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Clips from Friends - The One Where Paul's the Man (S06E06)

"-Have you seen Chandler? -No, why?"
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"The museum called and said that there was a cancellation..."
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"I know. How bad is this?"
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"Well, with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God!"
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"-What are you gonna do? -I'm never going to listen to you again."
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"Did she put my picture up?"
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"You kidding, after the date we had?"
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"Here it is!"
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"-I didn't do that. Who would do that? -Son of a bitch!"
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"Okay. Maybe ask this guy."
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"-He went out with my wife! -Joey!"
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"I went out with her."
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"That's my wife!"
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"-Well, we should go. -Yeah."
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"Ross?"
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"Okay. I'm gonna go out this window."
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"-Okay. -Wait! No, don't go in there!"
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"Ross!"
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"Oh, my God, Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here?"
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"Ross, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk."
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"-Daddy, I.. -You're next!"
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"Okay. I didn't know he was here."
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"I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired."
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"-Please, Paul. Just let me explain. -No! Let me explain! Fired!"
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"Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired."
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"But I want you to know..."
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"that you and I are not all that different. I mean..."
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"What?"
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"-Let me show you the guest room. -Okay."
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"I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out."
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"Why would I? A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married."
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"Honey, we were at this beautiful place..."
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"Please don't think I was trying to pressure you."
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"-Phoebe and Rachel thought.. -Phoebe and Rachel?"
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"So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you..."
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"Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm not ready."
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"I know."
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"Okay."
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"He thought there was some sort of connection."
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"Did she buy it?"
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"Totally."
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"-So did Hildy show you the place? -Yeah. It's beautiful."
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"-Hey, Gunther. -Take these cappuccinos to table 11."
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"And that guy wants some biscotti."
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"No. I quit a long time ago."
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"-Cool. I was gonna fire you anyway. -Great!"
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"Okay. Maybe when they put your picture back up..."
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"Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?"
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"What? No, why?"
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"Me too!"
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"But people say that my eyes look..."
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"Do you wanna make out?"
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"-Yeah? -You brought protection, right?"
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"Yeah, we are."
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"Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum."
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"Hurry up. Get out."
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"Why are you yelling?"
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"Well, next time, ask!"
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"This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!"
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"You are the man."
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"-Phoebe? -Yeah?"
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"-Rachel said that. -Well, Rachel's not here!"
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"I wouldn't be surprised if she put 10 of my pictures up there."
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"I did not go out with your wife! Okay?"
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""Zelda McMurray.""
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"and I just put our names down for fun."
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"who are available, by the way."
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"Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't."
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"All right."
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"Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Well, okay."
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"You and your ice."
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"All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils."
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"Don't even get me started on yours."
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"Thank you."
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"No."
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"Ice."
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"You know, there are two people who could get your picture up there."
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"so I don't think there's anything you can do about it."
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"I love museums."
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"Okay. That's so generous."
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"Okay, that may be true."
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"The One Where Paul's The Man"
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"It's mostly just photographs..."
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"Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?"
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"-So I'm back. -Who are you?"
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"That Diet Coke, I think, just straight to my head!"
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"I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back."
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"Here you go, honey."
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"Do you still work here?"
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"-I'll give up my ticket. -Me too."
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"So, now, do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes?"
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"Sure."
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"Big deal."
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"Yeah."
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"That's your dad's bedroom."
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"Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum."
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"No!"
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"Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks."
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"Okay."
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"So, Lizzie, are you planning on staying the night?"
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"I know! And he totally freaked out. I can't find him anywhere!"
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"Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don't know where she'd get the other nine."
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"-You! Get out of my shop! -What did he do?"
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"Elizabeth!"
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"You're the other one, right?"
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