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Clips from Family Guy - Jerome Is the New Black (S08E08)

"But I planned a big night and we're gonna have a great time."
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"Brian, cheryl was the one that got away."
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"She was the great love of my life."
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"I thought this was my chance"
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"Ever since she left, I've been chasing girls"
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"And now I'm forever lost."
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"Well, I bet a thick, juicy steak"
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"Could help fill that hole, huh?"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Listen, glenn, I-I want us to be friends."
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"All right, the northwest passage.E."
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"Hey, can I see that?"
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"Damn it! You ass!"
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"Easy, clark. I hate that guy!"
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"It's been a long trip."
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"Look, you're angry, you're dehydrated."
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"Just have some water from the canteen"
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"And you'll feel better. Okay."
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"I just totally drowned this ant hill."
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"Aw, you look beautiful."
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"Oh, my god, peter!"
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"What the hell?! Peter, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, surely, jerome, you don't want to stay in the same house"
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"As a ghost who carries a torch around."
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"Ooh, fire ghost!"
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"Ooh! Ya scared yet?"
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"Didn't know this place was haunted, did ya?"
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"Peter, take that thing off!"
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"Hey, what the hell's going on?"
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"I know you want my wife, but you can't have her!"
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"You are no longer welcome in my house!"
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"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, peter? (laughs)"
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"But you can't have sex with lois!"
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"Now, I want you out of here right now!"
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"I can't believe this."
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"I thought I found a true friend in you."
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"I'd never do anything to hurt you or your family."
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"Man, you're breaking my heart."
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"Jerome, wait."
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"He doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"I'm sorry, lois."
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"I think it would be better if I left."
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"Peter, I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble."
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"I won't be bothering you again."
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"Wow, what just happened was kind of sad."
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"So... Whose leg do you have to hump"
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"To get a dry martini around here?"
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"(chuckles) hmm."
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"Wha-what are they serving us? Tyrannosaurus rex?"
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"Not likely."
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"Hey, what if I just drank this whole bottle of ketchup?"
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"Can you imagine? You dare me?"
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"Kind of ruins it for the next person"
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"So, how's the flying business?"
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"Not so great. The economy's sort of taken its toll,"
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"Lot of salary cuts, lot of layoffs. Yeah?"
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"That's pretty much it."
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"I mean, you want to learn more, read the papers,"
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"Go on the internet, I-I don't know."
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"Boy, that's got to be an interesting job."
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"I'll bet you got-- how do those things work?"
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"How does a plane work? Yeah."
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"You want me to sit here and explain to you how a plane works?"
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"I don't know. Yeah."
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"You want to maybe just go?"
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"Quagmire, come on, I'm really trying hard here."
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"Who asked you to try hard?"
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"Nobody, but all-- I'm trying to establish"
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"A friendship with you."
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"And you still don't like me. How can you not like me?"
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"You are the worst person I know."
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"You constantly hit on your best friend's wife."
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"The man pays for your food and rescued you"
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"From certain death, and this is how you repay him?"
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"And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard."
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"You always say, "oh, I'll get you later.""
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"But later never comes."
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"And what really bothers me, is you pretend"
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"You're this deep guy who loves women for their souls"
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"When all you do is date bimbos."
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"Yeah, I date women for their bodies,"
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"And then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation"
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"Of how holden caulfield is some profound, intellectual."
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"He wasn't. He was a spoiled brat."
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"God, you're pretentious!"
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"And you delude yourself by thinking you're some"
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"Great writer, even though you're terrible."
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"You know, I should have known cheryl tiegs"
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"Didn't write me that note."
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"She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite.""
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"Is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should"
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""legalize pot, man,""
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"How big business is crushing the underclass,"
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"How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in america."
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"Well, what have you done to help?"
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"Never seen you down there."
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"And, by the way, driving a prius doesn't make you jesus christ."
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"Or any religion for that matter,"
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"Because "religion is for idiots.""
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"You failed college twice."
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"Which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father."
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"How's that son of yours you never see?"
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"All of it, if you weren't such a bore."
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"(exhales)"
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"Well, see ya, brian."
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"Thanks for the (bleep) steak."
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"Boy, it sure is nice"
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"Having our house to ourselves again, huh?"
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"Lois?"
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"Peter, sometimes you just make me sick to my stomach."
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"Look, I know you think jerome was a good guy, but..."
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"No, he was a good guy, peter."
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"And I'm gonna prove it to you."
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"And you're gonna feel like a real jackass."
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"It's a gift. For you."
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"You don't deserve it, but if anything,"
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"It's gonna wake you up a little bit."
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"Jerome got you this as a thank you"
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"For letting him stay here."
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"This is... This is one of nick's garbage sculptures."
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