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Clips from Space Force (2020) - It's Good to Be Back on the Moon (S01E01)

"Wait. What? You did what?"
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"A film negative. It was clever."
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"All right."
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"I went as Gandhi once."
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"That is not okay."
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"Right?"
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"I can't believe I even have to ask this question."
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"Has anybody masturbated in front of an unwilling employee?"
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"Define masturbation."
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"Well, however you define it, I definitely did it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It is very delicate."
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"Either we seem weak and let the Chinese have their way,"
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"or we risk pissing them off, and tensions could escalate."
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"Exactly. I need guidance from the administration."
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"Hmm."
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"Or... I'm not telling anyone about this."
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"You're not telling me about this."
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"We never spoke."
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"You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that"
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"-What was her name again? -Hooker, sir?"
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"There was no hooker."
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"Oh, God."
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"-Did you find an alternate landing spot? -No."
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"They do?"
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"Adrian, get some rest."
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"Take a bath. I'm gonna need you sharper than ever tomorrow."
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"I am out of bath salts."
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"But nobody ever listens to me!"
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"[chuckling]"
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"You know, people are always talking about the environmental impact of beef,"
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"What about the impact of people?"
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"Don't blame everything on our farts." [giggles]"
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"I just said that so loud."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Well, now everyone in the restaurant knows"
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"that you care deeply about our environment."
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"So are you actually allowed to date me?"
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"Uh, that is the arrangement  as it stands, yes."
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"But, like, the military, they're cool with it?"
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"Oh, yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes."
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"'Cause, like, I'm actually open"
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"whatever we're doing. Um..."
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"you know, like an old-timey mistress."
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"I feel like it should come from me."
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"Yeah, sure. No. My God, I totally understand."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Thank you for getting it."
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"No. God. [stammers] No, that's just you being a good father."
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"Well..."
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"Just tell her before we have sex, okay?"
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"Yep. Yep, yep, yep."
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"-Yep. Yeah. Yeah.  -Okay."
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"You don't know me. And no, fuck you. I don't know you."
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"And your paper was..."
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"Your data set was unreliable."
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"You confused me with the mallard? I will fuck you up."
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"Anyway, you only got your position"
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"after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress."
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"Oh! Is that a coincidence?"
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"I don't think so."
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"I will fuck you up."
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"I will fuck you up."
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"[whispering] Hey. Chan. Are you there?"
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"Go for Chan."
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""Go for Chan." [scoffs]"
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"I wasn't sure if this was serious."
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"Can you switch me to a private channel, please?"
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"Hey. How's space, dude?"
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"Uh, space is good."
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"Listen, um, I think I was supposed to prepare some,"
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"like, awesome sentence for when I set foot on the moon."
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"A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong."
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"Yeah. I will be the first black person and the first woman."
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"I think people are gonna be paying attention."
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"Pressure."
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"Okay. What do you got?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm thinking,"
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""It's good to be back on the moon.""
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"-"It's good to be back on the moon"? -Yeah."
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"That's terrible. Who are you even talking to?"
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"Who's your audience here?"
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"Okay, how about,"
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""Ladies, if you want to lose a quick 60 pounds, go to the moon.""
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"Oh, thank you. Yes. You think that's better?"
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"Well, it's physics."
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"Okay. How about,"
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"No, listen, everyone's just trying to tell me what to do."
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"Like, my women's studies professor was like,"
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""You have to claim this for women." My mom said to thank Jesus and Dr. King."
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"Even my ex texted me to shout, "Go Broncos.""
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"-Hmm. That's a good one. -No."
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"I'm the one who worked for this."
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"I like "It's good to be back on the moon.""
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"Why can't I say what I wanna say?"
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""It's good to be back on the moon.""
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"It's gonna be a classic."
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"Thanks."
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"I mean, do consider "There goes the neighborhood.""
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"Goodbye. I have moon business."
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"[Chan chuckles]"
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"Morning."
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"I woke up so hungry today."
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"That's all the running you've been doing."
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"Listen, I, uh, have a question for you."
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"Yeah?"
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"[sighs] What would you think if I were to start dating someone?"
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"What?"
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"I don't know."
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"Your mom and I,"
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"well, we have this forced separation."
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"-We're not-- -Dad, no."
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"You're married."
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"That's a terrible idea. Mom would be crushed."
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"God. No."
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"You and Mom have your visits."
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"-Gross. Okay, that's plenty. -Mmm."
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"When would you even date? There's no time!"
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"You don't even have time to help me with homework."
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