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Clips from The Simpsons - The Blunder Years (S13E13)

"Person-to-person!"
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"Hello. This is Chad Sexington,"
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"the model for Burly Paper Towels."
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"How did you get my number?"
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"I don't know. But I was quite moved by your letter."
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"I'd love to meet you and your family. Shall we say dinner?"
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"Oh, my goodness..."
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"Perfect. I'll be there at 7:00."
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"Playing a prankeroo, eh?"
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"I was having a private conversation with my wife"
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"in the guise of Chad Sexington. Do you mind?"
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"So, how was your day? Did anything unbelievable happen?"
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"That paper towel lumberjack is coming here for dinner tonight."
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"Tonight? Well, you better get your hopes up."
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"That's him!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Congratulations. I feel ridiculous."
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"You mean I was just a prop in some cruel joke?"
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"Now you've done it. You've really humiliated Mom."
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"It was hard on me, too. I had to wear a suit."
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"You're right. I've gotta make it up to her."
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"I suggest dinner and a show."
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"Walking to hell and back again"
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"I guess it was a pretty funny prank."
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"Yeah. Nothing is hurt except feelings."
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"Thank you. Thank you very, very much, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Let's see. Who do we have here?"
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"Well, what's the matter with you, champ?"
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"I didn't come here to be heckled and spoofed and whatnot."
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"When I snap my fingers, my friend,"
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"you will be a make-out artist."
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"Glayvin! That's a powerful..."
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"I want you to swallow that gum"
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"and meet me in the coatroom, in five, four, three, two, now."
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"No, no, don't make me! I don't want to go back to the nothing!"
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"Hey, smart move, Four-Eyes."
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"Sitting next to Skeletor here makes you look like Hercules."
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"No, no, I kid. But seriously,"
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"it's very nice to see a young man take his father out"
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"for a night of hypnotism"
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"before he dies."
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"Okay. Is anyone here not a downer? Anyone?"
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"a famous historian."
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"Look at me! I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!"
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"Thank you. Now you are Emily Dickinson."
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"Look at me! I'm Angie Dickinson! Out of my way!"
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"uh, yourself at 12 years old."
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"I'm 12 years old. I'm with my friends."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Do something, Mesmerino."
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"We better get him home."
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"Oh, no."
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"Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disrupting things at work."
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"Yeah. He ruined naptime and quiet time."
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"Oh, Homie, you poor thing."
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"Oh, cool. He's still mental."
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"Yeah. My hunch is he's struggling with some sort of repressed memory."
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"Hmm. How do we unrepress it?"
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"Well, the Yaqui Indians brew a special tea that unlocks memories."
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"It would be a good excuse to use my Yaqui tea set."
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"Well, is anything coming back to you?"
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"Oh."
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"There have been so many classic Simpson moments."
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"I'm gonna make it!"
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"No, Dad. Everyone's sick of that memory."
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"with these two guys."
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"It was one of those lazy summer days"
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"And to kill the boredom, we sang."
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"Mister Sandman, bring me a dream"
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"Make him the cutest that I've ever seen"
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"Check it out, Fat Tony. Those jokers think they're The Cowsills."
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"And lots of wavy hair like Liberace"
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"Wow! Is that wacky tobaccy?"
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"We better scram."
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"And that's how a troubled young Moe saved the day."
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"Moe, what are you doing here? What am I..."
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"My bar is empty is what. Why ain't you guys there?"
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"We're trying to uncover a hidden trauma in my dad's childhood."
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"What? You mean that time he wigged out?"
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"Well, give me some of that Indian memory tea there"
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"and I'll tell you all about it."
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"Mmm! That's good Yaqui."
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"Look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody."
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"Hey, you know what I'm looking forward to?"
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"The future. Have you heard about this Internet thing?"
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"Yeah. It's the inner netting they invented to line swim trunks."
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"Hey, what was that?"
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"Yeah, that's your future, busting atoms."
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"Can you imagine us working there? The whole Carl Crew?"
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"Hey, I thought we were called Lenny and the Jets."
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"Friends forever."
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"Ow! That hurts! Man, we're stupid."
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"I hate you guys."
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"The next morning we went out to the old quarry to have a swim."
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"Not me. I'm shaking like a French soldier."
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"Only a moron would jump into that..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"And there's your whatchamacall repressed trauma."
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"Okay. Let's go to Moe's now."
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"But I don't think that's why I've been screaming."
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"Fine. Crap all over my theory."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, there's something blocking it."
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"Come on, Homer! We're going to Sears to feel the bras!"
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"No wonder you've been so traumatized."
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"It's responsible for everything wrong in my life."
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"My occasional overeating, my fear of corpses."
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"Maybe there's murder afoot."
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"Murder most foul?"
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"You know, if Dad never told anyone,"
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"Okay. Uh, well, we'll just be going then."
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"Hey, you guys can come with us."
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"No, no, no. He said "Simpson family. ""
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"I mean, you know, it sounded exciting."
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"Oh."
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"Bye, Moe."
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"Yep. The old quarry is just a stone's throw away."
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"Never."
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"Hey, there's Mesmerino."
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"Seventeen seventy-six."
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