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Clips from Friends - The One with the Lesbian Wedding (S02E02)

"Oh, thanks. Couldn't..."
Friends
"Is everything okay?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"One of my clients died on the massage table today."
Friends
"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get."
Friends
"She was, you know, 82 years old..."
Friends
"...and her name was Mrs. Adelman."
Friends
"Oh, honey."
Friends
"It's just so strange. You know..."
Friends
"...I'll have some breakfast, take a walk, then have my massage."
Friends
"Little did she know God thought, "Okay, but that's it.""
Friends
"...I was cleansing her aura when it happened."
Friends
"And when her spirit left her body..."
Friends
"...I don't think it went very far."
Friends
"I think it went into me."
Friends
"Well, lambs are scarier."
Friends
"Okay, who ordered what?"
Friends
"I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim."
Friends
"And this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?"
Friends
"You're so uptight about your mom coming."
Friends
"I know. I just don't want her to think that because..."
Friends
"Talk about crap, just listen to Stella Neidman..."
Friends
"...tell her story about Rod Steiger for the hundredth time."
Friends
"I'm sorry. At least you guys haven't need to hear staff she said in my head."
Friends
"Pheebs? How long do you think this lady will be with us?"
Friends
"I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business."
Friends
"There she is!"
Friends
"- Mom! - Hey, sweetie!"
Friends
"Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell?"
Friends
"Pretty much. Here, meet my friends."
Friends
"This is Joey."
Friends
"This is Phoebe."
Friends
"You remember Ross?"
Friends
"Oh, hello, Ross."
Friends
"What do you think of my daughter, in the apron..."
Friends
"...with the big job!"
Friends
"If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink."
Friends
"Believe me, sometimes that happens."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"What! No one else can pour coffee?"
Friends
"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello."
Friends
"Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument."
Friends
"You have some life here, sweetie!"
Friends
"Mom, I realize you and dad were upset when I didn't marry Barry..."
Friends
"...and get the house in the suburbs with all the security."
Friends
"This is just so much better for me."
Friends
"For me."
Friends
"Well, not just for you."
Friends
"What do you mean?"
Friends
"I'm considering leaving your father."
Friends
"All right, tell me if this is too cute."
Friends
"Lesbian wedding... chicken breasts."
Friends
"Oh, God. I think I'm gonna be sick."
Friends
"What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them."
Friends
"What can I do? You order me to make those martial art trick you used to like."
Friends
"I can call it Carl Meilong to find out how?"
Friends
"So did I."
Friends
"You know how sometimes you're driving on the highway, and you get home..."
Friends
"...and you can't actually remember having driven there."
Friends
"That's kind of my life being like."
Friends
"Coundn't you listen to the radio more?"
Friends
"I wish it is that easy. But then I see you here and I keep thinking why can't I have this?"
Friends
"Believe me, Chandler is no reason to leave daddy!"
Friends
"I got this lausy job, I barely know how to make it ramdon. Forget about to buying stuff."
Friends
"Honey! You don't understand. I'm be doing what you are doning, but with money."
Friends
"It's very different."
Friends
"No, they didn't even talk to each other."
Friends
"You know, in my day, divorce was not an option."
Friends
"When I was little, everybody's parents got divorced."
Friends
"I figured as an grown up, I wouldn't have to worry about it."
Friends
"Can't you look at this as flattering?"
Friends
"She just wants to be like you."
Friends
"Well, couldn't she have just copied my haircut?"
Friends
"...and she told me that kids blame themselves."
Friends
"But in your case, it's actually kind of true."
Friends
"Oh, that's him."
Friends
"Damn! My mail-order grandfather hasn't come yet."
Friends
"- Nice to see you. - Thanks for meeting me."
Friends
"That's okay. Although you did cut into my busy day of sitting."
Friends
"Do you wanna sit?"
Friends
"What can I do for you, my dear?"
Friends
"Okay, I don't know how to say this, but..."
Friends
"I think when your wife's spirit left her body..."
Friends
"...it kind of stuck around..."
Friends
"...in me."
Friends
"Yeah. You don't have to believe me, but..."
Friends
"I don't know what to say."
Friends
"All I can think of is that..."
Friends
"- Everything? - Everything."
Friends
"That's a lot of stuff."
Friends
"I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head."
Friends
"Worth a shot, huh?"
Friends
"Look at this!"
Friends
"These are all Halloween, three years ago."
Friends
"My little martini. I love your olive head."
Friends
"Oh, no. That was his costume."
Friends
"See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist."
Friends
"He thought that was really funny."
Friends
"Remember when I said that I don't need your help?"
Friends
"Actually, I think you said..."
Friends
"Really? Weird. Anyway..."
Friends
"I planned really well. I planned and planned."
Friends
"I just didn't plan enough time to do it."
Friends
"- You want some help? - If you want."
Friends
"The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center..."
Friends
"...the Statue of Liberty."
Friends
"She's still with you?"
Friends
"Be right back. She has to go to the bathroom again."
Friends
"Such a pretty face!"
Friends
"Oh, this is so much fun! Just the girls!"
Friends
"God!"
Friends
"Did I have to ask do we have pot."
Friends
"Look, no one's smoking pot around all this food."
Friends
"Well, that's fine."
Friends
"What's new in sex?"
Friends
"What's new in sex?"
Friends
"The only man I've been with is your father."
Friends
"I'm dicing. I'm dicing. I don't hear anything."
Friends
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