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Clips from Family Guy - Long John Peter (S06E06)

"After we've had our fill of bread and wine..."
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"...we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine."
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"God, this is a more disturbing sight than Tom Hanks and E.T. In Philadelphia."
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"Ouch."
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"- You didn't touch me. - I don't wanna get AIDS."
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"Aah! Kristallnacht!"
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"Aha! 'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder."
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"Aha. For no reason, I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store."
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"Aha. Terrible pharmacy toys."
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"We'll see to it that no child ever receives these..."
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"That car is coming up awfully fast."
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"But at least it's flying the British flag."
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"Oh, no, privateers."
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"Load the cannon."
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"Shoot it again!"
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"What? I didn't understand that."
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"Well done, you barnacle-munching scallywiggers."
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"Sir, we've got a man down."
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"Oh, God. This is my fault. I did this."
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"I've screwed up worse than Disney did..."
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"...when they cast Michael J. Fox in that Zorro remake."
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"I don't know, but he left his insignia."
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"Mr. Griffin, your parrot is dead."
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"No!"
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"Did he at least die with dignity?"
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"Well, he convulsed a lot and fell off the operating table."
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"A nurse accidentally stepped on him, and kicked him into a puddle of urine."
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"Which must have frightened him. His bowels released all over himself."
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"I tried to pick him up, but I got angry because some of it got on my thumb."
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"So I threw him against the wall, that's where he died."
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"That's the way I wanna go."
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"- I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot. - Well, that's okay."
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"He'll get over it quickly and move on to another wacky thing."
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"Lois, whose pipe organ is this?"
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"- My name's Anna. - I'm Chris."
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"Sometimes I have to poop for a long time."
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"Now you say something."
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"You're funny, but I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?"
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"- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. - Wow, we're having a conversation."
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"Listen, I have to get back to work, but, um, would you maybe..."
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"...wanna go out some time? - Yes!"
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"- Great. Here's my number. - Awesome."
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"Oh, no. I broke the pipe organ."
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"...how do you like working at the vet?"
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"Oh, it is so rewarding."
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"Did you make it with one of the dogs?"
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"- What? - I mean, did you enjoy your appetizer?"
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"- Chris, just relax. - Um, okay."
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"So, what kind of stuff do you like to do and junk?"
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"Well, I really enjoy some of the music..."
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"...black people have been coming up with lately."
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"You know, Anna, when I first saw you..."
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"...I thought you were the most beautiful girl..."
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"Or that you'll see my scrotum and see that seam on it..."
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"...then you'll think I'm made up of two guys sewn together..."
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"Chris, I like you."
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"- You don't have to try so hard. - I'm sorry."
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"When I'm around a pretty girl I get worked up..."
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"...like a kid watching a toy commercial."
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"Shiny. Gooey. Stretchy. Fun."
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"Sticky. Yummy. Bouncy. Fun."
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"Hasbro's Best Thing Ever."
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"- Fly it. - Yeah!"
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"- Toss it. - Awesome."
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"- Swim it. - Aw."
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"Hasbro's Best Thing Ever."
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"Kids! Kids! Aah! It's so awesome!"
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"I want it."
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"Hey, fellas. Um..."
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"I have a question."
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"...and if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions..."
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"...about the birds and the bees."
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"- Ah, my boy wants to know about sex. - Came to the right place."
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"Well, uh, sorry, Mr. Swanson, I wasn't really talking to you."
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"Chris, I know a lot about sex."
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"...but I was hoping to get advice..."
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"- I'm a father! - You're a two-wheeled monster!"
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"That's gonna be my ringtone. Quagmire, call me."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"But I can't wait to see you tomorrow night."
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"Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up."
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"Oh, that's okay. I'll get it. Have fun at work."
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"Okay. Bye, Chris."
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"You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman..."
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"...that she, also a woman..."
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"...spilled on you, a man. - So?"
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"You're treating her like a human."
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"If you wanna get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat them nice-like."
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"- Really? - Trust me, Chris."
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"Next time you see this girl, treat her like crap."
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"And you'll be cooler than a mid-'80s novelty answering-machine message."
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"I'm glad you called, but I'm not home"
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"But I'll be back before too long"
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"Gotta wait for the beep Gotta leave your name"
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"Gotta leave your number Wait for the beep"
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"It's me again, I just had to hear it one more time."
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"Chris, is everything okay?"
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"Yeah, everything's fine."
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"- What? That's not funny, Chris. - Here's your ticket."
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"...or knit it into something that's useful to me."
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"Um..."
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"Are you ready to make out now?"
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"You're not the person I thought you were."
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"I never wanna see you again. I can't believe I thought you were special."
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"Oh, no. What did I do?"
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"- We had sex. - We had sex!"
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"We had what Joe calls sex."
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"Chris, honey, what's wrong?"
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"Oh, she dumped you. That's what you meant to say."
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"- What's the difference? - Well, what you said first was what..."
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"Well, I mean, when two grownups love each other very much..."
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"...sometimes they show it by... Never mind."
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"I don't know. I did everything Dad said."
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"I should've known Peter had something to do with this."
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"You're not the first person whose life he's screwed up."
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"Oh, my God. No!"
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"Why? Why? My beautiful Nicole."
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"My man Ronald. Who did this?"
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"Oh, man, they were so good together."
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"We were just establishing our friendship."
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