bend !"
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"He loves bending, just like me."
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"Aw!"
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"I'm gonna call him Ben after the first half of me, Bender."
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"That's my bastard."
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"Bend it, Daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo-face!"
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"lt called me what?"
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"Yay! You bended it like a pretzel."
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"I can't do it!"
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"Hey, buddy, you're learning. You'll get there."
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"Bender, I was wrong."
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"You're a fine parent, and I want to. . ."
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"Leela was wrong ! Leela was wrong !"
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"Daddy, how'd you get so good at bending?"
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"I inherited my arm control software from my mom."
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"That's how it's passed down, mother to son."
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"But my mommy had no arms!"
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"Does that mean I can never be a bender?"
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"Well, sure you can ! You just need"
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"to get a bending card installed."
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"I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck."
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"He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card."
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"This robot will never bend."
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"Don't tell my son what he can and can't do!"
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"You may know what's in his head,"
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"but you don't know what's in his heart!"
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"There's no slot in there, either."
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"I said shut up!"
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"Today marks young Ben's 1 3th day of being left on continuously."
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"And so, before the Lord and this congregation,"
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"we upgrade him to man-bot. Can I get a mazel tov?"
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"Mazel tov!"
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"I'd like to thank the preacher-bot for the introduction"
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"and also for not circumcising me again, am I right?"
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"Twice was enough. But seriously, today, I'm not just a man-bot,"
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"I'm the luckiest man-bot alive."
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"My mom may have abandoned me,"
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"but I have the greatest dad in the whole universe."
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"He's patient, he's not afraid to show his emotions. . ."
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". . .and someday, if my dreams come true,"
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"I'll be a bender, just like him."
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"You must be so proud of your boy."
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"I could take him or leave him."
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"I'm back for my son !"
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"I've come to take him and leave with him !"
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"She beat you to both things!"
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"It's okay, Son, Mama's here now."
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"Daddy! Don't let her take me!"
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"Get your lack of hands off my boy!"
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"Says who?"
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"Says this document you gave me when you tried to abandon Ben first!"
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"It's genuine."
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"That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent!"
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"I was drunk and violent when I signed that!"
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"Daddy!"
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"Son !"
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"My boy's gone. All I have left to remember him"
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"are these innocent playthings we stole together."
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"Fry, put these someplace safe."
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"That's it, Fry! For a guy who's not too bright,"
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"you're too damn bright!"
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"Now, get out! And don't come back"
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"until someone finds a use for a million-watt idiot!"
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