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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Trial Of Leslie Knope (S04E04)

"Well, I got real nervous."
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"They came up to me, and they told me to forget what I saw."
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"What you saw was not what you think it is."
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"I have a gift certificate, actually, for you."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And then they gave me a $50 gift certificate"
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"to a spa and said..."
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"And thank you for your discretion."
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"- And did you use it? - Yeah."
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"I got a facial."
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"My wife said my skin was luminous."
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"That's enough."
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"Now, in order to cover up their illicit affair,"
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"Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope bribed a city employee."
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"George, I notice that you're wearing glasses,"
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"I don't recall you wearing glasses."
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"Could it be because you weren't wearing glasses?"
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"Can you take your glasses off, please,"
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"and read this for us?"
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""I could read this if I weren't so blind.""
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"Well, that went terribly."
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"I need to check some facts and figures."
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"I would like to request a 55-day recess."
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"You can have 30 minutes,"
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"but we're nearing the end here, Ms. Knope."
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"Okay, guys, my only hope is that in one of these old books,"
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"there's some weird, arcane statute or government rule"
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"that helps me."
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"So everybody grab a volume, and let's just read up."
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"Okay, mine doesn't have any pictures."
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"Does anyone have anything? Did anybody find anything good?"
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"In 1856, the city council banned all sexual positions"
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"except for missionary."
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"And two years later, they banned missionary."
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"1882, should a presbyterian speak out of turn,"
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"he may be caned across the shinbone."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Black people still can't legally use city sidewalks."
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"Look, I know we're not supposed to be seen together,"
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"but I think Ben could be really helpful with this."
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"- Can somebody go get him? - All right, I'll go."
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""Any woman caught laughing is a witch.""
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"That's true."
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"Um, he's not there."
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"No, he said he'd just be on the other side of that wall."
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"- He's probably in the bathroom. - All right, I'll find him."
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"This mural is called Bad Pawnee, Good Pawnee."
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"All the terrible things that have happened"
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"in this town's history are on one side."
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"that have happened."
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"I'm on the bad side."
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"- No, you're not. - Yes, I am, Ron."
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"I'm guilty. I did something bad."
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"I'm a bad person."
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"It's not that simple."
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"You know what makes a good person good?"
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"When a good person does something bad,"
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"They try to learn something from it, and they move on."
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"Guys, everybody stop reading--"
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"Are you sure, boss?"
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"Yeah. I know I let you down."
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"And I just want to say I'm really sorry."
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"Leslie, what are you talking about?"
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"Yeah, this makes me like you more."
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"Bribing someone to hide a sexcapade--"
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"I'm proud to call you a friend."
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"And I always liked you."
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"Okay, we're back."
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"Clear the chamber, please."
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"Ms. Knope, unless you have any objections,"
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"and moving on to the punishment phase."
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"I have no objections."
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"We hereby hand down the following judgment."
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"You will be suspended for two weeks with pay."
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"This concludes the investigation."
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"I thought I was gonna get fired."
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"Ben asked for a private meeting with the committee,"
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"and resigned, effective immediately."
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"You can't let him resign."
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"I tried to talk him out of it, but..."
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"His mind was made up."
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"Look, my job is to protect the government"
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"from fraud and corruption."
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"I was just doing my job."
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"I hope that you can understand that."
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"Honestly, I do."
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"'Cause your actions wounded me to my core,"
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"But we will get through this. You are..."
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"An excellent government employee."
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"And more importantly,"
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"you're the only person I've ever met who's worthy"
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"of being Ben's girlfriend."
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"I hope that's true."
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"it's on the record."
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"You should take a look at the last page of the transcript."
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""Mr. Wyatt: Chris, for God's sake,"
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""would you mind not jumping for a while?""
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"Mr. Traeger: "Sorry, Ben, but"..."
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"Okay, fine. I'll stop."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, so you are prepared"
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"to resign, effective immediately,"
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"and take full responsibility for all the events"
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"that transpired at Li'l Sebastian's memorial."
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"- "Mr. Wyatt: That is correct." - That is correct."
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""This makes me sadder than I previously thought"
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""humanly possible, but I accept your resignation."
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"Can I ask you one more question?""
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"Was all of this-- all the sneaking around,"
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"the scandal, losing your job--"
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"Was it worth it?"
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"It was."
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""Because I love Leslie. I want to be with her."
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""And I don't want to hide"
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""the way I feel about her anymore."
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""So, yeah, it was worth it,"
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""because I'm in love with Leslie Knope."
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""Mr. Traeger: That was beautiful."
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""I'm literally crying and jumping."
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""Crying noise, crying noise, nose blow."
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