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Clips from The Simpsons - Boy Meets Curl (S21E21)

"We're out of here."
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"This isn't fair; I want romance."
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"How about bromance?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Why not? Sorry, no skating tonight."
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"Losers."
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"Actually, it's called "curling.""
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"Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or "house,""
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"As teammates control the direction and speed of the stone"
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"By sweeping in front of it with a special broom."
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"Let us curl, milady."
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"Drop their jaws in wonder and envy!"
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"And afterwards there'll be beer and cocoa,"
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"With marshmallows floating in the foam."
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"We shall proclaim that"
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"We... Were... Curling!"
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"This is what you're like when you don't drink!"
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"I once swept red wine off a white carpet."
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"I like your style, blue."
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"Want to join our team?"
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"If homer can join with me."
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"Fine. You two are off the team."
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"I see."
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"We're not allowed to know about?"
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"Yeah, like the time you said"
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"Dad was taking a weekend leadership seminar,"
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"The realest thing I've ever done."
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"Hmm."
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"This is bogus, man."
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"You know the rules: Two letters and a conference"
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"Bart, my cargo pants indicate"
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"What's up, seymour?"
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"The olympic committee has announced that mixed curling"
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"Will be a demonstration event at the winter olympics."
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"There's a winter olympics?"
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"Homer, while you were imagining what the winter olympics were,"
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"Seymour said we were all going to the olympic trials!"
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"Terrible, seymour!"
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"You're a disgrace to frozen water!"
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"How can you be so hard on him?"
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"He went back to his war, and I went back to my dream:"
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"A bump named seymour!"
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"Then this pre-natal nitwit"
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"The point is, don't let your feelings"
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"Get in the way of winning."
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"Well, they don't!"
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"Sweep, sweep."
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"Hmm?"
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"I think this fell off your hat."
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"Oh, thanks! That's chilbert."
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"He does look lonely all by himself."
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"oh!"
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"Buy us!"
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"looks like we hooked another one."
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": Please let me go back to the cruise ship."
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"I was chief purser."
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"All dad needs to do is put his stone"
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"Inside that circle and they win."
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"Oh, my god, dad threw too hard!"
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"That stone is coming in like a rocket."
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"Someone needs to convert that kinetic energy back into potential."
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"How can I ever thank you?"
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"I couldn't hear the last thing you said!"
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"Bob costas at the 2010 vancouver games."
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"For the beijing games, china picked famed director"
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"Ivan reitman, the man who brought us ghostbusters."
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"Announcer : Who you gonna call?"
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"Who you gonna call?"
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"Who you gonna call?"
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"Zimbabwe."
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"And now, not competing but observing:"
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"The beaver!"
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"With my new canadian friend, milhoose."
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"Hey, bort, your sister's hotter than a calgary brushfire."
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"Mind if I ask her oot?"
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"To fill in a few small gaps in my collection."
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"She's as loony as a one-dollar coin."
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"Hey, hoser, want some canadian club?"
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"Do I?!"
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"Oh! Hoo-hoo!"
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"Â♪ oh, a pork bao Â♪"
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"Â♪ homer simpson wins a gold, sliding rocks on ice, bao bao! Â♪"
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"Marge, we need to talk about your husband."
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"Oh, my favorite subject."
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"I'll go first. Isn't he cute?"
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"A little."
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"But as an olympic curler, he's dragging us down"
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"But homer tries his best."
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"We know. That's why we're positive"
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"I had one olympics ruined by a bald, drooling idiot,"
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"But it's not gonna happen again."
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"I was not bald."
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"Whatever."
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"We want homer off the team."
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"Well, who made you the coach?"
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"The hat makes me the coach."
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"Oh, my god, I'm holding back the team."
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"But our marriage is based on curling."
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"Oh, what am I gonna do?"
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"Hmm."
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"Mm."
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"It's the mascot from the 1924 games in chamonix."
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"That's right."
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"It's ennui, himself."
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"Um... Can I have it on account?"
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"On account of I want it?"
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"No, it's just not funny the first time."
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"But if you want to trade, I could take--"
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"Uh, oh, I don't kno w- those pearls you're wearing."
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"My pearls?"
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"These were a gift from my mom"
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"When I could first read at a twelfth grade level."
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"You want to yak, or you want to trade?"
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"You got to pay for that."
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"You're not normally this interesting."
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"With the good people of vancouver."
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"A dime?!"
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"What do you think I a m- a payphone from 1980?!"
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"I'm fine."
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