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Clips from The Office (2005) - Sex Ed (S07E07)

"Throws them in the back of a van,"
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"Drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg,"
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"And tells them it's Canada."
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"- Hola, amigo. - Hola."
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"Scranton."
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"Y... Before that, la Philadelphia."
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"And you'll be happy to know that he's taking care of"
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"I left him all the tools he needs."
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"This is do or die."
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"If he chooses correctly, he conquer the hornets."
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"- Is that a blowtorch? - No."
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"No, no, no! No, no!"
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"Oh...Yes."
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"- Very, very smart. - Walking away."
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"- No! No, no, no! - The bat."
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"Oh, they're stinging him!"
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"- No, no, no! - No, no!"
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"Good morning, Erin. Any moustaches... I mean messages?"
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"Terrific."
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"He loves to..."
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"Surprise!"
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"You mean cancer?"
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"It's just good to catch a Michael train of thought early"
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"Before it derails and destroys the entire town."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"I have a cold sore. I didn't even have a cold."
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"A cold sore is herpes."
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"- What? - What you should do, Michael,"
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"Is have a doctor take a look at it,"
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"'cause we don't really know what that is."
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"I know tons and tons of people who have herpes."
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"I have it myself."
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"That's what it is."
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"'cause it's on my genitals, genius."
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"You have a penis?"
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"Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?"
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"That was like ten years ago."
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"Michael, you're at least 46."
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"Why at least?"
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"Can please talk about how gross Meredith is?"
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"This is what you get"
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"When you treat your body like an outhouse."
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"Okay? I was an r.A. In college,"
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"And I can tell you,"
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"The number one sexually transmitted disease..."
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"Is ignorance."
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"Sometimes it can lie dormant in a woman for years."
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"They may not even ow that they have it."
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"You ow what? I feel like"
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"One of those old-timey sailors with VD."
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"Eh, it's me own darn fault."
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"Girl in every port! But what port?"
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"The Jan port?"
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"The Holly port? Don't even..."
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"- You may have. - Oh, my God."
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"What if I did?"
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"You need to notify her that she is crawling with herpes."
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"And notify them of your herpes infestation."
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"It's the right thing to do."
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"- Then I will. - All right, I..."
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"Now, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me"
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"Inform them of it,"
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"Hello."
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"Hi, Donna. It's Michael."
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"Michael. I didn't think I'd hear from you."
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"For which there is no known cure"
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"That has been sexually transmitted to me."
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"I can't even say it."
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"H...I..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- W-wait. - S."
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"You're calling to tell me that you have herpes?"
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"No. I am calling to see if you gave me herpes,"
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"Because if you did,"
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"I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations."
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"So you have it, right? No."
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"No, he doesn't."
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"Yes, I'm telling you you have to get tested for herpes."
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"Good-bye! - So long, Donna."
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"And asked for everyone's attention,"
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"Everyone, I've noticed that"
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"Oh, when you got your new phone..."
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"World cup. That's what I was thinkin'."
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"It's the world's only international sport, so..."
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"This is hoy."
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"No... This is Holly."
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"No, this is Holly."
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"No...This is Michael Scott."
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"Busted."
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"I'm calling because..."
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"There was a terrible car accident."
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"Oh, really? Was anyone killed?"
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"- Any nuns? - Three nuns."
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"Missionaries from South Africa."
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"Were they in the missionary position?"
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"♪ dah dah dah dah ♪"
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"Yeah. Now you're lookin' at me."
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"Anyone who's interested in entering into"
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"Do you ever wonder what life would have been like"
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"If you hadn't been transferred?"
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"I don't think we'd have kids."
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"- Mm-hmm. - We dated for a few weeks."
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"- Mm-hmm. We would be married."
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"Michael, I've been dating AJ for a year and a half now."
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"You do this, you know. Do what?"
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"You romanticize things."
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"- N-no... - Michael, you cried"
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"At that tag line for a movie you made up."
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"He had no arms or legs."
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"He couldn't see, hear, or speak."
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"This is how he led a nation."
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"You made us out to be more than we were."
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"I don't know what you're getting so upset about."
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"We had a fun fling a long time ago."
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"It's a good memory. Okay, all right."
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"I gotta go. Michael..."
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"To accommodate the suppliers."
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"Gentlemen, nice to see you it'll be just a moment."
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"And release an album of Doris day covers"
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"On my own label?"
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