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Clips from The Simpsons - El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer (S08E08)

"Oh, I guess you're cranky..."
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"because I didn't come home last night."
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"I'm cranky..."
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"I didn't get drunk. I just went to a strange fantasy world."
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"But Marge doesn't understand me at all."
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"We don't have anything in common."
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"Look at these records."
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"Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers."
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"Now look at her records. They stink!"
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"Wherever my soul mate is, it's not here."
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"But if it's not Marge, then who is it?"
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"Where do I begin looking?"
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"Now, if you don't want the sofa, I'll have to ask you to leave."
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"Hey, Barney, soul mate! Let me buy you a beer."
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"Okay. But I'm not your soul mate."
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"I'm really more of a chum."
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"- What about you, Lenny? - I'm a crony."
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"- Compadre. - Associate."
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"- Contemporary. - I'm a well-wisher..."
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"- [Sighs] - [Pool Balls Clack]"
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"Hello? Is this, uh, G.B. M?"
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"Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soul mate."
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"No. It's not that I'm afraid. I'm gonna hang up now. Bye-bye. Oh, I give up."
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"I can't give you any new information."
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"## [Soft Rock]"
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"## [Woman Singing]"
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"## [Continues]"
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"- ## [Continues] - Oh."
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"- ## [Ends] - [Sighs] Huh?"
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"What's that blinking light?"
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"The loneliest man in the world."
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"He'll understand me!"
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""Earl." My new friend's name is Earl."
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"Here I come, buddy!"
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"No more loneliness for Homer and Earl!"
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"Hmm?"
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"A machine? Earl's a machine?"
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"Oh, that's just perfect!"
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"Homer's desperate search for a soul mate..."
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Alone! I'm alone!"
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"I'm a lonely, insignificant speck..."
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"on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!"
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"A ship with people! I know. I'll bring them to me."
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"And then they'll have to be my friends."
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"Come here, people! [Laughing]"
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"Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen."
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"Hee, hee! [Giggling]"
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"- [Laughing] - [Footsteps Approaching]"
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"Huh? Whuzzat?"
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"Oh, Homer! Thank goodness you're safe."
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"- Marge? - I woke up, and you weren't there, and I was so worried."
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"Really? You were? But how did you find me?"
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"Well, I was sure you'd be on foot..."
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"And I was sure you'd head west because Springfield slopes down that way."
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"like the one on the waffle iron."
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"- And you're from Mars. - Oh, sure. Give me the one with all the monsters."
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"But our "sames" go right down to the bone."
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"Hey! We do!"
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"We're number one! We're number one!"
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"- Space coyote? - [Ship Horn Blows]"
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"- Oh, my God! The ship! - [Marge Gasps]"
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"Aye. Port."
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"They see us. They're starting to turn."
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"Look at all them hot pants."
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"- Hey! [Recites Lyric] - [All Reciting Lyric]"
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"## [Continues, Instrumental]"
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"## [Rhythmic Clapping]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"Oh, why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper?"
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"To the big annual what?"
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"[Santa's Little Helper Growling]"
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"Well, I just felt like filling the house with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."
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"But I had a good reason."
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"Every time you go to that cook-off, you get drunk as a poet on payday."
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""Oregano"? What the hell?"
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"Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"D'oh!"
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"By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
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"Sunrise, sunset."
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"- Zip. Ziparoo. - Tim."
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"The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away..."
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"You don't even have a computer."
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"You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey."
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"Good. Your mind is in a state of readiness. So listen well."
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"To make yourself complete, you must find your soul mate."
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"- [Groans] Oh. - [Horn Tooting]"
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"because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town."
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"- You broke your promise, Homer. - Oh, honey."
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"Okay."
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"That coyote said my soul mate would understand me."
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"has yielded a lighthouse-keepin' robot!"
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"[Grunts]"
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"'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo."
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"[Cackling] Well, I won't be lonely for long."
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"O-O-O-Okay."
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"Maybe we're not kindred spirits."
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"Oh. Maybe I had that crazy dream for a reason."
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"- Colleague. - Sympathizer."
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"- See, I thought we weren't soul mates because- - We had a fight?"
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"- Hard to starboard! - Uh, port?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh, no, I don't like that."
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"[Screaming]"
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"[All Gasping] Spoon."
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"[Gasps, Screaming]"
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"Homer made a total jackass of himself."
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"Marge. Thank God you're here. Where's the car?"
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"- [All Chattering, Squealing] - ## [Rock]"
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"## [Men Singing]"
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"Or that little guy on the Don't Walk sign."
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"## [Women Singing]"
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"Huh?"
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"Now, Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge drinking."
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"[Groans]"
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"- What hat? - [Scoffs] Ah, this baby's wasted on an idiot like you."
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"And then I saw the lighthouse..."
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"Mmm!"
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"[Coyote] Find your soul mate, Homer."
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