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Clips from The Simpsons - The Heartbroke Kid (S16E16)

"I've got love in my tummy and I feel like a-loving you"
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"good enough to eat thing and it's just a-what I'm gonna do"
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"Ooh, love, to kiss ya"
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"Be careful!"
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"My heart..."
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"it hurts so much."
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"Like it's caught in a vise!"
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"My little boy's in love."
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"I think he's having a heart attack!"
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"Come on, son, you can fight this!"
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"Do The Bart Man!"
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"Do The Bart Man!"
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"Why don't you dance?!"
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"Dance!"
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"Doctor, little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks."
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"They're supposed to skin their knees,"
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"and poke their eyes out, and be smothered by cats."
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"Well, Bart had a heart attack and it's his own damn fault."
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"These dark spots in his pulmonary arteries are malted milk balls."
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"His liver looks healthy."
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"That's a wad of Laffy Taffy."
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"Now, when Bart goes home, he's gonna have to follow"
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"a program of strict diet and exercise."
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"Damn it, I will not bury another patient!"
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"Doctor, you're a pediatrician!"
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"Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year."
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"Bart, how can you laugh at that?"
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"You just had a heart attack!"
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"Yeah, but what does not kill me makes me stronger."
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"Wow, that was a lot of words."
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"Hey, hey, kids!"
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"Heart disease can strike anyone,"
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"including heavy-drinking, chain-smoking clowns."
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"The zipper's stuck!"
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"I talked to Dr. Hibbert today."
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"He gave me a list of heart-smart foods."
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"Ko-ta-hay cheese?"
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"From the looks of it,"
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"this cheese has already been eaten."
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"Oh, honey, please take this seriously."
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"When people used to ask me how you were doing,"
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"I said, "At least he's got his health.""
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"Now you've got nothing!"
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"Okay, Mom, for you, I'll try."
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"Qkay, now we know you're allergic to cauliflower."
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"But I made a special platter of vegetables that are good for you."
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"It's graffiti you can eatie!"
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"You get better, son."
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"Meanwhile, the rest of us will be going to the "library.""
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"Where are you really going?"
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"Milkshake Festival."
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"Today only, free milkshakes for ten-year-old boys!"
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"Lisa, take a picture of me with all the milkshakes."
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"All right, everybody, get in there."
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"Okay, we all in?"
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"Hurry... they're melting."
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"Maybe Mom's the way to go."
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"Intervention!!!"
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"What the family?!"
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"Son, we're here to help with your..."
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"Which addict-a-diddily-diction are we going after here?"
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"Overeating."
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"And if there's time, we'll get to my drinking."
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"But there won't be time."
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"I'm telling you, Bart, one vice leads to another."
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"And then you wind up like me:"
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"so jaded, the only thing that gets you off is free-basing ground-up moon rocks."
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"All this does is get me to normal."
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"Once again you've delivered an important message wrapped in entertainment."
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"And I'm so touched that all of you would take the time to..."
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"Help! Kidnappers!"
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"They're not kidnappers!"
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"They're professionally trained child-snatchers,"
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"I'm not fat!"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm facility director"
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"Tab Spangler, United States Marine Corps, retired--"
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"but not tired!"
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"Guess how old I am."
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"47?"
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"I hate when they're over."
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"He's just the kind of weirdo Bart needs."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your boy is going to need one thing:"
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"Don't you mean "tough love?""
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"Tough love?"
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"The sign shop guy lied."
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"Stanley!"
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"You didn't question the word "luck?"!"
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"Now look what we got!"
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"Thanks for the correction; that's part of the honesty."
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"Son, I just want to leave you with a piece of advice--"
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"become emotionally dead."
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"Leave your body."
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"Make lots of friends."
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"Stop dreaming about butter."
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"Dream calories are real calories."
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"you tow me around the track."
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"As we gather speed, I whip you gently, you state your name"
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"and tell me how you got so heavy."
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"Kent Brockman. Channel Six News."
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"We know."
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"Bart Simpson."
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"I'm just big-boned."
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"Growth spurt?"
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"This can't be legal."
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"Look how much they're charging for Bart's treatment."
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"That freeloading fatso!"
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"Marge, could you cut back on your makeup budget?"
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"So that's where my soot went."
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"This fat camp can save Bart's life, we have to find a way to pay for it."
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"Even better, I'll ask him for my job back."
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"I know how we can raise money."
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"I hate them."
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"Secondly..."
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"How much is costed for stay night of one?"
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"How much is got, Wolfgang Schmuck?"
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"I can offer you $50 a week."
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"Fifty dollars?!"
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"What about all the water you guys will waste with"
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"your bathing and showering and washing your clothes?"
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"Yeah, we don't..."
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