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Clips from South Park - Timmy 2000 (S04E04)

"and screams like a little eight-year-old."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Your son may experience a small lack of energy, but that's all."
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"- All right. - Oh, and he might start seeing"
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"little pink Christina Aguilera monsters, but that's to be expected."
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"Oh, my."
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"You'll be laughing at fields of light"
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"Laughing at fields of light"
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"All right, that was Sisters of Mercy Hold No Pain Against The Dark Lord"
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"We got the best response."
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"We'll be opening for Phil Collins for sure!"
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"And now it's time for our final band."
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"Thank God!"
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"Give it up for Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Timmy! Living a lie!"
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"Timmy!"
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"You guys are terrible! How can you laugh at that poor kid?"
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"Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!"
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"Timmy! Timmy!"
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"Come on, let's get out of here!"
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"And the Lords of the Underworld!"
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"Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!"
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"Darkness fills my heart with pain!"
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"Timmy! Timmy!"
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"- That was awesome! - Yeah, Timmy rules!"
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"Boys! You shouldn't laugh at him!"
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"- He's handicapped! - But he's funny."
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"How would you like to be handicapped?"
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"Do you think that would be funny?"
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"You're making him feel bad!"
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"He looks pretty happy to me."
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"Oh, you people make me sick!"
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"This year's Battle of the Bands winner,"
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"and the band that gets to open for Phil Collins at Lalapalalapaza is..."
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"Timmy!"
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"We did it, dude!"
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"Yes! I'm a rocker!"
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"Already playing at several large venues this month,"
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"where they will open for Phil Collins."
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"But Phil Collins is not happy."
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"Well, I think it's a horrible tragedy, isn't it?"
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"I mean, people aren't gonna see Timmy for his musical skills."
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"They're laughing at him."
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"And I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities."
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"This is gonna stop if I have to stop it myself!"
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"Yeah, what a dick."
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"Timmy's five times more talented than he is."
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"No, dude, you gotta try it. It makes you feel good."
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"Hello, Chef."
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"How's it going?"
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"Everything's fine? Why?"
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"- Because we're on Ritalin. - What?"
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"We all have Attention Deficit Disorder, so we all started taking Ritalin."
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"It really takes the edge off, man."
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"That's correct, Chef."
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"In my day, if we didn't pay attention, we got a belt to the bottom."
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"Now they try to cure everything with drugs!"
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"so we can go see Timmy play downtown at Mile High Stadium."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, boy."
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"Oh, it makes me sick!"
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"Those damn psychologists prescribe all kind of medicines to you children"
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"without even caring about the side effects!"
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"- Did you guys see that? - See what?"
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"The cool brainwashing 12-year-old and younger station"
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"And now, MTV News, the news that is single-handedly"
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"dumbing down our country, which is cool."
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"Why am I still doing this?"
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"I've got to be the oldest person on this network"
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"by at least 40 years."
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"No, wait. He did just say it, but just to be cool."
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"You think Kurt Loder is cool."
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"Well, it's only two weeks until Lalapalalapaza,"
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"and the headlining band has changed."
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"Now headlining the event is Timmy,"
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"the new hit sensation out of Colorado."
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"This news came as a shock to the performer"
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"that was going to headline Lalapalalapaza, Phil Collins."
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"Well, I think the sad question is, where are the parents in all this?"
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"I mean, that kid's parents are letting him be exploited,"
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"and they don't even seem to care."
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"And so, Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park"
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"Well, I mean, why are you letting them do this to your son?"
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"Don't you see that everyone's just laughing at him?"
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"Phil Collins warns that a novelty band"
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"and vows to do everything in his power to stop it."
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"and then married a 27-year-old."
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"I'm Kurt Loder, and that's the news."
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"Okay, children, let's settle down!"
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"Today we're gonna learn about human reproduction."
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"What do you think about that?"
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"Vaginas and penises!"
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"Butt sex!"
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"What kind of smart-ass thing would I say, Mr. Garrison?"
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"This is driving me crazy!"
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"There you go."
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"Thank you, Baltimore! Good night!"
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"All right, let's rock this house!"
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"Hello, Miami!"
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"Timmy!"
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"- Yeah. - Nice to meet you, I'm Phil Collins."
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"Oh, yeah, you're opening for us at Lalapalalapaza."
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"I just wanted to tell you that, well,"
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"I think you're a great guitar player and songwriter."
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"Oh, thanks a lot. I appreciate that. Gotta run."
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"It's too bad those other guys are holding you back."
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"Huh?"
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"Well, I mean, it's obvious all the talent"
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"and artistic vision in the band comes from you."
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"I mean, even the name of the band is Timmy."
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"The name of the band is Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld."
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"Look, I used to be in a band too, Genesis."
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"But all those bastards did was hold me back"
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"and hold me back, but then, finally,"
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"I went solo, and that's when I started writing really great songs."
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"But, look, if you're happy being on the sidelines,"
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"you know, being more of a cheerleader than a player,"
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"Timmy!"
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"Another great show, man!"
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"There must have been 100,000 people out there!"
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