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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Little Man on Campus (S02E02)

"- Um... He quit. - He's joining the musical."
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"What are you thinking? This is the championship."
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"Dad, why are you undressing that little boy who has a chest tattoo of Jeremy Piven..."
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"Scram, Holt. Get to the field."
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"Wait, what's going on here?"
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"Why would you do this, Dad?"
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"Sometimes the cards you're dealt aren't good enough."
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"You have to reach for better cards."
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"But how can you live with yourself when you're cheating to win?"
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"I'm just settling the score with Coach Butler."
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"Besides, it's tradition to cheat in baseball."
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"Look at Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Alex Rodriguez..."
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"...and the entire 2004 and 2007 Boston Red Sox."
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"Sometimes you gotta do whatever it takes to win."
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"Now, come on, we're gonna go win state."
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"I'll be right there."
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"I just remembered something I need to do."
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"I wonder if she'll even make dinner."
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"I'll pick up some Pad Thai and some scrambled eggs..."
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"... and a Clark bar on the way home."
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"If she's already made dinner, then I'll just eat that for lunch tomorrow."
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"Ha-ha. Terry will be so jealous."
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"He always has crummy lunches."
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"It's sad that Terry's alone."
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"Hey, old man."
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"Get it?"
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"Yes, I do get it."
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"Oh, I'm happy you're here, Rallo."
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"- You're out! - Another strikeout."
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"I haven't seen a pitching performance rival this..."
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"...since Danny Almonte..."
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"...the kid who lied about his age to pitch in the Little League World Series."
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"What the...? How did I get in the woods?"
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"Oh, man, stood up too fast."
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"Oh, gross, sap. I hate the woods. You gotta beam me out of here, Jesus."
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"I gotta haul bear ass to that game and stop Cleveland from cheating."
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"If there was any way to get to the field quick."
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"Hey, thanks for the ride, Doug."
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"Good luck with your wife's operation."
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"Oh, right. Don't worry, honey, we're almost there."
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"...because two more outs and Stoolbend is champs."
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"Hold everything."
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"Here comes virgin Principal Wally Farquhare."
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"Stop the game! Stop the game!"
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"One of these students is ineligible."
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"Ernie Krinklesac is the guilty Gus."
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"He never turned in his final wood shop project."
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"- What? - That gives him an F..."
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"...which makes him academically ineligible for extracurricular activities."
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"Phew. Hey, how did Ernie fail shop?"
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"He built our carport."
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"I did what it took to win, Dad."
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"First, I created a distraction."
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"And then, for the final part of my trick, known as the prestige..."
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"...I took Ernie's project and put my name on it."
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"How could you do that to your friend?"
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"Like you said, winning is the most important thing."
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"Friend or no friend, I gotta get mine."
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"And if I failed shop, I would disappoint you."
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"And I've never ever disappointed you, Daddy."
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"Well, you did disappoint me by cheating."
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"What? Where do you think I got the idea?"
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"- You're cheating. - I learned it from you."
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"You just found out I was cheating."
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"Ah, busted. Oh, Junior, what have I taught you?"
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"You did good, Holt, but the jig's up."
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"Why are you taking me out, bro?"
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"This whole thing's wrong."
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"Give me the ball."
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"Yeah, I get it. It's probably for the best."
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"You're about to find out what happens when animals attack."
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"If you remember those shows."
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"Take it easy, Tim. I know you're upset with me, but look."
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"Um, far away."
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"Hello."
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"Far away."
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"That's my Raymond."
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"Yeah, Raymond. Go, buddy!"
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"I'm really sorry, Tim. I know I messed up."
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"Who cares, man?"
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"It's my son in the championship game."
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"Remember, that pitch is not in slow motion to create dramatic effect."
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"It's that slow."
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"It's almost as if the ball itself is stoned."
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"Bye-bye."
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"- And there you have it. - The Mud Falls Trotters..."
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"...are your state champions."
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"You lose again, Cold Brown."
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"Well, Donna, he may have the ring and the championship..."
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"...but I have the comfort of a clear conscience."
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"Not really. You cheated to get to the championship..."
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"...then wussed out and didn't go through with it at the end."
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"- So you really didn't do anything great. - No, I did."
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"You don't get it. It's guy stuff."
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"Clear conscience, full hearts, can't lose."
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"Whatever. I'm just glad I never knew anything about it."
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"525,600 minutes"
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"525,000 journeys to plan"
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"No. No touch."
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"I'm gonna go get a beer."
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"I know you're enjoying this..."
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"...but Colt is Holt."
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"Grab your gas can and find a cop car..."
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"You realize you eliminated three deserving teams from contention?"
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"Ha-ha. Holt looks like a kid."
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"I did a great thing here today."
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"I guess my pitcher was just a little bit better than yours."
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"There's still time."
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"Please, at least wait until tomorrow."
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"Wee!"
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"I report them orally."
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"All these 'roids are doing a number on my junk."
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"525,600 minutes"
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"How can you measure the life Of a woman or a man"
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