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Clips from Peep Show - Kid Farm (S09E09)

"What are you doing? It's Ian."
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"I can't find him anywhere."
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"So many bloody kids."
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"I need to somehow get them all cleared out, maybe shout "Fire" or..."
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"That would clear the place, like Jaws at the beach."
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""A famous paedo"? What?"
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"You're very free and easy about labels."
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"I'll need to talk to Sophie."
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"SHE SNORES Soph?"
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"and is sort of a total fucking mess."
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"I mean, you could... Bury the body?"
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"But Shallow Ball Grave?"
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"She's pretty much already buried."
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"If you're going to bury her, bury her."
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"This is fine."
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"It's just a nice, multicoloured siesta."
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"OK. Good."
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"This is good. Bury Sophie,"
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"find Ian, leave with April."
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"Do you think she'll be able to breathe in her grave?"
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"Of course! The air holes are numerous."
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"OK. Just push her head down."
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"It's poking up a bit. Just need to weigh her down more."
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"There we go."
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"She's gone. She's gone, Mark. You're cool."
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"Hey, Mark, there's Ian."
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"Although, do you think he witnessed the burial?"
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"Er..."
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"'He looks OK. That's right, son, push it all down."
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"'My pension can go on therapy.'"
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"Hey there, little buddy!"
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"Hayley was fine, but she was"
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"Yeah, OK, why not?"
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"Mark, erm, I just want to say,"
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"I'm really pleased I came to see you. Really pleased."
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"Me, too, April. Me, too."
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"SOPHIE GROANS Mark?"
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"There's, erm... There's a..."
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"Wha'...? Oh, God!"
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"That's fine..."
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"I-I imagine."
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"Probably some funny buried clown."
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"SOPHIE GROANS 'Oh! I should have used more balls.'"
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"What the...?"
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"Mark! Why did you bury me?"
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"I didn't bury you."
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"If you don't want to move in after all, you don't have to bury me,"
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"just send a fucking text!"
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"Mark? It's OK."
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"Probably been in there for months."
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"SOPHIE GROANS"
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"It doesn't feel quite right leaving a snake in a child's soft-play area."
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"'Burying your wife alive, it just has such an unfortunate ring.'"
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"Saying...? "Sorry... Snake"?"
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"Meet us at the Kid Kave."
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"You weigh me down."
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"You stop me from flying off."
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"With me and Ian."
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"Um, sorry, just... I just want to put everything on the table."
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"Someone from the past."
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"But it wasn't Napoleon. Ah, that's a shame."
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"Joe's beginning to realise that I'm a loser."
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"'is looking stuff up on the internet.'"
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"That sounds very believable. Yes!"
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"Yeah, well, April's kaput."
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"Mark had something to say. Erm..."
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"Come on, Jez, let's go."
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"It's in there. And because I've got"
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"a genius IQ..."
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"OK, I'm going."
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"So many choices. Periclean Athens, Egypt under Rameses I,"
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"This is where we bring them now, the poor fuckers?"
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"You really want to kill yourself at the park, all right?"
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"SOPHIE LAUGHS"
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"Leftovers? I'm broke. Can't you just bank the YouTube money?"
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"It could weaken my claim. The claim must not be weakened."
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"Er, hello, Hayley, erm... Take a seat!"
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"He sometimes thinks he might be able to heal the Great Schism."
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"And does it mean..."
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"I think it means something."
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"H-Have you been...? Have you had a drink?"
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"'She just loves wine.'"
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"'It's definitely mental.'"
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"No. Why?"
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"this."
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"no worries, dude."
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"Yeah. Who could believe"
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"She's out cold."
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"Back to mine for a wine?"
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"Maybe we should leave a note."
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"Hmm..."
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"# I'm not sick, but I'm not well"
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"I don't know. You see them around."
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"collateral, to stop Super Hans in his tracks."
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"to the bag for a couple of hours?"
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"Amazing. They found some more web space, then? Yeah."
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"Yeah, they must have, er, deleted some old photos, an' that."
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"DOORBELL RINGS"
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"You don't mind a bit of a bad-boy rep."
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"babbling something about a snake."
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"'Like the grey squirrel, it will drive the handshake to extinction eventually.'"
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"real fat burgers, big Chevvies, cheerleaders."
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"What? I took..."
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"Wow, just like that? Screw it, let's give it a go."
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"Oh, God, April! She can't see"
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"I'm not a member of your entourage, Mark."
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"you can literally still do exactly that."
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"You were part of a creative milieu."
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"Well, thank you..."
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"What have I done? What have I done?"
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"The programme contains strong language throughout and adult humour."
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"Yeah. Plus, I've got a cheque here for you for 250 quid."
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"We..."
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"OK, you have a lie down in the ball pit. I'll find Ian"
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"April. It's got to be April. Exactly."
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"'I love Duncan!"
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"And he's off to Alison with her little fuck-me Mazda."
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"And I feel..."
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"Oh. Er..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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