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Clips from Family Guy - Mom's the Word (S12E12)

"Oh, Peter, I owe you an apology."
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"I'm afraid my new medicine made me act foolishly yesterday."
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"You must forgive me. Oh."
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"Well, I guess I can understand that."
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"You know, I'm addicted to nasal spray."
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"I'm probably gonna be a little down"
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"until I use the spray again."
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"That's okay, Peter. Now come along."
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"I've got quite the day planned for us."
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"* With evil on her mind"
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"* She's just a devil woman"
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"Evelyn, I think it's best"
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"that we don't see each other anymore."
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"No, Evelyn, I trusted you,"
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"and I don't think it's your medicine at all."
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"So I'm afraid this is good-bye."
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"But Peter, I thought we were friends."
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"Yeah, right. You tricked me!"
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"That's wild, Stacey."
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"I'm a 12-year-old girl, too."
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"My name's Jenny."
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"Want to come over to my place and help me move?"
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"Hey, you're not a 12-year-old girl!"
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"Neither are you, Jenny!"
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"Huh. I guess we aren't so different after all."
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"Yeah. You know, this isn't a whole lot of stuff."
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"We can probably knock this out in an hour."
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"Stewie, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"You said it yourself, when we die,"
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"there's nothing! We just rot in the ground!"
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"Well, if life has no purpose,"
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"why not just cut to the chase?"
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"Look, Stewie, I know you're worried,"
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"but you can't live your life being scared of death."
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"Nobody knows what comes next,"
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"so all we can do is pack the most we can"
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"into each day we've got."
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"a 45-minute shaky-leg poop on the front lawn?"
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"I'm just saying there's something"
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"to be said for living in the moment."
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"So what you're saying is"
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"I've got to find my shaky-leg poop."
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"Exactly."
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"Well, I-I have always wanted"
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"to be a singer-songwriter."
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"Um... yeah. No, yeah, you could do that."
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"You-you paused."
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"Why-why did you pause?"
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"Uh... no reason."
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"You did it again! I swear to God,"
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"I will throw myself right out that window!"
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"Okay, welcome to the Apple Tree Pub."
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"I'm Stewie Griffin, and these..."
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"are my six assistants."
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"You know, I changed my mind."
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"Kill yourself."
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"Hey, Mom, I-I gotta talk to you about something."
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"You know, ever since you turned into a rock"
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"with your name on it,"
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"your friend's been really inappropriate with me."
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"Oh. Hi."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Peter, I want to apologize."
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"I didbehave inappropriately."
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"It's just that since my beloved Walter died,"
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"you're the first man who's paid any attention to me,"
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"Huh."
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"Well, you know, when-when you put it that way,"
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"I guess maybe it's a little bit my fault, too."
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"I missed my mom so much,"
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"and I guess maybe I sort of used you as a replacement."
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"I'm glad we became friends, Evelyn."
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"Evelyn? Evelyn?!"
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"Looks like somebody's mom died or something,"
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"I don't know. You--You'll take care of this, right?"
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"one and a half percent."
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"Pitch in for Ed's retirement cake?"
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"while I was sucking on my own toes."
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"Peter's the only one."
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"God, I hate funerals."
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"What do you mean? Of course you are."
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"Our first stop today is a Jewish synagogue."
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"Why do you think you're asking all these questions?"
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"either way, so they're the worst people"
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"I know you've been having trouble getting around,"
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"Sorry, I stole that from the Italian family next door."
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"You know, Evelyn, I am having such a good time with you."
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"Oh, damn, I wanted to die, not turn into Toaster Man."
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"So it-it was, it was just your medicine, huh?"
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"* She's gonna get you from behind. *"
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"I'm killing myself, Brian."
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"I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior!"
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"Okay, death by cop."
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"* With evil on her mind"
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"* Beware the devil woman"
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"The one day I don't wear my bulletproof vest!"
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"Don't you hate how the heart is right about here?"
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"Carpool info--"
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"* Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Softball sign-up--"
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"* Beware the devil woman"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"*"
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"Whoa...!"
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"* She's just a devil woman"
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"Holiday party?"
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"* All the things that make us"
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"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* Laugh and cry"
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