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Clips from Friends - The One After the Superbowl: Part 1 (S02E02)

"What?"
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"Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video."
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"I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!"
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"I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!"
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"Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death..."
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"...and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme."
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"By the way, Drew has some ground rules and..."
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"Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it."
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"What'll you do?"
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"You don't have the guts."
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"I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves."
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"Joey?"
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"Ma?"
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"I'm wearing panties."
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"Talk about your bad luck!"
Friends
"Joey, some people don't like that."
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"- What happened? - A virus victim called in sick..."
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"Marcel just finished his last scene, if you wanna go say goodbye."
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"And all I could taste was Love the way we made it"
Friends
"You keep people drinking that beer."
Friends
"...with Monkeyshine Beer!"
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"Monkey, monkey"
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"Because it's a jungle out there!"
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"That commercial always makes me so sad."
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"But then the guy opens his beer and girls run at him..."
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"I meant because the monkey reminds me of Marcel."
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"Because they both have those big brown eyes and the little pouty chin."
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"Remember when he'd borrow your hat..."
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"...and when you got it back, there'd be monkey raisins in it?"
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"Suddenly, I had this big "attitude problem.""
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"Hey, check it out! Guess what I got?"
Friends
"I love you and would do anything to have you.""
Friends
"My gosh! "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford.""
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""P.S. Enclosed, please find 14 of my eyelashes.""
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"In Crazy World, that means you're married."
Friends
"It's not addressed to Days Of Our Lives. This came to your apartment."
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"She was in our building."
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"Oh, my God."
Friends
"I got my very own stalker!"
Friends
"Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing. This is a bad thing."
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"Where are you off to?"
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"There's a paleontology conference in L.A."
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"So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel."
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"He will be surprised. Till he realizes he's a monkey..."
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"...and isn't capable of that emotion."
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"Phoebe? That really cute guy is here again."
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"Okay, so everyone..."
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"...pretend I'm telling you a story and it's really funny."
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"So everyone just laugh. Now!"
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"I know, I know!"
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"I'm Rob Donan."
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"Hi, Rob Donan."
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"I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really great."
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"Anyway, I schedule performers for children's libraries."
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"I would love to have kids..."
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"What do we do for dinner?"
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"We could cook for ourselves."
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"It's Erika."
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"My God. The stalker!"
Friends
"Never mind. It's open."
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"Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea."
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"The one time they're not home!"
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"We'll leave. When we pass her..."
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"That's how radio stars escape stalkers!"
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"It's me."
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"This is it. This is how we're gonna die."
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"Wait, wait, wait!"
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"I can't find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin..."
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"...answers to the name Marcel?"
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"Oh, my God. What happened?"
Friends
"...and then he got a little better."
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"But then he died."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying:"
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""Sometimes monkeys die.""
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"...but it certainly is fitting today."
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"- Someone should've called me. - I'm sorry."
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"Look, I know this can't bring him back..."
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"...but here, it's just a gesture."
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"Zoo dollars?"
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"Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats."
Friends
"You remember Kathy Bates in Misery?"
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"Well, she looks the exact opposite of that."
Friends
"And she's not crazy?"
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"Oh, no, no. She's a total whack-job."
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"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"He cannot pursue this."
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"...in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person."
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"Does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love?"
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"Why are you looking at me? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac!"
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"Maybe if I just picture them all in their underwear..."
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"That's not a good idea. That's the reason the last guy got fired."
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"I'm used to playing for grownups."
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"...listen."
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"It's just a huge responsibility."
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"What?"
Friends
"Are you gonna kiss me?"
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"I was thinking about it."
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"Alrighty! Let's play some tunes!"
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"Chandle, we gonna find our seats."
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"Hold on a second."
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"He thinks he can."
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"He thinks he can."
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"He can."
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"- Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe. - Hi, Phoebe!"
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"She bought you a train And a bright shiny bike"
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"But lately she hasn't Been coming to dinner"
Friends
"But the truth is she died And someday you will too"
Friends
"I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal."
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"- Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? - Yeah, it is."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"That was a tricky one."
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"In reality..."
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"...that operation takes 10 hours. But they only showed it for 2 minutes."
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"No one."
Friends
"Drake, you are so talented. Let me see those hands."
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"Oh, these hands, these beautiful hands."
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"I could just eat them."
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"But I won't."
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"...these miracle, magical, life-giving hands."
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