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Clips from South Park - Mysterion Rises (S14E14)

"I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like 'oh hey."
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"Kenny' even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes."
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"Hello."
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"The tragic spill in the Gulf is a disaster that should have never happened."
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"What should I do?"
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"Should I remind you we've done this before?"
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"What should I do?"
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"Should I find newer and better ways to say I'm sorry?"
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"We're sorry."
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"Should I really believe I ruined my legacy?"
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"What should I do?"
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"What should I do?"
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"What should I do?"
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"Or should I tell you, I am not a role model."
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"Seriously, what should I do?"
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"Should I accept my role as the villain?"
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"They're my technicians."
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"Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it?"
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"Should I just apologize to my friends and ask them to take me back?"
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"Tell them that I was being a selfish jerk?"
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"What should I do?"
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"Should I get back in the chair?"
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"Remove my powers and just go back to being a simple reporter?"
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"Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness"
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"and go back to my original team?"
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"Nah, screw that."
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"Alright super heroes!"
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"We've got to find out more about this Necronomicon thing!"
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"Right Toolshed! Bzzzztttt!"
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"The Necronomicon contains an account of the old ones, their"
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"history and the means for summoning them."
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"It is used by cults around the world, most notably, the cult of Cthulhu."
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"Ah-ha! That's the cult the creepy man talked about, heroes!"
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"I'm fine."
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"This is from like ten years ago."
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"So these people have been waiting for Cthulhu a long time."
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"Hey wait a minute."
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"What the fuck?"
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"I mean ~ahem~ what the fuck?"
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"Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!"
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"Okay, mom. Just gimme two minutes."
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"Convincing a giant creature from another dimension to do"
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"what you want is no easy task."
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"After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,"
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"Perhaps last time I was too forceful with the dark God, too demanding."
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"Time for me to try and manipulate the most evil thing in all the universe."
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"Heh who's a sleepy little man?"
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"What is your name?"
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"KerrraaaaaaaAAAAA!"
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"You're a sleepy man, ne?"
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"Who's a needs a tummy rub?"
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"Cuz I paid for it, you stupid bitch."
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"You paid for it with the money"
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"I told you to shut up!"
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"Give it to me you prick!"
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"Oh God, he's back!"
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"Hey look, we did what you told us!"
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"And we gave our sons allowances and stopped getting high every night."
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"I'm not here about that."
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"So, now what?"
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"Ten years ago you were arrested for being in some kind of cult."
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"We were?"
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"We've been arrested lots of times, Mysterio."
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"Mysterion."
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"What is the cult of Cthulhu?"
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"Oh that thing."
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"I know it sounds hard to believe, but we were actually"
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"really drunk the entire time."
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"I don't find that hard to believe at all."
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"I swear we haven't been back to their meetings ever since."
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"Even though we always still get invited."
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"These people still meet? Where?"
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"Jim McElroy's house."
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"They used to meet every Friday night."
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"Breaking news here in the Gulf, Tom."
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"The dark ancient god Cthulhu has called for a press conference."
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"that it has extremely exciting news."
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"Cthulhu's track record for complete dominance and interdimensionary rule is"
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"without question, and now, coupled with the legitimacy and"
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"instantly recognizable brand name of the Coon, we intend to"
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"And anybody else using that name for their benefit is breaking the law."
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"Oh, what's that?"
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"There is another group using our trademarked name?"
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"The old one has awakened!"
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"A lot of us have waited a long time for this day!"
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"Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and"
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"new, it is time to par-tay!"
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"We know some of these people."
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"And those two geeky computer guys."
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"Oh my God. Look. Back row."
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"Aren't those the goth kids?"
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"I'm so freaking stoked that."
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"Makes sense."
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"Now let us read from the Necronomicon!"
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""That is not dead, which can eternal lie.""
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""And with strange aeons...""
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"even death may die!"
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"What does that mean, Human Kite?"
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"I'm not sure, Toolshed."
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"Mysterion?"
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"Mysterion is so... mysterious."
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"A horrific scene of destruction, despair and terror here in New Orleans."
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"Rumor has it, he got sick of it"
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"Where are you Captain Hindsight?"
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"Perhaps, he shouldn't have gotten back in that chair."
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"Do you think the dark lord Cthulhu is gonna make us go to school?"
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"No, ass munch."
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"Cthulhu just wants chaos, bedlam and madness."
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"Good. Cuz if I had to go to PE class again, I was gonna kill myself."
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"Who the f'n h is that?"
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"What does it mean?"
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"'That is not dead which can eternal lie'?"
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""And with strange aeons even death may die.""
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"What does it mean?"
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"It means Cthulhu is going to get rid of all the posers and"
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"make everything cool and black and stuff."
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"It's gonna be like a Nine lnch Nails concert that goes on forever."
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"You're going to tell me everything you know."
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"All will be sadness!"
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"Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth."
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