Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Big Bran Hypothesis (S01E01)

"And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Depending on the depth..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...that's either a proctologist, or a general surgeon."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh."
The Big Bang Theory
"- God! - Okay, look. No, Penny--"
The Big Bang Theory
"...when you're feeling less, for lack of a better word, violated..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...maybe we can talk about this."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Stay away from me. - Sure. That's another way to go."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny, Penny, hold on."
The Big Bang Theory
"Just to clarify..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...because there will be a discussion when you leave."
The Big Bang Theory
"Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm?"
The Big Bang Theory
"You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize."
The Big Bang Theory
"What's funny?"
The Big Bang Theory
"That wasn't sarcasm?"
The Big Bang Theory
"- No! - Whoo."
The Big Bang Theory
"Boy, you are all over the place this morning."
The Big Bang Theory
"I have a Master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this."
The Big Bang Theory
"What?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm truly sorry for what happened last night."
The Big Bang Theory
"I take full responsibility."
The Big Bang Theory
"I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover."
The Big Bang Theory
"I did what I could."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hey, Raj."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hey, I don't know if you heard about what happened with Leonard and Sheldon..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...but I'm really upset about it."
The Big Bang Theory
"Can you even believe that? How weird is that?"
The Big Bang Theory
"She's standing very close to me."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, my. She does smell good."
The Big Bang Theory
"What is that? Vanilla?"
The Big Bang Theory
"you know?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot."
The Big Bang Theory
"I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk."
The Big Bang Theory
"What was I saying?"
The Big Bang Theory
"She's so chatty."
The Big Bang Theory
"Maybe my parents were right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl."
The Big Bang Theory
"We'd have the same cultural background..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...and my wife could sing to my children the lullabies my mother sang to me."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm having a really rough time. Like I said..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...I broke up with my boyfriend and it's freaking me out."
The Big Bang Theory
"I mean, just because most of the men I've known happened to be jerks..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are."
The Big Bang Theory
"Right?"
The Big Bang Theory
"She asked me a question. I should probably nod."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's exactly what I thought."
The Big Bang Theory
"Thank you for listening. You're a doll."
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh-oh. Turn your pelvis."
The Big Bang Theory
"Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served."
The Big Bang Theory
"It's fine. you win."
The Big Bang Theory
"What's his problem?"
The Big Bang Theory
"His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him."
The Big Bang Theory
"Been there."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hello."
The Big Bang Theory
"Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny."
The Big Bang Theory
"Really? you?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Rajesh Koothrappali spoke to Penny?"
The Big Bang Theory
"What did she say? Is she still mad at me?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, she was upset at first..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...but probably because her sister shot somebody."
The Big Bang Theory
"Then there was something about you, and then she hugged me."
The Big Bang Theory
"She hugged you? How did she hug you?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Is that her perfume I smell?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Intoxicating, isn't it?"
The Big Bang Theory
"- Hi. - Oh."
The Big Bang Theory
"What's going on?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh...."
The Big Bang Theory
"Here's the thing:"
The Big Bang Theory
"...so too I regret my participation in what was..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...at the very least, an error in judgment."
The Big Bang Theory
"The hallmark of the great human experiment..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes."
The Big Bang Theory
"Madam Curie's discovery of radium turned out to have great potential..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning."
The Big Bang Theory
"Another example, from the field of Ebola research--""
The Big Bang Theory
"yeah?"
The Big Bang Theory
"We're okay."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Six two-inch dowels? - Check."
The Big Bang Theory
"I think I can put together a cheap Swedish media center."
The Big Bang Theory
"Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering--"
The Big Bang Theory
"Considering what?"
The Big Bang Theory
"How great this place looks?"
The Big Bang Theory
"These instructions are a pictographic representation..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...of the least imaginative way to assemble these components."
The Big Bang Theory
"This right here is why Sweden has no space program."
The Big Bang Theory
"- lt looked pretty good in the store. - lt is an inefficient design."
The Big Bang Theory
"...which means all this space behind it is wasted."
The Big Bang Theory
"- We could put her stereo back there. - And control it how?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Run an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Good point. How will you cool it? - Guys, I got this."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Hang on, Penny. - How about fans?"
The Big Bang Theory
"- Here and here. - Also inefficient, and might be loud."
The Big Bang Theory
"How about a liquid cooler? A little aquarium pump here."
The Big Bang Theory
"Run some quarter-inch PVC--"
The Big Bang Theory
"Guys, this is actually really simple."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hold on, honey, men at work."
The Big Bang Theory
"PVC comes here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here."
The Big Bang Theory
"Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and a overflow reservoir?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Guys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, I've got it."
The Big Bang Theory
"What if we replaced panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?"
The Big Bang Theory
"- Entire thing's one big heat sink. - Perfect."
The Big Bang Theory
"Leonard and Sheldon, go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of aluminum."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Raj and I will get the oxyacetylene torch. - Meet in an hour?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, this place does look pretty good."
The Big Bang Theory
"Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second."
The Big Bang Theory
"- No, we're not. No, we're not. - I'm sorry."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Actually, I was less the chatter than the chattee."
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, that was a little non-responsive."
The Big Bang Theory
"Leonard."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Done. - Got it."
The Big Bang Theory