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Clips from House - Man of the House (S08E08)

Your grandmother is kind of sexy.

"Your grandmother is kind of sexy."

House

Is he the guy behind There Once Was a Man From Kremenchuk?

"Is he the guy behind There Once Was a Man From Kremenchuk?"

House

Well, then, where will we have coffee?

"Well, then, where will we have coffee?"

House

And by coffee, I mean scotch.

"And by coffee, I mean scotch."

House

Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise.

"Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise."

House

Amy Grant?

"Amy Grant?"

House

Aww!

"Aww!"

House

You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts.

"You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts."

House

You brought a protractor?

"You brought a protractor?"

House

You never know when you might need to make a pie chart.

"You never know when you might need to make a pie chart."

House

Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position.

"Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position."

House

Yes.

"Yes."

House

We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier.

"We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier."

House

In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster.

"In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster."

House

Where did you get the candlesticks'?

"Where did you get the candlesticks'?"

House

On three. One, two, three.

"On three. One, two, three."

House

Morocco. Denver.

"Morocco. Denver."

House

Drink up. It's gonna be a long night.

"Drink up. It's gonna be a long night."

House

You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?

"You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in?"

House

they did push-ups until they died.

"they did push-ups until they died."

House

Same drive you took advantage of

"Same drive you took advantage of"

House

to get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday.

"to get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday."

House

Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean.

"Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean."

House

So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational.

"So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational."

House

I'm saying it's pointless to try...

"I'm saying it's pointless to try..."

House

By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational.

"By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational."

House

It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it.

"It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it."

House

I guess he doesn't have MS.

"I guess he doesn't have MS."

House

Something's wrong.

"Something's wrong."

House

Is it your hand? No, it's my eyes.

"Is it your hand? No, it's my eyes."

House

I'm seeing double.

"I'm seeing double."

House

So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms?

"So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms?"

House

It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans.

"It's not a brain tumor or we would've seen it on the scans."

House

Eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive.

"Eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive."

House

Let's do some winter shots.

"Let's do some winter shots."

House

Wardrobe change.

"Wardrobe change."

House

Thyroid eye disease in conjunction with Graves.

"Thyroid eye disease in conjunction with Graves."

House

Thyroid level's normal.

"Thyroid level's normal."

House

Check it out.

"Check it out."

House

Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off.

"Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off."

House

But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that.

"But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that."

House

Or a blatant flaunting of cleavage like those.

"Or a blatant flaunting of cleavage like those."

House

You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation.

"You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation."

House

All I'm doing is my job.

"All I'm doing is my job."

House

House has indicated that he considers me attractive.

"House has indicated that he considers me attractive."

House

With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and...

"With an argument like that, maybe you should just drop down to your knees and..."

House

Big hug, big man. It's cold out here'

"Big hug, big man. It's cold out here'"

House

and bickering session,

"and bickering session,"

House

what about myesthenia gravis?

"what about myesthenia gravis?"

House

Extra-ocular muscle weakness leads to double vision,

"Extra-ocular muscle weakness leads to double vision,"

House

Could've been triggered when his T got really low.

"Could've been triggered when his T got really low."

House

Ooh, little one. He'd be a good pick.

"Ooh, little one. He'd be a good pick."

House

Smooth.

"Smooth."

House

You let the rest of them compete,

"You let the rest of them compete,"

House

tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save.

"tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save."

House

Start the patient on MG and plasmapheresis.

"Start the patient on MG and plasmapheresis."

House

Can you handle that, please?

"Can you handle that, please?"

House

- I need a minute. - Make it quick.

"- I need a minute. - Make it quick."

House

We're due in Memphis.

"We're due in Memphis."

House

You think you want this, but it's a bad idea.

"You think you want this, but it's a bad idea."

House

I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig.

"I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig."

House

Everybody was playing nice and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases.

"Everybody was playing nice and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases."

House

We still have ideas, we still argue.

"We still have ideas, we still argue."

House

Maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other.

"Maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other."

House

That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips.

"That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips."

House

The ones you're not moving.

"The ones you're not moving."

House

I get it. I won't play along with your stupid games,

"I get it. I won't play along with your stupid games,"

House

so I'm no longer a man. Clever.

"so I'm no longer a man. Clever."

House

because you're no longer a man.

"because you're no longer a man."

House

Still clever, though. Studies have shown that raising kids

"Still clever, though. Studies have shown that raising kids"

House

lowers testosterone levels in men.

"lowers testosterone levels in men."

House

Or maybe it's helped me finally grow up.

"Or maybe it's helped me finally grow up."

House

How are you feeling?

"How are you feeling?"

House

As long as I keep my eyes closed, pretty good.

"As long as I keep my eyes closed, pretty good."

House

Really good, actually. I've got energy,

"Really good, actually. I've got energy,"

House

I feel confident, clear.

"I feel confident, clear."

House

Hey, hon, I brought you a burger. Really?

"Hey, hon, I brought you a burger. Really?"

House

You're in the hospital. Eat whatever you want.

"You're in the hospital. Eat whatever you want."

House

I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans.

"I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans."

House

I'm sorry, that was a little...

"I'm sorry, that was a little..."

House

No, it's okay.

"No, it's okay."

House

So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs.

"So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs."

House

You sure? You were worried about the commitment.

"You sure? You were worried about the commitment."

House

Yeah, there's no point being in business with them halfway.

"Yeah, there's no point being in business with them halfway."

House

You okay with that?

"You okay with that?"

House

Fedir is the brother she worries about the most,

"Fedir is the brother she worries about the most,"

House

of a government bureaucracy.

"of a government bureaucracy."

House

If you're not using your office, I will.

"If you're not using your office, I will."

House

Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends?

"Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends?"

House

'Cause that bitch knew that Dominika liked him.

"'Cause that bitch knew that Dominika liked him."

House

- Wrong. - Oksana is a slut, dead to me.

"- Wrong. - Oksana is a slut, dead to me."

House

The right answer is the wrong answer.

"The right answer is the wrong answer."

House

Haven't you been divorced three times?

"Haven't you been divorced three times?"

House

In between those divorces, I was married,

"In between those divorces, I was married,"

House

which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room.

"which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room."

House

Probably.

"Probably."

House

You deserve it. You have way more experience than me.

"You deserve it. You have way more experience than me."

House

You're giving LIP?

"You're giving LIP?"

House

I wish. I still have a lot of med school debt.

"I wish. I still have a lot of med school debt."

House

And my parents need help with their mortgage.

"And my parents need help with their mortgage."

House

So, I could kind of use the money.

"So, I could kind of use the money."

House

As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything.

"As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything."

House

Looks like you guys were right about... We'll be right back.

"Looks like you guys were right about... We'll be right back."

House

"I could use the money"?

""I could use the money"?"

House

You want to game me, you've gotta do better than that.

"You want to game me, you've gotta do better than that."

House

you have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill...

"you have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill..."

House

Jaundice.

"Jaundice."

House

There's something wrong with your liver.

"There's something wrong with your liver."

House

Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack.

"Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack."

House

So much for myasthenia gravis.

"So much for myasthenia gravis."

House

Can we hurry this up'? I have a government to defraud at noon.

"Can we hurry this up'? I have a government to defraud at noon."

House

If you need to leave, you should.

"If you need to leave, you should."

House

Wow, you said that with so much authority.

"Wow, you said that with so much authority."

House

Just until I realized our patient has

"Just until I realized our patient has"

House

no sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities,

"no sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities,"

House

which makes sarcoidosis a long shot.

"which makes sarcoidosis a long shot."

House

And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs.

"And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs."

House

Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping.

"Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping."

House

Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked.

"Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked."

House

But his vision got better.

"But his vision got better."

House

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