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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Trial Of Leslie Knope (S04E04)

"Yeah, I had him made for you at the toy store."
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"- You're welcome. - I was talking to him."
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"- Of course. - But also to you."
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"Look, it's going to be okay."
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"maybe a brief suspension."
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"That's not okay."
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"That's gonna go on my permanent record."
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"I'm not the kind of person that has a permanent record."
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"For me, a slap on the wrist is like a kick to the nuts."
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"I know it is."
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"What's gonna happen to you?"
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"Don't worry about me."
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"Well, look, I'll be outside all day,"
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"So, if you miss me, you just look at this..."
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"Wrinkled, hideous monster"
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"and you'll know I'm sitting there"
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"- rooting for you, okay? - Okay."
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"All right."
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"- Go. - Okay."
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"His nickname was "Old Stone Face""
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"because of his steely demeanor"
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"and because he got in an accident at the rock quarry"
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"and dynamite blew up his face."
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"Leslie Knope! Good morning!"
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"It is snowing outside. Isn't that great?"
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"You seem like you're in a good mood."
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"I admire and respect you,"
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"and dragging you through an ethics trial"
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"is filling me with sadness."
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"Well, you're radiating pure joy."
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"And then I ate an unreasonable amount of St. John's wort,"
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"rubbed it around my gums."
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"This is stressful."
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"And stress leads to depression."
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"And if I don't mantain an extremely high dosages of herbal remedies,"
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"I will get very depressed."
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"Oh, God."
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"It's happening right now."
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"We are here today to determine whether Leslie Knope"
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"violated any municipal rules or laws"
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"with her superior Ben Wyatt,"
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"whose hearing will be held tomorrow."
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"and I will not be fighting the charges"
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"In 1849, Sarah Nelson Quindle exposed her elbow outdoors,"
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"which was a class "A" felony."
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"Although she felt the law unjust,"
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"she acknowledged that she had broken it,"
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"and she nobly accepted her punishment--"
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"to be set adrift on Lake Michigan"
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"like a human popsicle."
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"totally zen."
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"Ms. Knope, on what day"
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"did your relationship with Ben Wyatt begin?"
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"to bid for the state little league tournament."
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"The night we returned was the first time"
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"we kissed each other on each other's mouths."
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"It was excellent."
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"That was unnecessary to add. I'm sorry. I'm nervous."
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"Next question--"
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"did you ever receive special treatment"
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"as a result of your relationship with Ben Wyatt?"
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"I received adorable nicknames and amazing back rubs."
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"Oh, you mean professionally. No."
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"Mr. Traeger, this says you're gonna be calling 14 witnesses."
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"Is that correct?"
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"Uh, yes, sir."
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"14? Why so many?"
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"I've already admitted that I broke your rule."
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"It's not my rule, Leslie."
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"It is an important rule that exists in every government."
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"Romantic relationships"
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"between superiors and their employees"
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"lead to fraud, corruption, and misuse of public funds."
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"And you think I'm guilty of that?"
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"I think that you began your relationship"
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"with Ben Wyatt earlier than you're saying."
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"and I think that you may even be guilty of bribery."
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"None of those things are true."
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"And I will prove it, Mr. Traeger."
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"Okay, ten-minute break please."
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"Here you go, boss."
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"Okay, guys, we need to counter every charge"
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"that Chris has leveled against me."
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"- Andy, I need evidence. - Got it!"
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"Wait! You don't know what evidence."
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"Ah, right on. Yes. Hit me."
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"Bella Abzug."
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"It opens up my bottom desk drawer"
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"in there are some files-- pay attention."
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"Where are you looking? Look here, focus here."
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"Get the files in the drawer,"
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"and then get all the file boxes in the office."
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"Put the files in the drawer. Let's go."
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"- No. - Okay, I'll go with him."
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"Thank you. Ron, Chris has 14 witnesses."
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"and find out who's gonna testify."
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"I'll go with him. Seriously? With the men in this office?"
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"- Ann? - Yeah?"
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"- that everything's gonna be okay. - Okay."
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"Thanks, Ann!"
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"I broke one rule, and I will accept a slap on the wrist."
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"But when you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed."
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"I'm fighting."
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"Hey, grab my computer. I'm all set."
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"- Great. You're up next. - How is Ben? Is he sad?"
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"- You need to cheer him up, Ann. - Ben is fine."
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"He said to look at the monster."
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"There's a rumor going around that Chris has a killer witness."
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"There's no killer witness,"
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"because we didn't do anything wrong--"
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"unless someone's planning to lie or slander us."
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"- With pleasure. - Wait. Let me make it clear."
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"Don't silence him. Just make sure he can't talk."
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"Okay, we're back."
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"Clear this chamber, please."
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"Ms. Perkins, Chris Traeger has questioned"
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"when my relationship with Ben Wyatt began."
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"I'd like to direct you to your inbox"
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"and specifically an email entitled "yay"."
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"That's Y-A and 18 "Y"s and 44 exclamation points."
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