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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Big Trouble in Little Quahog (S17E17)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"I'm a calico, and my name is Humphrey."
Family Guy(1999)
"This day started off so great."
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"Now all I have is this dumb whistle."
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"Oh, hey, little guy. Forgot my sunglasses."
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"(CHUCKLES): All right, try to make this sound gay:"
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""Brian, sorry I got testy. Let's bury the hatchet."
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"(ECHOING): Well, hello there, little guy."
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"by Jean-Claude Van Damme in this scene."
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"I'm sorry I couldn't hear that, it's too high-pitched."
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"- For what? - For calling you a shrimp."
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"Come on, you know what I want."
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"all four Voice chairs would turn around."
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"a YouTube instructional video on how to do it."
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"but I can't get to all of them."
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"BRIAN (HIGH-PITCHED): Hurry up! Get this rat away from me!"
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"(RAT GROWLING)"
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"(SQUISHES)"
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"Look at all this shag carpet."
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"(SOUTHERN ACCENT): I miss Jenny."
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"- (DISTANT MECHANICAL HUMMING) - What is that?"
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"(NORMAL VOICE): Vacuum cleaner!"
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"I hate my life and nobody can hear me say it right now!"
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"dump your toenails in the hall, I'm vacuuming."
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"- (BONES CRACK) - Which one did you go with?"
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"Dude, dude, you got to get down here, by the big trash can."
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"(BEE BUZZING)"
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"- Brian, we've got to get up to my room. - Yeah, but how?"
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"Wow. Okay, great."
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"when lattices were still a thing."
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"I didn't say, "Hit the big button that says 'tiny, '""
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"I had to make it big enough to write "tiny" on it!"
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"(CREATURES CHIRPING)"
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"Oh, yeah? Yeah, you have a girlfriend?"
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"Why won't he answer my texts?"
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"some of the bad attitudes on our kids, huh?"
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"Dust mites."
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"A water bear? What's a water bear?"
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"♪"
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"And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear."
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"What the...? Hey, cut it out!"
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"where water flows like... well, water."
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"What do you say?"
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"- (CHEERING) - All right!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Well, what'd you find? - I'll be honest."
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"Well, you better act quickly."
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"Why is there a tiny lattice inside this computer?"
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"- Now! - You-you never told me what to do."
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"- Jump! - Why?"
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"(BUTTON CLICKS)"
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"Time to blow all those vermin to kingdom come."
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"Aah! Poison gas!"
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"Don't go to Prince!"
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"Come taste infinity."
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"But he's so talented and he's got so many drugs."
Family Guy(1999)
"I'm coming, Alan Thicke."
Family Guy(1999)
"I hope Vernon and the gang survived."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"(BARKING)"
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"- Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy. - (GROWLING)"
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"I-It's just Stewie in a kitty costume."
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"He got his face painted at a birthday party."
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"It was the only thing this little guy could do."
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"He was too light for the caterpillar slide,"
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"too short for the piñata,"
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"and too scared to touch the animals in the petting zoo."
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"- Half of them had erections. - Half of them had erections."
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"The pony was magnificent."
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"The pony was magnificent."
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"- Oh, what do we have here? - Hey, back off!"
Family Guy(1999)
"That's my goodie bag."
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"Ugh. An eraser."
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"Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag."
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"Oh, a parachute guy."
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"Uhp, he's already tangled."
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"It was awash in cake and pony boners."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Ow! What the hell?!"
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"Oh, it's a dog whistle."
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"- (EXHALES) - (SHOUTS)"
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"I've always wondered what that sounds like to you."
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"(INHALES)"
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"GILBERT GOTTFRIED: Dog whistle! Dog whistle!"
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"Where are you, dog?!"
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"- Give me that! - Hey."
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"Oh, what, you want it? Here, take it."
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"Give it back."
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"- Give me it. - No. It's mine now."
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"In fact, I'm gonna put it where you can never reach it."
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"No!"
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"- Good luck, shrimp. - (GRUNTING)"
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"I can't believe the nerve of that dog."
Family Guy(1999)
"Teaching me a lesson about size?"
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"Tiny Tom Cruise?"
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"Hey, what's with your gay character names lately?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher?"
Family Guy(1999)
"I mean, who are you playing next?"
Family Guy(1999)
"next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann."
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"- Anything else? - Actually, yes."
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"After that, I'll be taking the role of Major Dixon Butts,"
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"then Senator Rod Clutcher."
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"(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)"
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"I'm too small, am I, Brian?"
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"Well, we'll just see who's the bigger man."
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""If you're free, I'd love to hear about"
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"any new writing projects you're working...""
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"- (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Oh, at least wait for me to send it."
Family Guy(1999)
"Hey, Stewie, I got your text. What am I working on?"
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"(CHUCKLES): What am I not working on?"
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"Well, first off, I got this screenplay for Tom Cruise,"
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"about the queen's private secretary, Sir Gaylord Hummer."
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"Well, actually, he might do that."
Family Guy(1999)
"But, Brian, I'm more interested in short stories."
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