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Clips from American Dad! - Ricky Spanish (S07E07)

"Oh, man, here it comes."
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"I-It's gonna be- Wait. What's this?"
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"It's a costume, and it's lovely."
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"Albuquerque Zoo Discovery Center T-shirt."
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"- Well, what character is it for? - I can't remember."
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"Well, who cares? I'm taking this show into town."
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"This is the perfect outfit for getting yogurt."
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"I'm gonna get so many tiny M&M's."
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"Get out of there, Snickers fragment! You're not welcome here!"
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"You opened it last time!"
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"Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Stan and Francine Smith?"
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"- Who? - Tungee!"
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"From Nigeria!"
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"I was the child you sponsored..."
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"for just the price of a cup of coffee a day."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Tungee? You're real?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Wait. Does this mean Africa is real?"
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"Tilda Swinton good."
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"You got some nerve showing your face around here, Ricky Spanish!"
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"Bitch slap! Slappity-slap!"
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"Ricky Spanish."
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"Ricky Spanish? Where?"
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"It's Ricky Spanish! Get him!"
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"You don't understand."
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"The costume I found-it's Ricky Spanish!"
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"It's Ricky Spanish!"
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"He's the only one this angry mob should be after."
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"This is wonderful."
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"I am actually eating enough food to produce a poop."
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"So, uh, Tungee..."
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"what made you decide to come find us?"
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"Your letters!"
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""Dear Tungee, we think about you every day."
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"We wish we could give you a roof over your head and T-shirts..."
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"from the teams that actually won the Super Bowl."
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"Yours always, Stan and Francine Smith.""
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"Why would you write that?"
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"I didn't think he'd live past 10."
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"Oh, Tungee, we're glad you're here."
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"But how long you plan on staying?"
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"Yes, yes! I will stay forever!"
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"and be the Prince of Zamunda?"
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"Show your face, Ricky Spanish!"
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"We gotta get out of here!"
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"- The worst persona I've ever done. - Oh, come on."
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"It's true. He's a lying, thieving sociopath."
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"There's hardly a person in this town who he hasn't stolen from, cheated or worse."
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"Really is your worst persona ever."
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"Wait. You're burning up Ricky Spanish?"
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"I have no choice."
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"That's the downside of living in a small town-"
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"everyone is in everybody's business."
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"God, I want to move to New York. But I'm scared, you know?"
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"It's seems like something you do if you have no money or a lot of money..."
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"You can still be Ricky. Just make him a better person. Then people will like him."
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"Ricky can't be redeemed, Steve."
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"You-You really think I can change?"
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"Bitch, what did I just say?"
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"Come on! I'll help you make amends with every person you've wronged."
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"Awesome! This is gonna be great!"
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"And I guarantee you, everyone you wronged will forgive you."
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"Kill... you... Ricky... Spanish."
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"Kill... you..."
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"Ricky... Spanish."
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"Jean... jackets."
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"Timothy's... bangs."
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"Jean... jackets."
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"Carol, I robbed. Edwardo, I stabbed."
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"Tina, I taught how to kiss. Gave her some bad information. Never corrected it."
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"She's out there darting her tongue like this."
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"Well, get ready"cause we're gonna make amends with everyone on that list..."
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"until Ricky Spanish is redeemed."
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"Brian? it's me, Ric-"
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"What did Ricky do to you anyway?"
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"Tijuana! He did Tijuana to me!"
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"Oh, I can take care of you."
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"Then out of the blue, Ricky jumped me and left me stranded."
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"I had to work as the squeegee boy at a donkey show."
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"Every night, watching a different girl sleep with the donkey I loved."
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"Ah, hell, Ricky, I can't stay mad at you."
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"Yeah!"
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"We're doing cocaine and shooting guns."
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"for killing your wife."
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"And you know how I am when I drink champagne."
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"##"
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"This is really working, Steve. They forgave me, and I feel great!"
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"Daniel? I can't face Daniel."
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"No, forget it. Let's start a business."
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"We'll call it "Nail Salon Wheels Truck." I don't know!"
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"Wait. Who's Daniel?"
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"We worked together at Plantain Republic."
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"He told me about a huge sweater shipment, and we stole it."
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"But the heist went bad, and I pinned the whole thing on him."
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"I feel constricted. I can't breathe!"
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"That's just the cocoon you feel around you, Roger."
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"- You think? - Yes."
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"The opening sketch stinks, the monologue is awful..."
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"Okay, okay."
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"L'll face Daniel."
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"Right after I finish huffing whatever's in this bag."
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"This water is wonderful!"
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"And there is not one parasite swimming up my urethra."
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"I love this place!"
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"Yeah, I'm having a hard time taking things for granted with this kid in the house."
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"- Are you sure we can just leave him here? - He'll be fine."
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"He can live off free food samples, watch H.D. television."
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"Okay. Let's just get this over with."
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"Tungee, go get us a pair of really rough dungarees and a 10-pack of snow tires."
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"Hey, how'd you get Daniel out so fast anyway?"
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"Oh, Edith, you are the only thing in this world that makes sense to me."
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"Welcome home, dear."
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"Can I talk to you about something?"
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"You-Y-You've been married for 35 years?"
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"I got you out of prison."
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"You got me sent there in the first place."
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"L'll make it up to you. I swear!"
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"Give him a chance, sir. He's a changed man."
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