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Clips from South Park - ManBearPig (S10E10)

"Treasure."
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"- You need help? - I'm fine."
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"This way's a dead end."
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"Coming back to you now."
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"It looks like we're completely sealed in."
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"There's a small passageway about 200 yards over there."
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"But it goes for a long, long way and it's pretty steep."
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"- Maybe we should go for it. - You guys go on ahead."
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"I'm gonna stay here. Wait it out."
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"First rule of survival is stay put and wait to be rescued."
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"If we start wandering off, we're gonna get lost or killed."
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"Let's just wait here and hope help comes soon."
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"That's cool. I just..."
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"I just wouldn't go over there if I were you guys."
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"I just took a huge dump."
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"Dude."
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"The cave-in was massive and has cut off all access in or out."
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"The children are believed to be trapped somewhere in this area."
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"Does anybody know who these kids are?"
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"No, nobody seems to know them, only that they were in the tour group."
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"Digging to them is going to take days."
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"This cave-in was no accident"
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"and it isn't going to stop unless we move fast."
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"What do you mean? The cave-in is over."
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"What's that?"
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"What is that, a Pig Bear Man?"
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"No, stupid, it's ManBearPig."
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"I'm so hungry."
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"Do you think people even know we're here?"
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"They saw us on the tour."
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"Dude, where do you keep going, Cartman?"
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"I just need to keep taking a crap."
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"I've got diarrhoea. Really bad."
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"Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here"
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"Let's just try to sleep. Maybe help will come tomorrow."
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"So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it."
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"Even though I found it, you'd love to think it's somehow yours, too."
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"God, I hate you guys."
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"You're never going to get my treasure."
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"Not much."
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"Dude, get away from me."
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"Why won't anybody listen to me?"
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"ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill him"
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"while we all have the chance. I'm cereal!"
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"Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?"
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"I told you. We need to fill the cave with hot, molten lead"
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"'cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out!"
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"And I'm saying it and I'm totally cereal, but everyone just keeps digging!"
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"Well, see, the problem is that if we fill the caves"
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"with hot, molten lead, it will kill those boys, too."
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"They got attacked by ManBearPig and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive."
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"Do you want me to get the ex-Vice President out of here?"
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"No, I feel kind of bad for him. I don't think he has any friends."
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"All right, gotta be strong. There's still a lot more treasure to go."
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"It's been three days since four unidentified children"
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"were trapped in a cave-in."
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"The digging continues, but progress is fatally slow."
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"Our best estimate still puts us"
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"three days away from reaching the area of the cave"
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"Based on where the boys were seen last,"
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"they're somewhere near this area."
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"Hopefully they've followed the first rule of survival and stayed put."
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"Stan. Stan, wake up."
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"What? Have they come for us?"
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"No. It's Cartman. Something's really wrong with him."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Cartman? Dude, can you hear me? - I'm fine. Just a little..."
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"No big deal."
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"We can't wait here any longer."
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"Dude, we gotta get him out of here or he's gonna die."
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"See if we can find a way out and then come back for him."
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"No, don't. Don't leave me here, you assholes."
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"Don't leave me here to die."
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"Come on, pull."
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"God damn it, he's so heavy."
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"Hurry, you guys. You got to get me out of here..."
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"This is the end of you, ManBearPig."
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"I can't keep carrying him, dude. I've got no strength."
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"Yes, you do."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Get me out of here. Get me out of here, you guys!"
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"Run!"
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"That's it, pull everyone out. There's nothing more we can do."
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"- You're calling off the rescue? - We didn't plan on a freak river flood."
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"God must really want those kids dead."
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"Well, what if the children aren't dead?"
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"Look, the cavern is completely flooded. Nothing could have survived."
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"There's nothing left alive down there."
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"I've saved the Earth from certain destruction."
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"Everyone is super stoked on me."
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"- I can't kick. - Yes, you can."
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"I can't kick. You just have to save me."
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"- I need your help. - No, you just have to save me."
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"We are gathered here to say goodbye to four kids whom we all tried to help"
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"but, in the end, could not."
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"But where there is loss, there is hope, for ManBearPig is no more."
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"Oh, Jesus, here we go again."
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"I have beaten ManBearPig,"
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"and we will never forget the names of the brave, young kids"
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"who lost their lives."
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"Kid One. Kid Two. Kid Three."
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"I remember how Kid One used to laugh and play."
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"And how Kid Two was always there when I needed him."
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"- It's the kids. - They're alive!"
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"Kids. I saved you."
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"I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you"
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"But now I see why you don't have any friends!"
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"No, no. I'm fine."
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"I just need to get home and rest."
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"Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor."
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"I just need to get to a toilet."
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"See you, guys, I..."
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"I got it out of the cave. It belongs to me."
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"Keep your greedy hands away."
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"Hey. That looks like the fake treasure from our Smugglers Den photo room."
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"Fake treasure?"
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"All in all I'd say that treasure is worth about $14."
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"No."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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